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You know what's better than love?

Geek love! After all, between the two of you, your genetic material has the potential of creating the first in a line of intellectually superior benign overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow. Or a hostess at Fuddruckers. But for now, Valentine's Day! With gifts like ours, it's almost certain you'll get to make loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity later.

Single? Make the most of it by anonymously mailing a box of plush STD microbes to your ex and then soaking in an invigorating Shower Shock bubble bath while drinking orange juice out of the carton. Because you can.

Perfect gifts for your plumber-hero or self-rescuing princess

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8-Bit Flower Bouquet - Even self-rescuing princesses like flowers

We raced across the finest retro gaming platformers to pluck these choice posies for your pixel-based enjoyment. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet is guaranteed to never wilt and is the perfect gift for the old-skool girl gamer in your life. The 8-Bit Flower Bouquet looks great standing on a table or hanging on a wall and reminds everyone that our entire reality is only a highly detailed video game being played by omnipotent beings from the 4th dimension.
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Snarky Valentine's Day Cards - Love is rude

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These cards are for adults only. Why? Because only adults can appreciate the kind of love that would inspire you to send someone a card that reads, "I'm in love and not afraid to annoy the sh!t out of everyone." Because we know when you find that person you want to grow old and disgusting with (another card), only the right words will do. And all these cards are blank on the inside, so you can add your own missives of love. Nothing says "I love you" like a card reading, "I could watch TV with you forever." And we really could. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Test Tube Vase - Feed your flowers with science

This Valentine's Day, there's a non-zero chance you'll present your significant other with the trimmed colorful blossoms of magnoliophyta (aka flowers), but being a self-professed geek, your presentation options are limited. What are you going to do--hand over a bunch of flowers in a simple fluted vase? Bah! Let your geek flag fly, and present your bunch of sweet-smelling angiosperms with a test tube vase! Hang it on your window with the included suction-cup, or hang it off of a Stoddard clamp, or display on a rack with the rest of your acids and bases. Love is, after all, purely chemical.
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Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath - Relax and wake up

If your images were on you'd see Shower Shock Caffeinated Bubble Bath - Relax and wake up

The flower petals lay in a path on the floor. The candles are lit. A romantic, strawberry-scented bubble bath is prepared at the perfect temperature. You sensuously slip into the bubbles. A deep sigh. But then the caffeine takes hold and the WAKE UP begins. Because we wouldn't just sell you regular bubble bath. This is Shower Shock Bubble Bath, and every bottle contains 1200mg of caffeine ready to seep into your skin as you soak. So you can relax and wake up all at once. And it will make you smell good, too!
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Le Whif Breathable Chocolate - A whif of calorie-free chocolate

Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup.
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Circuit Sweetheart Necklace - Eros ex machina

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Some say love is a series of chemical reactions in the brain, but what is the result of those chemical reactions? Ion exchange causes a small electric charge to travel through the circuits in the brain creating cascading reactions of serotonin, dopamine, norepinephrine... all coalescing into what we call love. This beautiful stainless-steel and silver chain necklace represents the circuitry that make up the neurochemical pathways of love. Give it to your sweetheart to remind them that your neurotrophin levels are significantly higher now that they're in your life, you silver-tongued devil, you!
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Pink Tribbles - Genetically engineered for love

David Gerrold's masterpiece, 'The Trouble With Tribbles,' introduced the Star Trek universe with the cutest, most adorable, galactic menace in future history. Continuing the story in the Star Trek Animated Series, 'More Tribbles, More Troubles,' we're introduced to the new pink tribbles that, instead of eating and multiplying, they grow to gigantic size. Still, being pink, they are an adorable potential gift for Valentine's Day. Just don't tell anyone that the reason the tribbles were pink was because director Hal Sutherland was colorblind, and he thought they were grey. Ah, well--his protanopia is our cute little fuzzball.
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Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows - Super awesome

If your images were on you'd see Hyper-Caffeinated Coffee-Flavored Marshmallows - Super awesome

No silly story here; just the facts. Each of these coffee-flavored mallows is loaded with caffeine. Two are crammed with 200mg of caffeine and the third clocks in with 280mg of caffeine. Yeah, you read that right: 280mg of caffeine in one marshmallow. That's 3.5 bottles of BAWLS worth! These are tasty, full of wake up juice, and small enough to keep with you at all times for when you need a massive jolt of caffeine. Just like jittery Ms. Poppins used to say, "A little coffee marshmallow helps the massive dose of caffeine go down!" And then she ran around the block a few times. The end.
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Scott Pilgrim Plush - Sweet Valentine's gifts with zero calories!

Looking for a gift that will make your geek love squee? How about an adorable plush or two? Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers would be sad if you split them up, so please don't. For their sake. We know you want your own Ramona, but think of Scott. He's so pathetic when he's single and we don't want him dating a high schooler again.
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Zombie Jerky - Eat fresh zombie chunks

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Zombies have been eating us for thousands of years. It's just not fair. But everyone knows zombie meat is tainted, right? Well, not if it's made into jerky! That's right, the whole jerkification process renders zombie meat harmless--and tasty to boot! Okay, so it's not really zombie: it's beef, with a yummy teriyaki flavor. And the green stuff, well don't worry. It's not really zombie skin flakes, it's just extra flavorings colored to look oogie. So get some Zombie Jerky and eat them before they eat you!
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Edible Giant Toasted Leaf Cutter Ants - Now in stock

YES!! Finally, the Edible Giant Toasted Leaf Cutter Ants are in stock--and dang, are they crunchy! These ants are a delicacy in Colombia and they are big. Really big. In fact, they are the largest leaf cutter ants in the world. They are high in protein, low in saturated fat, and thought to be an aphrodisiac! And since Valentine's Day is approaching--hint, hint--you may want something exotic to get you and yours in the mood for love. Why waste money on flowers, when you can give the gift of edible ants?
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Final Fantasy Plush - Hug your own Chocobo!

If your images were on you'd see Final Fantasy Plush - Hug your own Chocobo!

Our attempts at genetically mutating existing birds into Chocobo haven't exactly worked as anticipated. For now, how about an adorable plush Chocobo? He's a bit shy of seven inches tall, so he won't be carting anyone around, but he'd gladly sit on your desk and help you work. He even has friends--Cactuar, Moogle, and Tonberry, also in squishy plush form.
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More than 75 shirts on sale!

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8-bit Hairbow

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Anatomical Heart Necklace

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Digits - Conductive Glove Pins

Digits - Conductive Glove Pins

Scott Pilgrim Mug

Scott Pilgrim Mug

Star Wars Plush Wicket

Star Wars Plush Wicket

Tiki Tissue Box

Tiki Tissue Box

Kid's Hooded Towels

Kid's Hooded Towels

iCam - Kid's Game Console System

iCam - Kid's Game Console System

Lego Minifigures Vol 3

Lego Minifigures Vol 3

Fabric Bluetooth Keyboard

Fabric Bluetooth Keyboard

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