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Spring is sproinging!

Everywhere we turn, things are bright and cheery... except for in the meadow. It was there we discovered the bloody carnage wrought by a zombie bunny.

No ordinary rabbit, this death machine was tearing through woodland creatures until we double-bopped it on the head. Long story short, we brought it back to GeekLabs and have reproduced it--for real this time!--for your nomming pleasure. There's plenty in stock (you know how bunnies are) so be sure to grab a few for the zombie fans in your life.

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Take $10 Off - Sproing into spring with us!

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Take $10 Off - Sproing into spring with us!

Facehugger Plush - He just wants to give you a kiss!

Don't you wish there was someone, or something, at home that loved you unconditionally? The Alien Facehugger Plush can do just that! As soon as this little guy sees you he'll try to jump up and give you a giant smooch. He loves you so much that he'll refuse to let go! He even told us that he wants to give you a super sweet present called a Xenomorph. We don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty thoughtful. Who knows? Maybe it'll be another pet that is BURSTING with love.
Facehugger Plush - He just wants to give you a kiss!

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Surrealist Melting Clock - Well, hello Dali!

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Time, it is said, is relative. Not only in an E=mc^2 kind of relativity, time also travels more slowly depending on the situation in the area. For example, that date with the pretty young thing you met at the club? Over in what seems like seconds. Meanwhile, that daily meeting your boss insist on having before lunch drones so long you think time itself is melting into a puddle. It's those kinds of events that this clock represents. Your desk clock should also look like a piece of melted camembert; maybe watching it will make time seem to go faster?
Surrealist Melting Clock - Well, hello Dali!

Switch Modular Pocket Knife - Choose your own tool adventure

Pocket knives are handy, but have you ever noticed that even if you have a 9999-function knife, you only use a small percentage of the tools available to you? It sucks to have to upgrade to a more expensive knife to get one tool you need and five that you didn't. This is especially annoying to those of us who try to travel light (the better to run from dragons). Switch is the ultimate modular pocketknife, with 17 different attachments so you can mix and match your most frequently used tools. It's your tool, your way.
Switch Modular Pocket Knife - Choose your own tool adventure

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Organ Transport Lunch Bag - What did *you* bring for lunch?

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Those jerks in the office keep stealing your BLTs from the fridge. You've tried everything from hiding your lunchbox in the crisper drawer to leaving passive-aggressive notes on your brown paper bag. Let a bit of social engineering do the job! This bag resembles the one used by EMTs transporting human organs to the hospital for transplant! Maybe they won't want to see gross raw innards, or maybe they don't want to somehow contaminate a lifegiving donation. Either way, your lunch is left alone, for once. Note: Please don't use this bag to cut your way through lines. That's just not cool. Funny, but not cool.
Organ Transport Lunch Bag - What did *you* bring for lunch?

Test Tube Aliens For Kids - Can you prevent the invasion?

Children of Earth! The Test Tube Aliens have plans to invade and conquer our planet. We need you to hatch these alien eggs, raise them to adulthood, and then do your best Bad Cop impression and interrogate the heck out of them until they spill the beans about their evil plans. Each Test Tube Alien comes with everything you need to hatch the egg and grow the alien to adulthood--which takes about two weeks if you care for it properly--and then you can log into the Test Tube Aliens website to interrogate it. With your fellow interrogators you'll put together the pieces of the puzzle and save your planet.
Test Tube Aliens For Kids - Can you prevent the invasion?

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Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard - Level II body armor

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Okay, nothing silly to read here. This is one heavy clipboard. It's basically a section of Level II body armor... with a clip. What does that mean? Well, you'll be the only one in the office with a clipboard that can stop a 9mm bullet. Not enough? Level II body armor can also stop any bullet Level I and Level IIA body armor can stop. It's like you stole Batman's clipboard! It's like the Superman of clipboards. It's frickin' bulletproof! And that makes this clipboard the most awesomerest clipboard we've ever found.
Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard - Level II body armor

Aluminum iPad Keyboard Case - MacWorld Best of Show 2011

The ZAGGmate iPad case won Best of Show at MacWorld 2011 and stole our geeky hearts with its slick aircraft-grade aluminum, superior drop protection, and quality keyboard. It's even sturdy on your lap or bed! It is the perfect metallic companion for your iPad and a vegetarian alternative to our leather iPad Keyboard Case. (ThinkGeek does not endorse eating your iPad case.)
Aluminum iPad Keyboard Case - MacWorld Best of Show 2011

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Futurama Collectible Mini Figures - Random packed mayhem

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Dong dong, ding ding, dong dong, do doo dooo. Yeah, you know the song: the Futurama theme! And that's the music that will be tinkling in your ears when you get your Futurama Mini Figure. Each blind box is full of mystery and adventure-- you won't know who you're going to get. But you will be content with the knowledge it will be one of 12 iconic Futurama characters, all cutefully squished down to pocket size. They also come with fun accessories. But get them now, because once they are sold out, they are gone forever. Just like Zapp Brannigan's pants.
Futurama Collectible Mini Figures - Random packed mayhem

Screwnicorn Unicorn Corkscrew - Bring sparkles to the party

You're never the first one at the party because nothing's more awkward than having to be the life of a party that hasn't started yet. That bottle of wine you're bringing will help, but you could do better. Try bringing sparkles and magic with you! Our newest corkscrew resembles a mystical unicorn ready and willing to use its helical horn to uncork fun and adventure at your next tea party, solstice soiree, or ritualistic sacrifice to the goat-lord Bacchus. Oh, don't panic--he's the god of Wine and Parties. Bring your party pants!
Screwnicorn Unicorn Corkscrew - Bring sparkles to the party

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Brick iPhone Case - Build your iPhone into your brick creations

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You know what your brick construction project needs? A big screen TV. You know what looks just like a big screen TV if you're a mini-fig? An iPhone! Wouldn't it be great if your iPhone was a brick? Dreams delivered, today at ThinkGeek. The Brick iPhone case is the world's most customizable iPhone 4 case, compatible with LEGO and similar brick construction systems. Now your minifigs can have a home theater in their brick house!
Brick iPhone Case - Build your iPhone into your brick creations

Star Wars Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament - Not in the desert anymore!

Sculpted to look like a classic garden gnome, the Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament comes in just under a foot in height. Made of solid resin and fully painted, he's ready for any weather, rain or shine. And the ultimate bonus: he'll totally sell those used droids in the garage at your next yard sale and get top price.
Star Wars Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament - Not in the desert anymore!

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Squishables For Kids - Need a hug? Get a Squishable!

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Have a house full of wee geeks afraid of the dark? You'll love Squishables. They're soft and cuddly and make great nap time companions. Rumor has it that Cthulhu really loves children and hates the monster under the bed. Android's force field will prevent any evil from entering a bedroom and the Narwhal has been known to impale intruders on his mighty horn. And T-Rex? Well, don't mess with him! He may have tiny arms but his bite will tear a boogieman in two! (Adults who are afraid of the dark can also get a Squishable. We won't tell.)
Squishables For Kids - Need a hug? Get a Squishable!


New T-Shirts !!

Minecraft Confused

Minecraft Confused

Jayne's Fighting Elves Shirt

Jayne's Fighting Elves Shirt

Fighting Elves Babydoll

Fighting Elves Babydoll

Hello Kitty Double Cupcakes Babydoll

Hello Kitty Double Cupcakes Babydoll

For Sale by Owner

For Sale by Owner

For Sale by Owner Babydoll

For Sale by Owner Babydoll

Mordorable! Babydoll

Mordorable! Babydoll

The Babe With the Power Creeper

The Babe With the Power Creeper

We're All Mad Here Babydoll

We're All Mad Here Babydoll

Low on Gas

Low on Gas

Doctor Who Linear TARDIS

Doctor Who Linear TARDIS

Doctor Who Linear TARDIS Babydoll

Doctor Who Linear TARDIS Babydoll

OMG Pwnies - Kids

OMG Pwnies - Kids

HTML5 Shield

HTML5 Shield

HTML5 Shield Babydoll

HTML5 Shield Babydoll

Ferrous Wheel Babydoll

Ferrous Wheel Babydoll

Your Ideas Are Intriguing To Me

Your Ideas Are Intriguing To Me

Your Ideas Are Intriguing To Me Babydoll

Your Ideas Are Intriguing To Me Babydoll

Baltimore State Forensic Hospital Prisoner B1329-0

Baltimore State Forensic Hospital Prisoner B1329-0

Click Harder

Click Harder

Property of Highschool of the Dead

Property of Highschool of the Dead

Property of Highschool of the Dead Babydoll

Property of Highschool of the Dead Babydoll

Prime Cuts of Unicorn Apron

Prime Cuts of Unicorn Apron

Makes Jack a Dull Bot

Makes Jack a Dull Bot

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[Blank] is the name of my [blank] cover band Babydoll

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TIE Advanced x1 Starfighter Schematic

TIE Advanced x1 Starfighter Schematic

 

Quick Blurbs !!

3D View Digital Camera

3D View Digital Camera

Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink

Romulan Ale Star Trek Energy Drink

R2-D2 Remote Control Watch

R2-D2 Remote Control Watch

Battlestar Galactica Auction Catalogs

Battlestar Galactica Auction Catalogs

Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch

Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch

Pet Loc8tor

Pet Loc8tor

Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes

Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes

Bacon and Cupcake Dental Floss

Bacon and Cupcake Dental Floss

Plush iPawd for Dogs

Plush iPawd for Dogs

Zerg Messenger Bag

Zerg Messenger Bag

Portal 2 Poster

Portal 2 Poster

Undercover Manila Laptop Sleeve

Undercover Manila Laptop Sleeve


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