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We're a-glitter with glee!

Or maybe it's the unicorn bits stuck between our teeth. Scrumptious! But mostly we're excited about all the invented-at-ThinkGeek exclusives in this newsletter: Chester the Chestburster and Huey the Color Changing Chameleon Lamp.

Oh, and did we mention a free t-shirt celebrating everyone's favorite holiday, Festivus? Wear it for a +2 bonus on Feats of Strength. Why are you still reading this intro? SCROLL DOWN, DORKFACE! (Srsly, get outta here.)

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Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp - Glowing electronic copycat

If your images were on you'd see Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp - Glowing electronic copycat

Huey is an electronic glowing chameleon lamp that dynamically matches the color of whatever he sits on. Have a favorite green notebook? Plop Huey down on top and he matches the color with his glowing skin. Just painted your room Cerulean Blue? Hold Huey against the wall, then squeeze him gently and he'll hold the color, even if you put him down on your brown nightstand. Huey even has a color cycle mode if you're indecisive. Watch him pop from color to color and give him a little reassuring squeeze when he gets to the one you like. Huey the Color Copying Chameleon Lamp makes an adorable addition to your wee geeks room, but he's a great friend to anyone who loves color. Perhaps that graphic designerd you know...?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/dde2/

Cupcake and Bacon Attack - Favorite flavors, new tastes

The holidays are a time of overeating and great stress. And we want to help you with both! First, the overeating part. For the little bit of space you have left in your belly, might we recommend some Cupcake Gumballs? Or perhaps some Fizzy Cupcake or Bacon Drink Tablets (just plop, fizz, and yum in a glass of water). Slap on some Cupcake Lip Balm if you're watching your waistline (all the taste, none of the calories). And as for the stress, you need a Stress Cupcake. Smash it, squeeze it, punch it, and feel better. With all these new goodies, the holidays will be sweet indeed (with a hint of bacon)!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cupcake-explosion.shtml

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Jellyfish Touch Color Lamp - Any color you want at your fingertips

If your images were on you'd see Jellyfish Touch Color Lamp - Any color you want at your fingertips

This awesome shiny black flattened dome has a little secret. Touch it, and it lights up into any color in the RGB spectrum! Swipe horizontally, and it erupts into a rainbow beach-ball of color reminiscent of Mac's 'waiting' cursor. Keep swiping to choose which color you like, and swipe up to 'throw' it into the center. Like a deep red, no problem. Need a cool blue? Got you covered. Can't decide? Double-tap, and it cycles slowly through every color in the rainbow. At ThinkGeek, we actually prefer the colorful beach ball look, even if it gives Macintosh users a nervous twitch.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/e67c/

Caffeinated Hot Cocoa Mix - OMG so good

One of the greatest parts of autumn and winter is enjoying a hot beverage. Our hot beverage of choice is hot cocoa. It makes us feel at peace. Now imagine that peaceful, hot-cocoa-on-a-crisp-fall-night feeling, and RAMP IT UP WITH 175mg OF CAFFEINE PER SERVING! You will be relaxing with your eyes wide open! And don't worry, we wouldn't just offer you any caffeinated hot cocoa without tasting it. These three flavors are to die for. Add some Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows (see Hot Cocoa product page), and you are good to stay awake all fall and winter long.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/e687/

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Chestburster Plush - "Yes, Newt. There really are monsters."

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Straight from your friends at Better Worlds Toys(TM), a division of the Weyland-Yutani corporation, comes the rebirth of a classic plush replica. That's right, once more you can know the pleasure of owning your very own Aliens Chestburster without the parasitic infestation or the resulting xenomorphic carnage!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e56e/

Etch a Sketch iPad Case - Nouveau stealth, retro awesome

Always wanted to have your iPad look like, well, NOT an iPad? This case is as useful as it is whimsical. It's a fully functional, protective iPad case made of impact resistant ABS plastic and molded to look exactly like an Etch-a-Sketch. Know why? It's made in the same factory that makes the original Etch-a-Sketch toy. You can even run the Etch-a-Sketch app while using your iPad in its Etch-a-Sketch case, which is so much awesome that our heads might explode.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/e6e2/

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Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver - For realistic Whovians

If your images were on you'd see Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver - For realistic Whovians

Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? This collectible is also a functional screwdriver! Open the chamber in the base, select your tip, and get all DIY on your household chores. Three tips are included for large, medium, and small screws, with each tip reversible for Phillips or flat-head ends. When not using it for mundane tasks, it will light up and make sounds so you can cosplay the Doctor in style. The Diecast Sonic Screwdriver may not save the universe, but it'll definitely keep your world in order.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/e2dc/

TapeExpress USB Cassette Player - Turns your tapes into MP3s

The TapeExpress USB Cassette Player can turn your 80s mix tapes and youthful attempts at vocal thespianism into MP3 files that you can listen to on your computer, iPod, or in the car. It's a portable, handheld USB tape player that works with all kinds of cassette tapes. The easy-to-use USB connection sends the music from your tapes directly into your Mac or PC where it's instantly converted into MP3 files. TapeExpress comes with ION's exclusive powerful, yet easy-to-use program to guide you through transferring your music and can even integrate with your iTunes Music Library. In addition to transferring your tunes, TapeExpress has an audio output that enables you to listen on your stereo, headphones, or other speaker system for hours of enjoyment.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/digital-conversion/e6df/

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Spy Video TRAKR - The perfect geekparent-geekling project

If your images were on you'd see Spy Video TRAKR - The perfect geekparent-geekling project

The Spy Video TRAKR is the world's first programmable video RC toy. Yes, programmable. Want to teach your geekling some C in a way that engages and excites them? Write apps for the Spy Video TRAKR together! Out of the box, the TRAKR can see in the dark, map out select paths, and have the vision of a robotic spy. If you visit spytrakr.com, you can load up on free apps, or upload your own apps to share with fellow agents. You can even "look under the hood" of the applications to see how they work. If there's a budding programmer on your list, the Spy Video TRAKR will make them squee. We guarantee it.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/dc09/

Doctor Who Keychains - Be prepared with timey wimey keychains

Each of these keychains hides a cool secret. The diecast TARDIS keychain unscrews to reveal a secret cash compartment, perfect for those mornings when your wallet is missing and Mike Tyson's tiger is in your bathroom. (Hint: Leave town. Fast!) We recommend putting a $50 in there since it'll cover a cab ride and a meal. The other two keychains are mini flashlights: one fashioned like the 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver; the other, a red Dalek.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e5c8/

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Portable USB Power Supply - Help for sudden power outages

If your images were on you'd see Portable USB Power Supply - Help for sudden power outages

So how many times has this happened to you? You're having a perfectly fine day, all happy with loads of data and suddenly your cell phone dies. (Okay, it's not exactly sudden since most phones will give you an ample "low battery" warning, but it certainly feels sudden). Anyway, this is no fun. However, if your electronic device charges via USB you might be in luck. This small, keychain-friendly backup battery will get you back on your feet again. Just connect to this square slab of power to re-charge your gadget that has "suddenly" died.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travelpower/e686/

Recon 6.0 Rover - Your geekling, robot programmer extraordinaire

Train your wee geek's brain with ReCon, the toy, robot and tool for learning all rolled into one insanely cool package. The more programming your geekling learns, the more ReCon Rover can do for them. It's equipped with an easy-to-read LCD screen that displays all the currently programmed paths that your child has set using the built-in keypad and directional buttons. ReCon Rover can navigate an obstacle course, deliver a treat to your dog, take a message to Mom, guard a room to keep out pesky siblings, perform late-night spy missions, and even dance. In the future, all robots will dance. (This may make the transition to having robot overlords easier.)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/e662/

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iPlunge Phone Stand - Flush those other crappy phone stands

If your images were on you'd see iPlunge Phone Stand - Flush those other crappy phone stands

Media convergence is now complete. Our phones are now full-fledged connected media devices capable of streaming video directly into your eyeballs. You could watch an entire movie or a whole series of TV shows in a single sitting, but who has the hand stamina to hold your tiny big-screen at the correct angle all day? Phone stands are great, but dull, so how about holding your phone up with a plunger? That's right! iPlunge props your smooth-backed phone up and secures your status as uber-cool gadget-nerd early-adopter person. That's you, right?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/e55b/

Shape by Shape Creative Pattern Game - Intro to spatial relationships

We reject a lot of puzzles because they're just too darn easy. What's the point of a puzzle you can solve in 30 seconds? (Unless it's a Rubik's Cube and you can solve it in under 30 seconds while blindfolded and standing on one foot.) We love puzzles that take a classic challenge to a newer, more devious level, and that's just what we found in Shape by Shape, the creative pattern game. Shape by Shape is a Tangram-style game, but more advanced and difficult because players must fill in the border as well as making each shape. The puzzle comes with 60 Challenge Cards. Shape By Shape is a great introduction to conceptual thinking and spatial relationships.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/e6a9/

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A Category at ThinkGeek Dedicated to Cool Stuff Cheap

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Whilst you are browsing our virtual aisles, we are here in our secret underground bunker dropping prices on select choice geek products. Using a highly complicated and proprietary process involving quantum chemistry and molecular bananology, our Chief Science Officer, Timmy R Simian has distilled a portion of a mole of merchandise at amazing discounts, but only for a limited time. There are plenty of delicious gifts to go around but some of these deals won't last. Be sure to check out the entire list below and let the shopping games begin!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sale/feature/desc/0/all/


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Star Wars Hoodie

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Rebel Alliance Hoodie

Rebel Alliance Hoodie

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Star Wars Hoodie

Superhero Snapsuits

Superhero Snapsuits

Heroine: Mary Shelley (for guys!)

Heroine: Mary Shelley (for guys!)

Sci-Fi Armory

Sci-Fi Armory

The Babe With the Power

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Frog Bros. Babydoll

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Visit the 2010 ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center

Visit the 2010 ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center

Last chance to win a $1,000 Shopping Spree!

Last chance to win a $1,000 Shopping Spree!

Star Wars Mimobot Thumb Drives

Star Wars Mimobot Thumb Drives

New Star Wars Chop Saber Flavors

New Star Wars Chop Saber Flavors

Aliens Pulse Rifle Prop Replica

Aliens Pulse Rifle Prop Replica

New World Of Warcraft Steins

New World Of Warcraft Steins

SantaBot 2GB USB Drive

SantaBot 2GB USB Drive

You Explore Squishy Human Body Book

You Explore Squishy Human Body Book

Groegg Color Changing Thermometer

Groegg Color Changing Thermometer

Discover DJ

Discover DJ

Trunki Rideable Luggage For Kids

Trunki Rideable Luggage For Kids

The Binary Slanket

The Binary Slanket

Limited Edition Pac-Man Moleskine Notebooks

Limited Edition Pac-Man Moleskine Notebooks

Two New Spitball Flavors

Two New Spitball Flavors

Engineered by Firefly Vehicle Decal

Engineered by Firefly Vehicle Decal

Jupiter Juice Slime 4 Kids

Jupiter Juice Slime 4 Kids


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Star Wars Sound Drop Keychain

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Amazing Desktop Dinosaur Plant

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