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Ready to party like a cosmonaut?

Yuri's Night, the anniversary of human space flight, is coming up on April 12th and it's a doozy--this year it's the big 5-0. Ready the vacuum-packed hors d'oeuvres and orbiting disco ball!

It's only appropriate that this email includes 4 delicious new edibles, a breakthrough in snacking vessel technology, and 3 science-related items. If you like science or eating (and we know you do) you'll love the new stuff below!

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The ThinkGeek 3-D Giveaway - Win a Virtual Boy... & $1,000 Spree

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Not satisfied with 3-D movies, 3-D televisions, and 3-D mobile phones? We have just the gaming console for you. Enter today to win a Nintendo Virtual Boy, circa 1995, complete with box and 4 mind-altering games. Oh, and you'll win a $1,000 Shopping Spree, too, but that experience will be entirely 2-dimensional. The runner up will win the just-released (and surely destined for greatness) Nintendo 3DS. The future is now!
The ThinkGeek 3-D Giveaway - Win a Virtual Boy... & $1,000 Spree

PLAYMOBIL(TM) Apple Store Playset - Mini iStore tugs at your wallet

When we spotted this amazing Apple Store Playset from PLAYMOBIL(TM) we were admittedly in a bit of a conundrum. It's really a product designed for children much younger than ourselves. Then we noticed that the PLAYMOBIL(TM) iStore includes amazingly tiny iPhones, Macbooks and iPads and our resolve began to waver. A quick peek at the miniature Genius Bar and we were feeling a bit woozy. Then we saw the tiny Steve Jobs presenting in the Keynote Theater and that was it. Our wallets popped out faster than you can say Jonathan Ive and we plunked down whatever money was needed to own this amazing playset.
PLAYMOBIL(TM) Apple Store Playset - Mini iStore tugs at your wallet

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Star Wars Lightsaber Popsicles - Saber-lickin' good

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All Jedi should build their own sabers, and now you can, too! What's even better is that after you've built it, you can eat it! These saber blades won't cut through flesh or steel, because they're cold, delicious popsicles! Each hilt has an LED hidden inside. One press and the popsicle lights up like it's pure energy--pure TASTY energy, that is. You and your friends can finally act out that classic scene from The Empire Strikes Back. You know the one where Vader and Luke fight, talk about family things, and then lick on their sabers?
Star Wars Lightsaber Popsicles - Saber-lickin' good

Angry Birds Pork Rinds - Be inspired by the other green meat

Need to make three stars on every level of Angry Birds? You could pop open a can of Tiger Blood, but what's better is mowing through a bag of Angry Birds Pork Rinds! These crispy delicacies were painstakingly collected from the wreckage of exploded pig flesh by the Pork Remnants Collectors Union 1337. Break open a bag and taste the crisp, salty, inspiring, savory flavor that only green pigs can produce.
Angry Birds Pork Rinds - Be inspired by the other green meat

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De-3D Cinema Glasses - Futuristic 3D movies, you make us sick

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When the latest in-your-face blockbuster special effects turn into headache-inducing nausea, the fun is over and you're out some serious coin. Don't let this happen to you! ThinkGeek has the solution to deliver old skool-style 2D to your tired eyes with the De-3D Cinema Glasses. The De-3D glasses eliminate the 3D effect from 3D movies allowing you to watch in the comfort of 2D. Buy a pair and your friends will thank you... for not puking on their shoes in the theater.
De-3D Cinema Glasses - Futuristic 3D movies, you make us sick

Super 3DBoy iPhone Game System - 1up Nintendo with your iPhone

One thing you'll find absent from the Apple App Store is games from Nintendo. That's because Apple threatens to dominate Nintendo's gaming empire and whisk away Princess Peach to a stylish castle with minimalist Scandinavian design where she'll happily play iPhone 5 to the end of her days. With the release of the new 3DS game system, Nintendo hoped to 1up Apple by offering the futuristic magic of 3D gaming and reclaim the portable gaming crown. This seemed like a great idea, until now. The Super 3DBoy iPhone Game System trumps the Nintendo 3DS and brings exciting 3D graphics to life on your iPhone.
Super 3DBoy iPhone Game System - 1up Nintendo with your iPhone

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Shirt Plate - Cheevos and Cheetos!

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Multitasking is hard, son! You gotta have both eyes on the TV screen and both hands on the controller or you're going to get pwned by a 13-year-old from New Jersey. But you gotta eat! Your stomach is rumbling but, but-- cheevos! If only there was a way to tame your rumbly tumbly AND unlock those precious achievements. Today's your lucky day, son. Introducing Shirt Plate, the shirt with a snacking plate attached for maximum gaming and grazing comfort.
Shirt Plate - Cheevos and Cheetos!

Arsenic Based Sea Monkeys - Now with FIVE nucleotide base pairs!

Straight from Mono Lake (just like GFAJ-1), these Arsenic Based Sea Monkeys are 100% pure science and 100% fun which equals 200% Pure Awesome! Everything you need for a cutting edge science project is included! Arsenic Based Sea Monkeys are a great way for children to learn about the wonders of science and when not to put things in their mouths. Treat your Arsenic Based Sea Monkeys well and--if you're lucky and have the right background music--you'll notice them mating and laying tons of Arsenic Based Sea Monkey eggs for you to grow even more!
Arsenic Based Sea Monkeys - Now with FIVE nucleotide base pairs!

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Minecraft USB Desktop Nether Portal - Declutter and relax!

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Just what you need to clean up your office and destress at the same time! Your desk is overflowing with stacks of paper. Reports are exploding out of filing cabinets. What to do? Be instantly calm! Send it all straight to... the Nether! The 8x10 portal is large enough to handle the thickest sheaf of spreadsheets. Just roll them up and push them through. The coos and shrieks of ghasts in the next dimension confirm the transfer, and ZombiePigmen will haul them off to be filed. It's like having a Peaceful Mode setting for your busy work-a-day world!
Minecraft USB Desktop Nether Portal - Declutter and relax!

Edible Gummy iPhone Cases - Deliciously mobile

You know what's wrong with all of those translucent silicone iPhone cases? Sure, they protect your phone well and all, but they look like candy. That makes us hungry, and we cry foul ('cause silicone cases taste foul--trust us). What we need is a protective iPhone case, preferably from Korea, that tastes really good and comes in eight different flavors and colors. What we need is an Edible Gummy iPhone Case. Whoa, look! That's what we're selling here. Lucky for you, and lucky for us--because with flavors like Bubble Tea, Fermented Apple, and Kimchi, these Edible Gummy iPhone Cases will be gobbled up before you know it. So get a few. One case can be for formalwear, one case can be for lunch, one case can be for dress casual, and one can be for snacks! Edible Gummy iPhone cases--they're protectively delicious!
Edible Gummy iPhone Cases - Deliciously mobile

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Bonsai Kitty Plush - Hello Kitty, are you smushed?

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At long last, you can have one the earliest and most enduring Internet memes for your very own: the Bonsai Kitten. This cuddly kitty comes direct from Dr. Chang's lab and wants to live at your house. Please do not free him from the jar as in his distorted shape he is no longer able to exist in the outside world. Instead give him love and accept him as a beautiful consequence of human ingenuity and moral breakdown.
Bonsai Kitty Plush - Hello Kitty, are you smushed?

Chocolate Zombie Bunny - Delicious braiiii-- no, white chocolate!

Spring has sprung and all the little woodland creatures are... screaming and hippity-hopping for their lives? It's a zombie bunny, and double-bopping him on the head isn't going to stop his murderous rampage. Oh no, you KNEW, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little chocolate BUNNY, isn't it? It's a good thing the virus turned his flesh to delicious white chocolate. Save the world; bite his head off.
Chocolate Zombie Bunny - Delicious braiiii-- no, white chocolate!

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