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Dig out the elastic-waisted pants!

It's Thanksgiving next week and we're ready to stuff our faces--how about you? It's time for bacon-wrapped turkey, mashed potatoes with caramelized bacon & onions, cornbread & bacon stuffing, bacon-stuffed mushrooms, and chips with bacon dip. Oh, and pumpkin pie. Can't forget the pumpkin pie.

The extra special part of this year's feast will certainly be the canned unicorn. We can't wait to see Grandma's face when we bring that to the table.

Canned Unicorn Meat - No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real!
TannenBomb Prank Holiday Ornament - Our world-famous Annoy-a-tron gets a festive makeover

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

$10 Off Your Order - Timmy's gift to you

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We want your Thanksgiving meal to be the most bacontastic feast possible. But times are tough, and you may be thinking: ThinkGeek or bacon? No one should have to make that choice. EVER. Timmy wants you to have your toys and eat bacon, too. Use code BACONFEAST for $10 off orders of $40 or more through 11/19/10 at 11:59 PM ET.
$10 Off Your Order - Timmy's gift to you

ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center - Booooookmark it!

The Ghost of Holiday Future apologizes for the lack of flying cars. But he tells us that in your immediate Future, you can avoid holiday disaster by referencing the ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center. There you'll find everything you wanted to know about shopping ThinkGeek for the holidays. Top sellers for those who need ideas, shipping information for procrastinators, gift certificates for the indecisive, and much, much more! Use it for yourself--or invoke your ninja skills to slip the link to someone who owes you a present this year. Hint hint.
ThinkGeek Holiday Gift Center - Booooookmark it!

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Plush Microbe Holiday Ornament Set - Disease for the holidays

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Ever since we started selling the plush microbes, we've felt that never before has there been a more perfect gift for grandma than Chlamydia. Well, now we've found a way to make giving the gift of microbes an even more joyous holiday moment. This set, which comes in a pretty Christmas Tree box, includes five tiny microbes, each decked out in holiday finery. E. coli is wearing its antlers, Kissing Disease is wearing some mistletoe, the Common Cold has a Santa hat--and each one has a loop to hang on a tree. The one thing this set doesn't come with is Chlamydia; you'll just have to give that to grandma on your own.
Plush Microbe Holiday Ornament Set - Disease for the holidays

Chickenborg Egg Cuber - Dream of cube-shaped eggs finally realized!

Eggs are egg-shaped because it eases the passage of the ovum from the chicken. But those selfish chickens never take into account our convenience! Imagine that you've made a bunch of delicious hard-boiled eggs, and you put a few on the plate to carry to your desk. Whoopsie! The rounded eggs roll onto the floor in a decidedly undelicious way. This new kitchen gadget cubifies your hard-boiled eggs so that they stack neatly and won't roll off the plate! Use the same tool to make cool sushi shapes, or other hors d'oeuvres! Buy one. Resistance is futile.
Chickenborg Egg Cuber - Dream of cube-shaped eggs finally realized!

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BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn - Caffeine and kettle corn

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There is not much we really need to say about this wonderful product. Imagine all the sweetness and saltiness of a bag of really good kettle corn. Now cram that bag with caffeine. That's it. That's BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn. It is, in a word, absolutely delicious. And BioFuel really, really gives you a jolt of caffeine. 150-200mg per bag (allowing for natural variance of popcorn kernel size, fluffy factor, and other acts of nature), to be approximate. Stop reading --buy some BioFuel--then come back and read all about all these other cool things (and buy them, too).
BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn - Caffeine and kettle corn

Midnight Shot NV-1 Night Vision Camera - Shoot in the pitch dark

Digital cameras aren't exactly the most exciting gadgets these days. That's why you can trust your friends at ThinkGeek to up the ante and deliver the Midnight Shot NV-1 Night Vision Camera. You get 5.0 megapixels and an invisible infrared flash to light up your subjects in total darkness. Or experiment with infrared photography, letting you do crazy stuff like see through some types of fabric and materials.
Midnight Shot NV-1 Night Vision Camera - Shoot in the pitch dark

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Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones - Get down with Red Leader

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Luke doesn't like listening to Yoda. Did he really want to get into his X-Wing and fly to Cloud City to rescue his friends? Or, did he just want to slip his Rebel Pilot Headphones back on and cruise to the jams of the hit Max Rebo/Modal Nodes blockbuster? Well, we're not sure, but we do know that the infrasound bass line of "Chubba Wonka Plop" (the aforementioned hit) is killer--as is the sound production of these Rebel Pilot Headphones. Sure, they won't produce infrasound without an X-Wing's sound adaptor, but they look and sound like a million credits.
Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones - Get down with Red Leader

Books for Wee Science Geeks - Gifts geeklings will love unwrapping

For most kids, the groan-worthy gifts under the tree come in gift boxes from department stores (or grandma and her gorram knitting habit). As wee geeks, we were always excited to find rectangular packages--it meant books, and books are awesome. Here are three new books that you won't want to wrap up because you'll be too busy reading them first. The New Way Things Work is the ultimate bible of everything mechanical. From lasers to levels, windmills to websites, it's all explained in beautiful full-color artwork. The Way We Work gives the same treatment to the systems of the human body. And The Book of Potentially Catastrophic Science gives the gory details of science gone wrong, including 50 experiments to make messes out of your evil lair.
Books for Wee Science Geeks - Gifts geeklings will love unwrapping

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Harry Potter Voice-Activated Wand Flashlight - LUMOS!

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Watch any of the behind-the-scenes featurettes on a Harry Potter movie and you'll learn that the illuminated wand effect was a practical effect. That means, the wand actually had a bright light at the end on set. Now you can recreate this in a magic way. These wands (in Harry and Hermione styles) have a bright light at the end, except these respond to sound. Program in your own voice, and then when you yell, "LUMOS!" it will light up. "NOX!" will turn it off. Our inner wizard-geek is giggling like a child... who just happens to attend a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter Voice-Activated Wand Flashlight - LUMOS!

Kaossilator Pro Touchpad Synthesizer - We're floored... it's amazing

We thought the original Kaossilator was the bees knees--electronic music-wise--and now Korg has gone and made it even more awesome. Yep, it's a bit larger but man, does it pack in the features. Amazing new sounds, beats, effects, built in vocoder, multiple tracks, MIDI support and the ability to save everything on an SD card make for some serious synth. Plus you can pretty much fall over on the touchpad and accidentally make amazing music with virtually no practice. Yes. It's that great.
Kaossilator Pro Touchpad Synthesizer - We're floored... it's amazing

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Star Wars Celebration Stuff - Star Wars Celebration V exclusive items!

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Two of our merchant monkeys attended Star Wars Celebration V and were able to totally geek out with our Lucasfilm buddies. They saw and did things that made the rest of us back home at World Domination HQ very, very jealous. We're sure if you had friends that attended Celebration you were probably green as Greedo with envy too. But we're cooler than your friends. Y'know why? We brought tons of Star Wars Celebration V goodies home for you! Get a Wampa Plush with detachable arm, Iggy the assassin droid's coffee mug, a Hoth Blue Milk stein, or some sweet Star Wars t-shirts. Each item is extremely limited quantity, so snag 'em now before they're gone forever.
Star Wars Celebration Stuff - Star Wars Celebration V exclusive items!

Roboni-i - Robotic gaming system

First we had robots like Roomba that did things like vacuum our floors and get stuck on the base to the dining room table and make plaintive beeps. Then we had robots like the Rovio that could do surveillance and be controlled from the internet. Robonica is taking the next logical step: gaming robots with interactive software and internet communities. The Roboni-i is a fully programmable robot vehicle with 16 sensors and it's probably the coolest thing to roll around our office in months. We were tempted to keep them all for ourselves, but we thought we should share. Challenging, interactive, stimulating, open-ended--what more can you ask?
Roboni-i - Robotic gaming system

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Harry Potter Infrared Battling Wand - Magic pew pew

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One thing the next (and last) Harry Potter movies are going to be known for are their magic battles. So, time to bring some of that excitement to your home and office. With a core that shows you how much energy you have left, movie-accurate sound effects, and a tip that lights up, these IR wands are meant for combat. Choose from four different wand styles, too: Harry, Ron, Hermione, or Voldemort. Because sometimes, being evil (or ginger) makes battle more fun.
Harry Potter Infrared Battling Wand - Magic pew pew

USB Fishquarium - Keep real, live non-plastic fish at your desk!

Your office is either a vibrant example of geek pride in cubicle form, or a dull drab soul-crushing pit of despair. Either way, your workspace could use live fish. They're cute, brightly colored, and fun to stare at while your code is compiling. Most offices, however, don't allow fishtanks--probably because of the power requirements for the pump and filters. Not any longer! This fishtank is powered by USB, and includes an LED light, clock and calendar, and even a pencil cup! Watch them dart and play while you toil. No one can deny your fishy friends now!
USB Fishquarium - Keep real, live non-plastic fish at your desk!

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H2Goo Bathtub Fun - Turn bath water to goo and back again

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Want to sink into a tub full of slime? Yeah, neither do we. But your kid... your kid wants to do it. Watch their eyes light up when a packet of powder turns their bathtub into a vat of colorful goo. Just fill the bathtub with water, add your child(ren), and pour in the packet of magic H2Goo powder. It will soak up 400x its weight, turning the water into a colorful and gooey gel. It's safe, non-toxic, and actually makes skin softer! Best of all, parental units, H2Goo will not stain fixtures, towels, or kids. When bath time is done, add the included dissolver powder and the goo will disappear, reverting back to plain bath water.
H2Goo Bathtub Fun - Turn bath water to goo and back again


New T-Shirts !!

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Galaga

Galaga

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Abby Normal

Stark Industries

Stark Industries

Deadpool

Deadpool

T-Virus Shirt

T-Virus Shirt

Classic Empire Boba Fett

Classic Empire Boba Fett

Classic Star Wars X-Wing

Classic Star Wars X-Wing


Quick Blurbs !!

Thanksgiving Dinner Gumballs

Thanksgiving Dinner Gumballs

Space Gun LED Keyring

Space Gun LED Keyring

iBottle Opener

iBottle Opener

Urbanears Clip-In Earbuds

Urbanears Clip-In Earbuds

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver LED Flashlight - 11th Doctor

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver LED Flashlight - 11th Doctor

Adipose Stress Toy

Adipose Stress Toy

RedEye iPhone Universal Remote

RedEye iPhone Universal Remote

Optical Illusion Cubic Switchplates

Optical Illusion Cubic Switchplates

3D Drawing Pad

3D Drawing Pad

Medieval Weapons Push Pins

Medieval Weapons Push Pins

Vers Wood iPad Case

Vers Wood iPad Case

Lightbulb Pushlight

Lightbulb Pushlight

Adam's Cube 6-in-1 Puzzle

Adam's Cube 6-in-1 Puzzle

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