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Can you smell the BBQ?

Sumer is icumen in, Lhude sing cuccu! Okay, maybe it's not QUITE summer yet, but Timmy's been taking advantage of the warm weather. It's all about the Hawaiian shirt and the charred meatstuff. It's a good thing we don't depend on Timmy to code anymore because he keeps skipping out on work early to fire up the grill.

And since we're a little short on fireflies for our feasts, we love these jars full of Dreamlight Fireflies. They're the perfect light by which to nom pulled-pork sammiches, don't you think?

Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

USB-It Stick-On USB Cable - EVERYTHING is better with USB

Your dog. Your lunch box. Your socks. There are many things that shouldn't be USB-powered, but they could be. Just stick the USB-It to any item and it instantly appears to need a computer to survive. The prank possibilities are endless. The USB-It comes with two USB cords and a bunch of tiny double-sided adhesive discs. To use, simply stick the end of the cable to whatever crazy object is in desperate need of a USB connection.
USB-It Stick-On USB Cable - EVERYTHING is better with USB

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Super Strong Neodymium Magnets - How do they work?

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Magnets are a miracle of quantum physics, and attempting to explain them in layman's terms famously made Richard Feynman cranky. Without several years' worth of combined knowledge of physics, the best he could manage was, "Look, they just work, okay?" You don't need a doctorate in applied quantum mechanics to play with rare-earth magnets, though. With several sizes, shapes and rates of flux, our new magnets are fun, dangerous, and shiny! Make your own levitation platform, experiment with superconductivity, or make a DIY railgun! Be warned: these magnets are powerful and dangerous, so keep out of the reach of children!
Super Strong Neodymium Magnets - How do they work?

The Star Trek Cookbook - Gagh, anyone?

Throughout the Federation and beyond, one thing you never lack is new foods to try. Good thing Neelix kept notes on his trip through various quadrants and turned them into this cookbook. It shows you how to make Gagh that's easily stomached by humans, of course, but that's just the beginning. It will also show you how to make the various actual dishes used on-screen (that pretended to be alien dishes). Throw in some of your favorite Star Trek actor's favorite recipes, and you got yourself one awesome cookbook. To infinity and live long and prosper in a galaxy far, far away!
The Star Trek Cookbook - Gagh, anyone?

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iStuck Bubble Gum iPhone Stand - Is that gum stuck to your phone?

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Despite what Ned Stark says, summer is, in fact, coming and with it comes hot sticky sidewalks that melt wads of bubble gum onto your shoes. It sucks, but maybe we can make something good out of this unfortunate situation. Instead of pulling your soles down, what if that gooey mess held your phone up? Our little stands for your portable multimedia device or smartphone look like a wad of pink polyisobutylene but are actually stiffened rubber. Turn heads while you prop your iPod up in the proper viewing angle. Sticky enough to keep it from slipping--but won't adhere your phone to the table, thank goodness.
iStuck Bubble Gum iPhone Stand - Is that gum stuck to your phone?

Tactical Sammich - For surviving the zombie invasion

When the zombies are upon you, there are two things you'll need: ammo, friends, and food. THREE things you'll need. Well, we can't help you with the ammo and friends part, but we sure can help you with the food. These Tactical Sammiches come in two flavors (pepperoni and honey BBQ beef) and have a shelf life of two years. That means two years of survival thanks to the power of sammiches. And the good news is, these Tactical Sammiches are real tasty! Of course you'll need water, too. Okay, the FOUR things you'll need are ammo, friends, water, and Tactical Sammiches.
Tactical Sammich - For surviving the zombie invasion

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Voltron - Limited edition GINORMOUS figure!

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No matter what horror Prince Lotor made in his robeast factory Voltron always sliced it in half with his Blazing Sword. Now you can protect your desktop from the Robeast menance and spark endless debates about the merits of Lion Force vs. Vehicle Team. Fully-assembled, this figure stands 24" high (that's two feet, folks!). Or, you can fly around the 5 transformable lions like you always wanted and pretend to be Pidge, Hunk, and Lance. They always had the best lines anyway.
Voltron - Limited edition GINORMOUS figure!

Domo Plush - Everyone needs a little Domo

Domo-kun, the world's favorite WTF? monster is now available in a lovable 6.5" size. He's brown, baring his teeth, and ready to shower you with love... or something. Domo is small enough to keep with you always and great to share. Just be careful who you share your hairy monster with--'cause that's how rumors get started.
Domo Plush - Everyone needs a little Domo

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Zombie Cupcakes - Learn how to bake undead delicacies

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Spring is in the air (as is pollen) and you know what that means?!? That's right: it's zombie cupcake making time. YAY. Zombie cupcakes incorporate delicious cupcake recipes with horrendous--but tasty--decorations. A little raspberry jam becomes bloody remains, pinches of fondant become maggots, espresso powder becomes graveyard dirt, and more! Mold yourself some little zombie hands and have them burst through the top of the cupcake. Zombie Cupcakes will help you make cupcakes no one will ever forget. In fact, they might even be scared to eat them!
Zombie Cupcakes - Learn how to bake undead delicacies

Hide and Seek Monkeys - Where did that monkey go?

One of the downsides of being the eldest child is that when your siblings can't crawl, they're pretty crappy playmates. The baby can't hide itself, and playing hide-the-baby is a bad, bad idea. These monkeys will play hide and seek with your wee geek. Hide the monkey anywhere indoors or out. The seeker wand tracks the monkey. The plush monkey for the younger set (ages 2-5) makes monkey noises when the wand gets close. The electronic monkey for the older kids stays ninja quiet, but the wand lights glow as you get closer and closer. All batteries are included, so your Hide and Seek Monkey is ready to play right out of the box!
Hide and Seek Monkeys - Where did that monkey go?

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Board Games - 4 new board games for your collection

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Our new crop of board games is going to take you all sorts of places! Ticket to Ride is a great Father's Day gift for the Dad who loves trains. Players build train routes across North America, competing for the best routes to popular destinations. Then go South (and back in time) to the early days of Puerto Rico, where you grow & sell crops, build up the city of San Juan and compete to be the top dog in town. Head to Europe next to build the southern French city of Carcassonne, famous for its Roman & Medieval fortifications. Then go... well, nowhere we've been in real life. Wrath of Ashardalon is the newest D&D-style board game from Wizards of the Coast. Delve into the caverns below the mountain... but beware, a red dragon lives there and he's pretty sure you taste like bacon.
Board Games - 4 new board games for your collection

F in Exams - Fail with style

A wise man once said, "Smarts is fleeting, but humor is forever." We don't know who, though, because he failed out of school and lives in a van down by the river. But seriously, sometimes you just don't know the answer to a test question and teachers always say to not leave it blank. Well, F in Exams is a collection of all those people who didn't leave it blank, but instead filled the test question with (sometimes subversive) humor. 250 total silly answers! To the person who answered, "I can't remember," when asked on a test to describe what is meant by "forgetting"--we salute you!
F in Exams - Fail with style

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New T-Shirts !!

Portal 2 In Case of Implosion

Portal 2 In Case of Implosion

In Case of Implosion Babydoll

In Case of Implosion Babydoll

Tetris Skull and Crossbones

Tetris Skull and Crossbones

Deadpool - Merc Nouveau

Deadpool - Merc Nouveau

Forward Down Forward High Punch

Forward Down Forward High Punch

Absinth Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Absinth Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Serenity Schematic

Serenity Schematic

Serenity Schematic Babydoll

Serenity Schematic Babydoll

Anatomy of a Pirate

Anatomy of a Pirate

The Minecraft Logo That Never Was

The Minecraft Logo That Never Was

The Minecraft Logo That Never Was Babydoll

The Minecraft Logo That Never Was Babydoll

Green Lantern's Light

Green Lantern's Light

Batman Hockey Stripe Babydoll

Batman Hockey Stripe Babydoll

Green Lantern Hockey Stripe Babydoll

Green Lantern Hockey Stripe Babydoll

Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll

Superman Hockey Stripe Babydoll

The Flash Hockey Stripe Babydoll

The Flash Hockey Stripe Babydoll

Angry Birds Flipping the Bird Shirt

Angry Birds Flipping the Bird Shirt

Angry Birds Flipping the Bird Babydoll

Angry Birds Flipping the Bird Babydoll

Angry Birds The Nest

Angry Birds The Nest

The Monarch Insignia

The Monarch Insignia

Space Invaders Glow-in-the-Dark Shirt

Space Invaders Glow-in-the-Dark Shirt

Springfield Isotopes

Springfield Isotopes

Planet Express - Good news, everyone!

Planet Express - Good news, everyone!

Planet Express Babydoll - Back in stock!

Planet Express Babydoll - Back in stock!


Quick Blurbs !!

Ice Attacks! Ice Cube Tray

Ice Attacks! Ice Cube Tray

Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test

Z-SAT Zombie Survival Aptitude Test

Smart Heart Pulse Monitor

Smart Heart Pulse Monitor

Thermochromic Glux Putty

Thermochromic Glux Putty

Cthulhu Dice

Cthulhu Dice

Zoomy Handheld Digital Microscope

Zoomy Handheld Digital Microscope

Blind Box Little Big Planet Figures

Blind Box Little Big Planet Figures

Zombie Zoo Plush

Zombie Zoo Plush

Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf

Grow Your Own Sweet Leaf

Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush - Back in stock!

Portal Weighted Companion Cube Plush - Back in stock!

ThinkGeek Slide Rule - Back in stock!

ThinkGeek Slide Rule - Back in stock!

May is Zombie Awareness Month!

May is Zombie Awareness Month!


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