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Esteemed chuckleheads,

It is with great bukkit-holding happiness that we announce it's time for our Random T-Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness yet again! For as little as $5.99, our robot monkeys will select one random shirt in your size from our magical, mysterious warehouse.

Will it be awesome? Yes! Will it be black? Possibly! Will it be radioactive? Also possibly! Will we stop asking questions and get on with the newsletter after reminding you that 3/14 is Pi Day? Absolutely!

Random T-Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness!

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Minecraft Magnets - Stop snack-hunting and work on your fortress

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Just because you need to refuel doesn't mean you have to stop playing Minecraft. These Minecraft refrigerator magnets are designed to keep you busy while you're standing in the kitchen, scarfing down a raw porkchop or two. Just remember: punching your refrigerator will not give you milk!
Minecraft Magnets - Stop snack-hunting and work on your fortress

Death Star Giant Cookie Jar - Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies

If you're ready to make your kitchen explode with awesome, you need a Death Star Cookie Jar. It's an officially licensed Lucasfilm collectible, which means it's perfect down to the last detail. The 12" x 12" sculpted moon--we mean, Death Star--is the perfect addition to any kitchen.
Death Star Giant Cookie Jar - Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies

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Jumbo Angry Birds Plush - An excuse to build a cushion fort

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One of our friends is so obsessed that she played until she had beaten every single level of Angry Birds at three stars. But you don't have to be that hardcore to love these huggable, throwable plush toys. They make great squishy friends, throw pillows, and armrests, and most importantly, they're soft enough that you can chuck them at the pigs in your life. That's right, you don't even need a giant slingshot. Right now, we have Red Bird, but watch this page--his friends (and enemies!) will be arriving soon.
Jumbo Angry Birds Plush - An excuse to build a cushion fort

Secret Decoder Ring - Code and decode secret messages

Paranoid much? (It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.) Pick up a pair of Secret Decoder Rings and you'll be able to encrypt your most personal messages, like the sticky notes you leave on your significant other's lunch bag. Nobody needs to know that she calls you Pookiepants and you call her Snoshmuffin. Simply remove the ring from your finger, twist the interlocking bands and you'll be able to code and decode your messages in a jiffy.
Secret Decoder Ring - Code and decode secret messages

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Princess Leia Apron - We'll take our tauntaun steak medium-rare, please

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It seems that in many relationships one person is the cook and the other is the eater. Ever feel like you're a slave to the culinary whims of your significant other or children? Have we got the apron for you! Don this beauty and you'll be instantly transformed from neck to mid-thigh into Princess Leia wearing her most iconic costume. Spice up your kitchen! Make your summer BBQ even hotter! Or just point out to your hubby in a subtle way that he's Jabba.
Princess Leia Apron - We'll take our tauntaun steak medium-rare, please

New Left 4 Dead Plush - Achievement unlocked: More L4D2 plush!

Love the Boomer plush? Waiting for his infected buddies to arrive? YOUR WAIT IS OVER! Boomer's not alone anymore: his buddies Hunter and Tank have joined the party in the ThinkGeek warehouse and are really hoping for you to give them a forever home. Do you enjoy snuggling with rotund men with moobs that are covered in bile-filled boils? How about a silent-but-deadly Hunter? An incredible strong, punch-happy Tank? Yeah, we thought you would.
New Left 4 Dead Plush - Achievement unlocked: More L4D2 plush!

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Pac-Man Cookie Cutters - Nom-a, nom-a, nom-a!

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Does playing Pac-Man make you hungry? Roll out some cookie dough and cut it into the shapes of Pac-Man, Blinky, Pinky, and Inky. You can make a quasi-Clyde with orange frosting. (But we'll know the truth.) This set of four plastic cookie cutters is sure to make your next baking day way more geektastic. Don't forget to send us your Action Shots before scarfing down your goodies!
Pac-Man Cookie Cutters - Nom-a, nom-a, nom-a!

LEGO Lava Dragon Game - Are you brave... or crazy?

Prove you are the bravest knight of all by being the first to summon the mighty dragon from the top of the volcano. (What is the dragon doing there, anyway? It clearly must have escaped its handler in a fit of rebellion.) Avoid the lava and block your opponents as you climb to victory. Or certain death. That might happen. With the buildable LEGO dice, no two games of Lava Dragon are ever the same.
LEGO Lava Dragon Game - Are you brave... or crazy?

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Cooking for Geeks - Cooking with science

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It's time to stop throwing things in the oven and just accepting what's spit out. It's time to learn about what's going on while things are cooking (protein denaturation, Maillard reactions, and more!) and learn how to master the reactions to cook exactly how you want. You'll learn all sorts of stuff from knife experts, food scientists, chefs--even Adam Savage! And you'll learn about transglutaminase which will let you glue meats together. BaconChickenSteak Chops, here we come!
Cooking for Geeks - Cooking with science

Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush - Allo!

Did we say, "Hello"? No, we said, "Allo!" but that's close enough. You know the Worm lived in the Labyrinth, and all he wanted was to introduce you to his missus and have some tea. And he'd more than happily offer tips for solving the Labyrinth. And now you can have the first plush version of him ever! Of course, he's been pumped up a bit for extra hug-ability, but the Worm is the Worm. Squeeze him, drink some tea, and listen to his advice--he'll point you in the right direction.
Limited Edition Labyrinth Worm Plush - Allo!

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Bad Robot Collectible - Because J.J. demands it!

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It was a dark and stormy night. The grass grew tall and undulated with the wind. A small terrified boy ran through the field, given chase by a tiny rust-colored automaton. Nobody knew why the robot pursued the boy; they only knew that it was a bad, bad robot. This iconic little metal man appears at the ends of many popular TV shows and movies, and has become synonymous with pseudo-mystical islands, bizarre science, plot twists, and warp speed! Now you can adorn your desk with a ten-inch tall impish limited edition collectible--only one hundred remain out of the thousand that were made, so get yours before they disappear like a time-shifted bunny with no anchor!
Bad Robot Collectible - Because J.J. demands it!

LEGO Magikus Game - Cast the spell before you turn you into a toad

Be the first to cast the magic spell in the cauldron! With the help of the owl you must be the first to collect the four special ingredients from the shelves. Steal ingredients from your opponents to slow them down--after all, you don't want them to turn you into a toad. A simple yet extremely engaging game for 2 to 4 players, ages 6 and up.
LEGO Magikus Game - Cast the spell before you turn you into a toad

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New T-Shirts !!

Soft Kitty Shirt

Soft Kitty Shirt

PixelJunk Shooter 2 Acid Test

PixelJunk Shooter 2 Acid Test

PixelJunk Shooter 2 Ship It

PixelJunk Shooter 2 Ship It

Portal Test Candidate Hoodie

Portal Test Candidate Hoodie

OMG Pwnies Bib

OMG Pwnies Bib

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Bib

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Bib

Come to the Dark Side Bib

Come to the Dark Side Bib

 

Quick Blurbs !!

Neon Ghostbusters Sign

Neon Ghostbusters Sign

Millennium Falcon Car Windshield Shade

Millennium Falcon Car Windshield Shade

Pop Art Toaster

Pop Art Toaster

Halo Figures

Halo Figures

Monopoly Money Refill Pack

Monopoly Money Refill Pack

Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet

Refrigerator Upgrade Magnet

Nintendo Series 2 2 6 Pack

Nintendo Series 2 2" 6 Pack

Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Back in stock!

Electronic Butterfly in a Jar - Back in stock!

Shiny things on sale!!

Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set - Save 40%

Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set - Save 40%

Ultra-thin Digital Voice Recorder w/LCD - Save 60%

Ultra-thin Digital Voice Recorder w/LCD - Save 60%

LED Shower Light - Save 40%

LED Shower Light - Save 40%

TextHook Stroller Smartphone Holder - Save 62%

TextHook Stroller Smartphone Holder - Save 62%

External USB SATA Drive Dock - USB 3.0 Single Bay - Save 40%

External USB SATA Drive Dock - USB 3.0 Single Bay - Save 40%

Survival Kit in a Sardine Can - Save 20%

Survival Kit in a Sardine Can - Save 20%

Fifty Dangerous Things You Should Let Your Kids Do Book - Save 23%

Fifty Dangerous Things You Should Let Your Kids Do Book - Save 23%

Mypressi Handheld Espresso Machine - Save $40

Mypressi Handheld Espresso Machine - Save $40

iChime Programmable Doorbell - Main Unit - Save 33%

iChime Programmable Doorbell - Main Unit - Save 33%

Swiss Flash USB Knife - 4 GB - Save 30%

Swiss Flash USB Knife - 4 GB - Save 30%

Prophet - Dollar Bill Transformation - Save 36%

Prophet - Dollar Bill Transformation - Save 36%

nom nom nom Lunchbag - Save 23%

nom nom nom Lunchbag - Save 23%

iPad Candyshell case - Save 50%

iPad Candyshell case - Save 50%

Car Chip Pro Engine Performance Monitor - Save 20%

Car Chip Pro Engine Performance Monitor - Save 20%

Not A Paper Cup - Save 35%

Not A Paper Cup - Save 35%

LEGO Digital Camera - Pink/Purple - Save 17%

LEGO Digital Camera - Pink/Purple - Save 17%

LEGO Lantern - Save 17%

LEGO Lantern - Save 17%

Alien Invasion Shrinky Dinks - Save 41%

Alien Invasion Shrinky Dinks - Save 41%

Nashua 357 Premium Grade Duct Tape - Save 19%

Nashua 357 Premium Grade Duct Tape - Save 19%

BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt - Save up to 50%

BeerBot Bottle Opening Shirt - Save up to 50%

/dev/blanket - The Binary Blanket - Save 50%

/dev/blanket - The Binary Blanket - Save 50%

ThinkGeek Kids Geeky Twin Bed Sheet Set - Save 50%

ThinkGeek Kids Geeky Twin Bed Sheet Set - Save 50%

iPhone Pinball Magic - Save 25%

iPhone Pinball Magic - Save 25%

See All of our Stuff on Sale!

See All of our Stuff on Sale!

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