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Salutations, fellow time travelers!

We just passed by our favorite time of year: the night it was 1 AM twice! Pretty handy for those of us singing Rock Lobster into the wee hours of the evening and driving our neighbors crazy with erratic drumming on Rock Band 3. (Some of us just can't handle the eye-foot coordination bit.)

We hope you filled your extra hour with whatever makes you happiest, even if it was a golden hour of slumber. You'll need it to handle the ROCK in this email!

Electronic Music Synth Shirt My First Bacon Talking Plush

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Take $10 Off Your Order - A match made in heaven?

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With the new Electronic Music Synth Shirt and My First Bacon, we can't help but think it would be awesome if someone made a techno composition involving both of them. Hypnotize vegetarians into wanting to eat pork? Probably not, but you can use code BACONTRANCE for $10 off orders of $40 or more, good through 11/12/10 at 11:59 PM ET.
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2011 Despair Calendar - For rocket scientists and burger flippers

ThinkGeek pairs with the hilarious demotivators over at Despair, Inc to produce our very own custom 2011 calendar, perfect for the jaded geek in all of us. Demotivator artwork for every month reminds you that you're not special, while geeky dates and factoids help you feel at least a little smarter. Exclusive to ThinkGeek! Whether you're a rocket scientist geek, economics geek, retail monkey, perpetual college student, or finding a way to live the gamer lifestyle and play D&D for a living, this calendar is for you. Feel the jaded, yet loving embrace of your ThinkGeek Despair, Inc calendar as it reminds you that you're not alone in thinking that you're surrounded by idiots.
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Bacon Scented Candles - Nothing says home like the smell of bacon

If your images were on you'd see Bacon Scented Candles - Nothing says home like the smell bacon

There's no doubt about it--this year the new bacon is, well, BACON! Nothing has been able to surpass the smokey-sweet taste of cured pork product. Of course, our love affair with bacon comes at a horrible price: your arteries become clogged and your pants just don't fit like they used to. Luckily, we've found a way to let you enjoy the wonders of bacon without a single calorie ingested. These candles are infused with the essence of real rendered bacon fat which, when burned, emit possibly the most pleasant aroma ever concocted by man or god.
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GP2X Caanoo MAME/Console Emulator - You want this

You may be familiar with the original GP2X Wiz gaming console that emulated over a dozen different gaming systems and made pocket size retro-gaming nostalgia a reality. Now GP2X has launched the Caanoo, a new improved version of the Wiz with a larger screen and improved controls. Of course, incredible MAME emulation allows you to run all your favorite arcade video game classics--even vector games. Amiga game emulation is rock solid, as are Commodore 64, NES, SNES, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance, NeoGeo, Flash Games and more too numerous to mention. Of course you'll need to find yourself some game roms... but we have a feeling that's no problem for you and Google.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/retro-gaming/e5ef/

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iPad Bluetooth Keyboard Case - Because you need a keyboard after all

If your images were on you'd see iPad Bluetooth Keyboard Case - Because you really needed a keyboard after all

The iPad Bluetooth Keyboard Case will make you fall in love with your iPad all over again. In use, the iPad rests on a built-in stand in a horizontal orientation which makes the whole package look and work almost like a netbook. The case is made of soft leather and loaded up with an iPad the whole thing weighs just 2.75lbs--less than the new 13" MacBook Air. The keyboard comes with all the function keys you'd expect with an iPad: Home, Volume, Search, and iPod Controls. The Search button puts everything on your iPad at your fingertips.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/e65a/

Kandela: Wand Activated LED Candle - For wizards only

Kandela is a magic wand with a classy faux ivory handle. Or faux bone, if you wanna get all necromantic. (You can't spell necromantic without romant... nevermind.) With a swish of your wand, the candle lights up, casting romantic flickering light around your room. This magical feat can be performed at up to a distance of four large paces, which we figure is the distance from the candle to your favorite chair. Swish and flick your way to romance with Kandela.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e66f/

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HoverSpy Video Cam R/C Copter - On NSA's Favorite Toy list

If your images were on you'd see HoverSpy Video Cam R/C Copter - On NSA's Favorite Toy list

Ever since man noticed the graceful flight of birds, people have wanted to fly. And ever since the ThinkGeek staff played with cool little R/C helicopters we've wanted to slap a camera on one and shoot some awesome aerial footage. So we invented the HoverSpy Video Cam R/C Copter. Not only is the HoverSpy a professional metal body helicopter with 3-channel control and built-in gyro, it also has a tiny embedded video camera to capture amazing video at your bidding. Simply press a button on the remote to start and stop recording. Later, download the video to your laptop and enjoy the view. You can fly indoors or out to over 150 feet high in zero wind conditions.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/e34f/

Harry Potter Chess - Mostly For muggles

Play wizard chess just like Harry and Ron in the Sorcerer's Stone on screen-accurate cast resin pieces and a thick one-piece game board. If you're a wizard, the pieces will move on their own! But it appears we don't have any wizards or witches on the ThinkGeek staff. We unboxed this very swanky looking Wizard Chess set and Fraize and Mindel sat down to do battle, wizard a wizard. But as much as they furrowed their brows and concentrated their will, they could not get the pieces to move. We went through the rest of the staff and the results were the same. The closest we got was Mary-Raevyn, who was able to get one rook to twitch a little bit. So if you call our Customer Service department wondering about wizarding, ask for her. She's the best we have.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/e583/

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Prank Pack Fake Gift Boxes - Give laughs for Christmas

If your images were on you'd see Prank Pack Fake Gift Boxes - Give laughs for Christmas

Uncle Bob really likes his iPad. So, we're giving him an arm mount for his iPad. Or, at least, that's what the box will look like. Inside, though, we're just giving him some socks (take that, Mr. Ten-years-of-crappy-gifts Bob). Everyone will laugh, except for Bob. Or what about Aunt Sally--you know the one who isn't really related, but is sweet and has a ton of cats? Couldn't she use an automatic Pet Petter? Too bad what's really inside is just some socks. (Yeah, everyone is getting socks; deal with it). The holidays are stressful, so add a lot of laughs wherever you can get 'em with these prank boxes.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/c610/

Mighty Atom Micro Metal Gyro Copter - Impossibly small R/C copter

See the fruits of our laborious never-ending quest for smaller, more amazing R/C copters! The Mighty Atom is one small copter, but size is not enough to please the discerning pilots at ThinkGeek. It also has a metal alloy-body along with 3-channel control AND a built in gyro. What does this mean? Welp, you have yourself here the smallest highest-tech most amazing r/c copter yet. Yes. You asked for the future and here it is!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/e356/

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Scrabble Flash Electronic Letter Game - Build words

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Five tiles, each with a digital letter on it. Your challenge... well, that depends on which game you are playing. Scrabble Flash has three different games. In one, you race the clock to come up with as many words with 5 letters as you can, and another game changes the letters once you make a word for added complexity. Line up the tiles so they touch and the word "magically" registers. It's a great game and, because it comes with a handy carrying case, you're sure to turn heads whenever you whip it out and play with it in public. Stop giggling! We mean, "play with Scrabble Flash." Sicko.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/e673/

Haikubes - Roll for inspiration

Normally, a roll of the dice will produce a number or set of numbers that will determine your fate. It could be a casino bet or the next move in a multi-player strategy game. Either way it can sometimes feel as though the dice--or perhaps it's the universe--are working against you. With Haikubes a roll will still determine your fate but it's a less precise answer, requiring you to spell out the message of your destiny. The Haikubes produce an assortment of words that you arrange into a beautiful (or crazy) haiku poem. You must focus your ninja haiku skills to carefully position the random collection of words into a small work of art. We even believe that some of your Haikubes creations will surprise you with their unexpected insights.
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A trio of new geeky watches - For backup, music, and beer

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A fresh assortment of deliciously geeky watches has arrived and we think they'll satisfy your hearty appetite. First up is the Happy Hour Bottle Opener Watch, with a built-in opener integrated into its specially designed watch band buckle, ideal for opening beverages on a perfectly timed schedule. Next is The NanoWatch, coming straight from Denmark. Just clip your new iPod Nano on to the NanoWatch strap--available in three delightful colors--and you're ready to impress your friends. Last is the MicroSD Card Reader Watch, a wristwatch companion that makes it super easy to connect your memory card and transfer files. Add your memory card and use this watch as a backup storage or transfer device.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/new-watches.shtml

Laser Pegs Illuminated Construction Set - LEDs make it better

When it comes to food, everything can be improved by the addition of bacon or chocolate. In this case, we're going to argue that LEDs make a construction set better. The Illuminated Construction Set is the first construction toy set where each piece feeds the next piece low voltage current. Design and build anything, from crazy abstract art to a starship cruiser, then press the big button to light them up with bright LEDs. This set comes with 60 pieces, two power units (complete with batteries), a plastic tray for storage and an instruction booklet that will jumpstart your LED adventure with plans for four different projects.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/e465/

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Star Wars Epic Wall Art - Art so big it spans a galaxy, or your wall

If your images were on you'd see Star Wars Epic Wall Art - Art so big it spans a galaxy, or your wall

Today's modern mythos parallel the ancient ones: warriors with swords made of fire, children born of gods destined to overthrow their parents, princesses and scoundrels, great hairy beasts, men made of gold... if you look carefully enough, you can see the connections. Ancient artwork painted on cave walls depicted these stories. Now you can bring that tradition forward to the 21st century! This pre-pasted wall art can make your bedroom or den look like one giant movie poster from Star Wars. Just add water and smooth it into place. Stare at Luke, and Leia, Han and Vader as you drift off to sleep, and dream of a galaxy far far away.
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New T-Shirts !!

Periodic BeEr

Periodic BeEr

I [Bacon] Delicious Meats

I [Bacon] Delicious Meats

Lunch Box FTW

Lunch Box FTW

Sheldon & Leonard & Howard & Raj & Penny

Sheldon & Leonard & Howard & Raj & Penny

I [Atom] Science

I [Atom] Science

Captain Hammer T-Shirt

Captain Hammer T-Shirt

Robot Unicorn Attack

Robot Unicorn Attack

Robot Unicorn Attack Babydoll

Robot Unicorn Attack Babydoll


ZOMG Geek Points !!

Eviltron

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Titanium Spork

Titanium Spork
free with $15 purchase + 750 Geek Points

Buy 2 T-Shirts, Get 3rd Free!

Buy 2 T-Shirts, Get 3rd Free!
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Blade Runner White Umbrella

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Quick Blurbs !!

Super Deluxe AT-AT

Super Deluxe AT-AT

3D Digi Camcorder with Glasses-Free 3D Display

3D Digi Camcorder with Glasses-Free 3D Display

Olde Tyme Writing Set

Olde Tyme Writing Set

Mojito Micro Wallet

Mojito Micro Wallet

Periodic Beer Glass

Periodic Beer Glass

Toxic Danger Laundry Bag

Toxic Danger Laundry Bag

Chillbots Ice Cube Tray

Chillbots Ice Cube Tray

Inova 4-Function Microlight Flashlight

Inova 4-Function Microlight Flashlight

Cats Attack Scratching Post

Cats Attack Scratching Post

Rubber Bandit Rubber Band Shooting Pen

Rubber Bandit Rubber Band Shooting Pen

Razer Naga MMO Gaming Mouse

Razer Naga MMO Gaming Mouse

A Song of Ice and Fire 2011 Calendar

A Song of Ice and Fire 2011 Calendar

Build Your Own Balloon Dinosaurs

Build Your Own Balloon Dinosaurs

The Baby Owners Games and Activities Book

The Baby Owners Games and Activities Book

   

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