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We're holly dazed (save ends).

Someone pass us a d20--we gotta roll to save before we get run over by a reindeer (5d8+12 trampling damage). It seems just yesterday we were donning our costumes for Halloween, and now we're a dozen days from Christmas. Timmy has some big plans for Monkey Day tomorrow (frankly, we're a bit worried) and we're all excited about TRON opening on Friday.

Somewhere in between all that fun, we'll remember someone we left off our shopping list. Oops. Good thing for gift certificates and express delivery!

Star Wars Vader's Dark Side Roast Coffee - Sample the Dark Lord's Brew
Darth Vader Bread Imprinting Toaster - Enjoy toast on the Dark Side

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Shipping Deadlines Coming Up - Unless you're a time traveler

Got a TARDIS or a DeLorean? Then skip over this paragraph. If you're stuck in this timeline and need Christmas gifts to arrive in time, here's what you need to know. For international deliveries (everywhere but Canada), order by 12/13 11:59pm ET; for Canada (eh?) ground shipping, order by 12/15 11:59pm ET; for West Coast ground shipping, order by 12/17 11:59pm ET. For more shipping deadlines, gift ideas, and downloadable PDF greeting cards, hit up our Holiday Gift Center.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/holiday2010/

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Love Energy Potion - The ultimate stocking stuffer is love

If your images were on you'd see Love Energy Potion - The ultimate stocking stuffer is love

Worn out by all the holiday shopping, crowd, hubbub, and just general fatigue? Worried about spending your holiday down time alone? Well, time to kill two birds with one potion. Love Energy Potion (by the makers of Mana Energy Potion) is chock full of caffeine (to keep you awake) and aphrodisiacs (to keep you a-woooo-ga). Put the two together, and you have a magic mixture ready to make your holidays happy. Get a six pack, start a fire, share with a friend, and get ready for the best multiplayer video game action you could imagine. What did you think we meant by "a-woooo-ga?"
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/e70d/

Le Whif - How about a whif of calorie-free chocolate?

Pop it open, stick it between your lips, and inhale through your mouth. Suddenly it will feel as though your tongue is bathed in tiny molecules of delicious chocolate. Because that's exactly what happens. You get all the taste of chocolate, but with none of the calories or guilt. Perfect for chocoholics on a diet! But because we know our audience, we're also stocking the coffee flavor pods, just in case you want the kick of coffee without drinking a cup.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e67f/

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Star Wars Space Slug Oven Mitt - This is no cave...

If your images were on you'd see Star Wars Space Slug Oven Mitt - This is no cave...

Only a fool would protect themselves inside a giant slug just to impress a princess... but we certainly would use a space slug to protect our precious digits from hot pots and BBQ tongs. This Space Slug oven mitt is an exact representation of the same beastie who swallowed the Millennium Falcon in one gulp during The Empire Strikes Back. It even has a tiny falcon printed inside its mouth for added effect. Please keep away from asteroid fields and Imperial Star Destroyers.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/e72a/

Bluetooth Car Diagnostic Kit for Android - "Check Engine?" WTF?

With just the Kiwi Bluetooth and a single app, you could be monitoring tons of vital data about your car's performance. Know exactly what that Check Engine light means, keep an eye on your fuel efficiency, and much, much more. Moreover, you won't feel woefully uninformed when you go to your friendly local mechanic's shop.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/car/e661/

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Star Wars Lightsaber Bottle Opener - Open a cold one with the Force!

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"Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough." Pry off bottle caps in Star Wars-style with this handy lightsaber bottle opener, fashioned after the look of Luke's iconic weapon from Return of the Jedi. Measuring approximately 5.5" long, the opener includes a stainless steel tip and tough, sculpted resin handle "hilt." Great pocket size for the Jedi on-the-move.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/e72c/

Mommy I'm Here Kid Tracking Device - Find your wee adventurer

The Mommy I'm Here Kids Tracking Device is an audible child locator that will find your little wanderer quickly. It provides peace of mind at theme parks, the mall, the park (PARP!), or anywhere you can be separated. It features a 150 foot range and alerts you with a beep when your little one roams more than 25 feet away. Clip the bear receiver to your child's shoe or belt and hold onto the pocket-sized transmitter--if you lose sight of your wee geek, just press the button and the receiver sounds at 90 decibels, leading you right to your little adventurer.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/e6d0/

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Night Sky Monopoly - Terrestrial real estate too mundane?

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Tired of putting moonbeams in a jar? Or maybe you're not satisfied owning a piece of a city when the night sky taunts you with its riches? Sure, the Star Registry promises to name a star after you, but what if you could actually own Voyager 2 (V*GER!!), or hold the lease to Titan? Then the makers of Monopoly had you in mind with their latest edition, Monopoly: Night Sky. Using the rich photography of NASA.com, this game introduces the wonders of the night sky to young and old as you purchase, trade, and sell the twinkling spectacles of the night sky.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/d2db/

Show Me How Book - Illustrated DIY

Imagine a book that sets out to teach you a little of everything using mostly pictures: from alligator wrestling to diapering a baby, pruning a rose bush to picking a caffeinated drink, from crafting a scented pomander to saving a hypothermia victim, from escaping from a straitjacket to... well, you get the idea. This is that book. You'll learn 500 different tricks, skills, crafts, and things that will set you above the common human. Retain it all, and you truly will be ready for any situation.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/e593/

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Empire Strikes Back Clapper - Artifact from the best Star Wars movie!

If your images were on you'd see Empire Strikes Back Clapper - Artifact from the best Star Wars movie!

Commemorate thirty years of The Empire Strikes Back with this reproduction movie clapper based on an actual example used on set during the making of the 1980 Star Wars sequel. The scene--a close-up of Luke Skywalker in the cockpit of his Rebel snowspeeder--is denoted by the slate number (88B), take, and date, which is May 10, 1979. The reverse of the clapper showcases the Empire 30th anniversary logo.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e72d/

Viewstand for iPad - 4-way aluminum stand for iPad

The Viewstand has a brushed aluminum exterior that reminds us a lot of our Macbooks. It's tall and wide, perfect for someone who wants a durable stand to hold up their iPad to use as a cookbook in the kitchen or a media remote in the living room. It operates in four configurations: horizontal reading, horizontal writing, vertical reading, and vertical writing. All buttons and ports are accessible when your iPad is nestled in the Viewstand so you can charge it up or connect your headphones or other peripherals easily.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/de1f/

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New Despair Posters - The jaded shall inherit the earth

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Everyone else is making New Year's resolutions, but you know better. While they're all like, "I'm going to the gym EVERY DAY!" or "I'm going to apply to ten jobs a week until I get out of this dump!" you just smirk and sip your coffee. You know that within a month, everybody will have abandoned their goals in favor of the old, familiar stench of Business As Usual. Decorate your cube with posters that show you know the real meaning of words like Economics, Insight, and Challenges.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/despair-posters.shtml

iPod Nano Leather and Steel Watchband - Premium quality for Nano

There are plenty of watchbands out there for the iPod Nano, and they are great for what they are. Now now, no insult intended, but neon-colored rubber isn't a bad thing, it just doesn't go with the ensemble you've picked out for an nice evening out. If you're nattily attired, your watch should be made of leather or metal, so now instead of an iPod Nano watch that looks like a toy, yours now has the appearance of a sophisticated timepiece worthy of your top-hat and monocle. Also, it doubles as a bottle opener. Seriously!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/e680/

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Darth Vader Head Necklace - Sith style

If your images were on you'd see Darth Vader Head Necklace - Sith style

When Vader goes out, sometimes he likes to put a little Dark Side Bling on. Cape, check. Extra shiny helmet, check! Mini version of head on necklace, oh yeah! Yup, when Vader goes out, he always makes sure to have one of these on. Why? Because if he sees a lady he likes, he can slip it off and hand it to her. Then she'll never forget Lord Vader. Ok, that's creepy--this is just Vader's Head on a necklace, so you can show everyone you love the Dark Side (and not just for the cookies).
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/jewelry/e547/


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