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Quoth the Harley, "Popcorn, more!"

In an awesome coincidence, Edgar Allan Poe's birthday also happens to be National Popcorn Day. We'll be spending the day tossing popcorn at office dog Harley and trying to flip the pages of our Poe collection with our non-buttery hand.

Did we mention we'll be topping our delicious hot buttery popcorn with Bacon Salt? Mmmmm... really helps to break up those long intervals of horrible sanity.

Khet 2.0 Laser Game - World's coolest board game

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Hobbit Stein - From the folks who brought you WoW steins...

Standing over 10 inches tall, this massive fine-grain stoneware stein is nothing short of epic. Artwork by premier fantasy artist Matthew Stawicki features the red dragon Smaug in his lair with Bilbo on the run. The One Ring is carved in the pewter lid. Clearly the One Stein to Rule Them All, and by "them" we mean beverages. Preferably frosty ones.
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Star Wars Leather Wallets - Carry your cash like a Dark Lord

If your images were on you'd see Star Wars Leather Wallets - Carry your cash like a Dark Lord

You have to carry money even in a galaxy far far away. How much do you think one of those Death Stars cost, let alone two? The Emperor had to make a few withdrawals from the ATM for those little boondoggles, I can tell you. Do you think he put all that folding money in a wad in his pocket? No! Only the finest leather emblazoned with symbols of the Empire would do. Get your own real leather wallet with images of Lord Vader, or a Stormtrooper with crossbones on it. *waves hand* Buy one now.
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Smart Rice Cooker - Let the rice cooker think for you

How long does that rice need to cook? What's the tweak to turn regular rice into sushi rice? You don't need to remember if you have the Fuzzy Rice Cooker. It has a mind of its own and will actually make adjustments to temperature and cooking time while you're kicking back on the couch. Every batch of rice will come out perfectly cooked every time. White rice, brown rice, sushi rice, even hearty oatmeal for your breakfast, cooked on a timer so it's hot and ready when your alarm goes off. Don't think about rice. Just toss it in your Fuzzy Rice Cooker and use your noggin for better things.
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Giant Pencil Touchscreen Stylus - The pencil is mightier

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Freezing cold outside and don't want to take your gloves off to use your smartphone? Pull out this chunky red pencil made of electro conductive rubber and it'll do the job just fine! Works on capacitive touchscreens like your iPhone, iPad, iPod, or Android phone and also resistive touchscreens like credit card swiping units at your favorite brick and mortar stores.
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Clicker Universal Remote and Bottle Opener - Why leave the couch?

It's a Buck Rogers marathon. You're chilling on the couch with a cooler of brews in easy reach. 'Cause hey, the kitchen is FAR AWAY and there isn't line of sight to the TV from the fridge. (Clearly an issue that will be rectified in your next home purchase.) PANIC! SCRAMBLING! GROANING! NOOOOO! The bottle opener is nowhere to be found! Never fear, the Clicker is here. Your 2-in-1 universal TV remote and bottle opener. Because it had to happen.
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Molecular Cuisine Starter Kit - Chefs are chemists that make dinner

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Cooking is a series of chemical reactions. Sugars under heat react with amino acids to change color and deepen flavor. Leaveners combine acids and bases to create bubbles of gas in your breads and cakes. Proteins congeal in the presence of heat. These were among the scant few ways to make food until recently. New methods of thickening, foaming, and presenting are packaged in this awesome kit with a DVD full of recipes to get you started. Make ketchup caviar, spaghetti made of arugula, or 5 minute fresh berry jam. Science. It's what's for dinner!
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Capcom Wall Decals - Mega Man FTW

Today's video games are all about immersion: better graphics, digital surround sound, realistic sound effects. Still, back in the day, when men painted on cave walls and played video games with only 8 bits, they were plenty immersive. See, we used our IMAGINATIONS. Also, we wore onions on our belts. Which was the style, at the time. Bring those heady days of simple games back with these new wall decals from Capcom! Relive Mega Man's adventures as he battles Dr. Wily's evil robot hoard. Now you can stare at your walls an imagine yourself bleeping and blooping on your NES all without blisters on your thumbs.
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Click n' Cook - Never go digging for cooking implements again!

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With the Click n' Cook, digging around for the right cooking utensil is a thing of the past. Click n' Cook is a modular spatula system that keeps all your essential utensils in one easy place. The set features a stainless steel storage block, a sturdy ergonomic handle, and five detachable spatula heads: a classic flat spatula, a long and flexible slotted spatula for cooking fish, an extra-wide slotted spatula for when you can has cheezburger, a flexible mixer for mixing brownie batter, and a slotted spoon for stirring pasta. Just snap the attachment into the handle, cook up a storm and release with a click of a button when you're done. Organizing your cooking supplies has never been easier!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/df0c/

Silly Rhymes for Belligerent Children Book - MST3K + Geek A Week

We know what kids like. They like gross, silly, wacky things. (And so do we, since we never grew up!) Trace Beaulieu (of Mystery Science Theater 3000) wrote gross, silly wacky poems in the same vein as Shel Silverstein and Edward Gorey and paired them with artwork by Len Peralta (of Geek A Week). As the cover says, it's "a yucky big book of rainy day fun for belligerent children and odd adults with nothing better to do." That you?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/e74d/

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Doctor Who Mugs - A mug for a time-traveler

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Remember that time Rose, as Bad Wolf, opened up the heart of the TARDIS, and the golden steam stuff flowed everywhere and she destroyed the Dalek fleet, and then the Doctor regenerated and became a funny Scottish guy for a couple of seasons? Using this mug is kind of like that. Only, without Rose. Or the Doctor. Or the Daleks. (But we have a mug for them, too!) And steam doesn't usually glow in the dark. But all of the rest of it? Totally almost like using this giant TARDIS-styled mug, especially if you put some hot tea or coffee in it and then take it somewhere cold so you can see the steam pouring out of it. So kick back like a Time Lord and take a drink from your own personal time machine--just don't let the Pandorica open. It's bad for the mug. Feeling like some EXTERMINATING is in order? Grab the Dalek Mug instead.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/doctor-who-mugs.shtml

Mashoonga! Foam Sabers - Sabers... BASH!

Much like Dr. Marvin Monroe, we believe the best way to relive tension--especially in the workplace--is hitting with foam clubs. But because we are of a more civilized ilk, we prefer rules and fair play to office smackdowns. That's why we love these Mashoonga! Foam Sabers. From office duels to office justice to a safe way to practice lightsaber fighting, these are the foam sabers you've been looking for. Very sturdy, electric-ninja colored, and ready for instant battle, these foam sabers are an inexpensive way to realize massive office swordfights. Battle of Minas Tirith Water Cooler, anyone?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/dbb9/

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