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We <3 geek moms!

Whether they're researching in the lab, crunching numbers, creating infographics, penning a sci-fi novel, or wrangling geek kids, geek moms are awesome. And since you're so geeky, we're gonna assume your maternal DNA has some geek markers in it.

We're stocked full of gizmos, gadgets, and doo-dads that the moms, grandmas, wives, and baby mommas in your life will love. The question is, are you a Good Kid or a Bad Kid this Mother's Day?

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Mother's Day is May 8th - Celebrate your spawn point!

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We have gifts for geek moms of all flavors and gifts you can give to non-geek moms. Our musical friends Paul & Storm remind us that Mom gave us life, love, a home, food, and clothing and in return, we gave her stretch marks and extra weight. It's time to rectify this imbalance. (And while the WiFi scale is listed as an idea, we recommend something a little less confrontational.)
Mother's Day is May 8th - Celebrate your spawn point!

Grow your Own World's Largest Tree - Earth's largest living thing

Giant Sequoias are the largest trees and the largest living thing on Earth. The largest Giant Sequoia is named General Sherman (after the Mister Peabody's friend). Not only is General Sherman almost 275 feet tall, but he's also old--between 2300 and 2700 years old. And now with this little kit, you can start some future history for yourself by growing your own Giant Sequoia. Learn about science, care for the Earth (by growing an oxygen maker), and (most importantly) name it whatever you want. Our new Giant-Sequoia-to-be is named General Sherman II: Electric Boogaloo.
Grow your Own World's Largest Tree - Earth's largest living thing

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Give Mom the Gift of Virtual Flowers - You can almost smell the retro

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We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool Mom in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension.
Give Mom the Gift of Virtual Flowers - You can almost smell the retro

USB Mushroom Lamps - If Mario had a desk job...

His fingers are a little too fat for data entry, so maybe Mario could get an entry level job at a call center, where he can sit in an ultra-tiny cube and answer the phone, "It's-a Mario! How canna I help you today?" And clearly, should Mario be a cube dweller, he'd want to illuminate his workspace with these super cute Mushroom Lamps. The red lamp makes Mario sit a little taller and the green lamp gives him the energy needed to power through until the weekend. If you put them on your desk, they may do the same for you!
USB Mushroom Lamps - If Mario had a desk job...

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Knee/Lap Mugs - Who needs a table to rest your coffee?

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With corporations downsizing all the time, workers are being asked to do more. Consequently, your desk has become cluttered with archaeological layers of papers and the detritus of work. You have no more room upon which to rest your steaming hot cup of coffee. Not any more! These stylish new mugs are scalloped to rest on your knee, or tapered to sit on your lap. Sure, if you happen to have some space, the mugs can rest flat too, but that's so boring! Your new workspace now has more room, and your lap is suddenly more productive.
Knee/Lap Mugs - Who needs a table to rest your coffee?

5" Angry Birds Plush - Who wouldn't want an adorable grenade?

The Angry Birds need your throwing arm. These twittering, oinking plushes can't hurl themselves! All of the familiar faces are here and ready for action. Set up the pigs. Pick a bird. Tap his forehead to trigger his war cry, then launch him at the pigs with all of your might. The astoundingly addictive game has made its way into the real world, and it is far cuddlier than we could ever have imagined.
5" Angry Birds Plush - Who wouldn't want an adorable grenade?

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Cheat Sheet Apron - Even Top Chefs have to cheat sometimes

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Cooking is definitely an art, and a good chef needs to be intuitive about his ingredients and technique. Still, what makes a good chef a great chef is attention to detail. Sometimes, a great chef has to memorize weights, measures, conversions, and temperatures. In the literal heat of the moment, though, even top chefs can't remember everything, and there's no shame in relying on a cheat sheet. But with both hands full of pans and implements, there's no room to keep one. Our new apron has all you need to cook like a pro printed right on it and upside-down so your answer is always within your reach.
Cheat Sheet Apron - Even Top Chefs have to cheat sometimes

Game of Thrones Book Set - The books are better than the TV series...

...but of course, we love the TV series! George R.R. Martin has been dubbed "The American Tolkien" by Time magazine. Those of us who have read his books totally agree. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series, which starts with A Game of Thrones, is the gold standard for epic fantasy. Martin's worldbuilding skills are second to none and his world is full of fascinating and multidimensional characters vying for control of a broken kingdom.
Game of Thrones Book Set - The books are better than the TV series...

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Doctor Who Goodies - Who's here for Mother's Day? The Doctor!

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Whovians rejoice! We have a TARDIS-full of new products for you. Okay, that's a lie. We could never hope to fill the TARDIS. But we swear on our favorite fez that we have five new Doctor Who products this week. Two new Doctor Who board games will be a hit at your next game night, whether you love trivia or battle games. Keep score with your Sonic Screwdriver Pen, modeled after the 11th Doctor's trusty tool. Finally, you can drift off to sleep snuggling a plush Adipose and wake to the sound of a Dalek Alarm Clock trying to exterminate you. Can life get any better?
Doctor Who Goodies - Who's here for Mother's Day? The Doctor!

3 Foot Fail Whale Wall Graphic - Failure was never so grand

You know that blank wall in your place? The one you look at and think, "Gee, I need to find something to put here." Look no more! Your wall needs a Fail Whale. Great for home, office, or dorm, this full color wall cling can be removed and reused up to 100 times. Just peel and stick, then unpeel and restick. It's beautiful, colorful, playful art accessible on any budget.
3 Foot Fail Whale Wall Graphic - Failure was never so grand

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Darth Vader Projection Alarm Clock - The best part of waking up...

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If you'd enjoy waking up next to Vader every day, we recommend you get a Darth Vader Projection Alarm Clock. It's a shrunken head of Vader, about 6" tall, and projects the time onto the wall or ceiling, whichever you prefer. There's even a recording of Vader's creepy stalker breathing that you can use as the alarm. If the creepy stalker breathing doesn't wake you up, the Darth Vader Projection Alarm Clock will Force Choke you. Maybe. You'll have to sleep in to find out.
Darth Vader Projection Alarm Clock - The best part of waking up...

Giant 2-Foot Mazinger Z Figure - Towers over your other toys

At an astounding 24 inches tall--that's 2 feet, folks!--this Jumbo Grendizer is a towering robot of justice! He'll protect your other figures. He'll increase your robo-cred. (What? You didn't know you had robo-cred? Better check your score!) Best of all, if the evil mecha of Dr. Hell show up, Mazinger Z is ready to conquer them. Whether you're a fan of Mazinger Z or just a collector of big robots, this limited edition figure is a must have. Sculpted in Japan by HL Product, it's made of high quality vinyl, expertly painted, and has articulation at the neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists, knees, and feet.
Giant 2-Foot Mazinger Z Figure - Towers over your other toys

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Star Wars POP! Vinyl Figures - Your daily dose of Darth

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For some reason, if you squish people down to a small size and make their heads a little too big, those people suddenly become super cute. Do that with the already cute people and creatures of Star Wars, and they become some sort of hyper cute that blows regular cute off the charts. And all their weapons are super cute, too! Whether it's Princess Leia and her darling blaster, Han and his adorable DL-44, or Yoda and his precious green saber, these figures are perfect for anywhere your collections live. And their heads bobble--just like the real things. Yay!
Star Wars POP! Vinyl Figures - Your daily dose of Darth


New T-Shirts !!

Aperture Logo (1940s)

Aperture Logo (1940s)

Aperture Logo (1940s) Babydoll

Aperture Logo (1940s) Babydoll

Aperture Laboratories Turret Schematic

Aperture Laboratories Turret Schematic

Aperture Logo (1970s)

Aperture Logo (1970s)

Portrait of Chell Women's Shirt

Portrait of Chell Women's Shirt

PREPARE To Die

PREPARE To Die

PREPARE To Die Babydoll

PREPARE To Die Babydoll

Uncanny Valley

Uncanny Valley

Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse

Only You Can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse

Shaun's Foree Electric Uniform Shirt

Shaun's Foree Electric Uniform Shirt

   

Quick Blurbs !!

Corn Dog Factory

Corn Dog Factory

Futurama Plush

Futurama Plush

Finger Tentacles

Finger Tentacles

6 Foot Star Trek Character Wall Graphics

6 Foot Star Trek Character Wall Graphics

Smens - Scented Pens

Smens - Scented Pens

tokidoki Unicornos

tokidoki Unicornos

Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag

Nintendo Reversible Messenger Bag

World of Geekcraft

World of Geekcraft

Baby's First Tech Trio

Baby's First Tech Trio

Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies

Highly Caffeinated Brownies and Cookies

Sonic Tote Bag

Sonic Tote Bag

Dine-Ink Pen Utensil Set

Dine-Ink Pen Utensil Set

Brain Lollipop

Brain Lollipop

Bacon Lollipop

Bacon Lollipop

Lightbulb Pushlight

Lightbulb Pushlight

 

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