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Greetings, walking dead!

We hope your Halloween was full of corn syrup and cosplay. Ours also featured the first episode of The Walking Dead. Don't worry--we won't spoil it for you if it's on your DVR other than to say holy headshots, Batman, and we are concerned that nobody is double-tapping.

But enough about brain splatter! The stuff we have below will make you forget all about the rotting, chewed-up corpses of yesterday. We promise. When was the last time a monkey disappointed you?

Electronic Spy Camera Shirt - It's what 007 wears on laundry day
Critical Hit LED D20 Die - Flashes red when you roll a crit

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Win a $1000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree - Mirror universe holiday

In a world... where ThinkGeek hands you presents for all your loved ones... for free... can a geek survive? Brace yourself, cadet, because this contest might launch you straight into that mirror universe (where you have a sweet goatee). Enter to win a $1000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree. That's plenty for gifts, leaving your previously-saved holiday fund for more selfish pursuits. And a beard trimmer for your fantastic goatee.
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$10 Off Your Order - Candy or gadgets? Gadgets or candy? Both?

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Early November is all about eating Halloween candy. Your kid's candy, leftover candy, 50% off candy. Om nom nom! Either way, your "nutrition" for the next week is all set, right? Perhaps you should busy your fingers with a new toy or gadget from ThinkGeek instead. Use the code SUGARHIGH for $10 off orders of $40 or more, good through 11/5/2010 at 11:59 PM ET.
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Science Cookie Cutters - Flasks and beakers and atoms! Oh, my!

There's a scientific method to making cookies. Sugar adds sweetness and tenderness, but powdered makes the cookies spread less. Molasses is a great flavoring agent, but it has to be balanced for acidity with baking soda. Eggs provide fat for tenderness and protein structure for solidity. Balance is vital to proper cookie baking techniques, but so is shape. Simple discs are fine, but dull. Animals are too cutesy and maudlin. Cut your cookies using implements reflecting the method by which you constructed them. With flasks, beakers, atoms and test-tubes, there's no mistaking the science involved in your delicious baked goods.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/e684/

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Micro Sonic Grenade - Prank grenade blasts coworkers' eardrums

If your images were on you'd see Micro Sonic Grenade - Prank grenade blasts coworkers' eardrums

Ever get SO ANNOYED at that guy down the hall that you want his head to explode? With the ThinkGeek Micro Sonic Grenade, you can do just that! It's 115 decibels of fun for everyone. Okay, mostly fun for just you. Just set the timer, throw the grenade, and run away. But not so far away that you can't watch and enjoy their suffering when the siren pierces their ears. Wednesdays are a little better with a side of schadenfreude.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/e200/

Bacon Hot Sauce - Two great things that taste great together

Bacon Hot Sauce combines two things near and dear to our hearts: bacon and hot sauce. You know the expression "When pigs fly"? That's what chicken wings dipped in Bacon Hot Sauce taste like. Impossibly good. Piglets sprouting scrumptious flying appendages good. Bacon Hot Sauce is also amazing mixed into hamburgers or sprinkled on some otherwise lackluster pizza. But our all-time favorite is the Bacon Mary, made with tomato juice, vodka, Bacon Hot Sauce, and a spritz of fresh lemon juice. And instead of a celery stick for garnish, we stick in a crisp slice of bacon. Perfection.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e6ae/

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Puppy Tweets - Your dog wants to tweet

If your images were on you'd see Puppy Tweets - Your dog wants to tweet

Wouldn't it be awesome if your dog could tweet? Now they can. With Puppy Tweets, whenever your dog moves, barks, or naps, the tag will send a WiFi signal to your computer which will send a tweet on behalf of your dog. There are over 500 phrases so your dog will always be witty and fun. A bark may be translated as: "I bark because I miss you. There, I said it. Now hurry home." A quick romp through the back yard may get tweeted as: "I finally caught the tail I've been chasing and... OOUUUCHH!" Just one thing... do not come crying to us when your dog has more followers than you do. It's not our fault your dog is more interesting.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/d5db/

iHome Portable Multimedia Speakers - Biggest tiniest speakers around

Face it--those tinny speakers on your phone suck. I don't care how much you paid for that thing, or what OS it's running, you're not gonna rock with your phone out. So if you need shockingly loud sound you need a set of these. Self-powered, and louder than a zombie headshot, these portable speakers accordion out to boost the bass, so you can bring big sound to your tiny player without lugging around huge studio monitors. When you're done, they snap together and fold away to something that fits in your fist. Crank it!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/portable-audio-video/e56b/

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Star Trek Retro Propaganda Posters - Keep 'em flying

If your images were on you'd see Star Trek Retro Propaganda Posters - Keep 'em flying

With the loss of the USS Kelvin 20 years ago, Starfleet is scrambling to bulk up the fleet with larger and more powerful starships. We need your help to get those birds built and into the vast unknown. Starfleet has been too complacent and predictable. They need good people--risk takers ready to explore the reaches of known space, and to go boldly where none have gone before. These posters help spread Starfleet's message of peaceful exploration. Display them proudly in your home, dorm, or workplace, reminding us all why we're out there. Starfleet out.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/posters/e584/

DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit - Turn your juice into bubbly

Ready for something amazing? With this easy-to-use kit, in 48 hours you can turn a boring container of juice into a delicious, bubbly, alcoholic delight! All that using science. Oh science, we loves ya. Just pour a packet into your juice and pop on the airlock. The yeast in the packet will--using science--breakdown the fructose in the juice into alcohol and carbonation. Fizzy. Buzzy. Delicious. Science is your friend, and this kit is your new favorite way to prepare for (and survive) the upcoming holidays. Family is so much easier to deal with when you have alcohol.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e683/

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Karvt Real Wood iPad & MacBook Skins - Clothe your device in tree

If your images were on you'd see Karvt Real Wood iPad & MacBook Skins - Clothe your device in tree

Wood paneling on your wall, station wagon, or television is fail. But a wood paneled MacBook or iPad? That's just classy in a way we can't describe in words. It screams eco-geek, which is probably because these skins are handcrafted of 100% real wood, in Cherry, Maple, Bamboo, and Walnut flavors. (Okay, not flavors. Don't lick your skin.) They are a snap to apply, without those annoying bumps and lumps you get from vinyl skins. Just remove the backing, center the apple, and slap it on. The professional grade 3M adhesive takes care of the rest and you'll have one classy and unique-looking computing device.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/ipad-macbook-skins.shtml

Laser Theater - Party photons for great justice

After a long, hard day of putting together Legos, shooting Nerf darts, and testing caffeinated candy, our customer service monkeys like to end the workday by turning the lights down low, cranking some happy hardcore jams, and shaking their respective moneymakers. They've got the moves, the motion... all they need now is the commotion, and the evening can really start. Set your synapses aflame with spinning whirling points of brilliant laser light, with the Laser Theater. Watch mesmerised as photons dance along with your sweet moves. While the fog machine is optional, it is highly recommended!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/e5de/

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The 8-Bit Watch - Time's running out, Mario

If your images were on you'd see The 8-Bit Watch - Time's running out, Mario

Maybe if Mario had a watch, he wouldn't need that music to know he was late in saving the Princess. This watch isn't going to play you the Mario song--sad, we know--but it is quite possibly the most handsome 8-bit accessory we have ever seen. It comes in classic black or white, so it'll match perfectly with all those black t-shirts you got from us. It reminds us of our favorite 8-bit video games, but maybe it reminds you of an old school computer icon. If you yearn for a timepiece that reminds you of a simpler time, this may just be the watch for you.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/e640/

New Sword Handle Umbrellas - New rain-stabbing styles

In the battle against precipitation, you can never have enough weapons. That's why we present two new sword handle umbrellas. Maybe you like Arthurian legend and would prefer a more knightly sword. Well, we got you covered. Or perhaps your time period is more Civil War and you'd like a sabre to lead you into battle against wetness. Check! These two awesome rain blockers are ready to defend your drapery from the detestable downpour, to save your skin from the drippy deluge, and to look dang cool when it's all folded up by your side. Onwards to dryness! CHARGE!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/sword-umbrellas.shtml

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Back to the Future: The Card Game - Play cards and change time!

If your images were on you'd see Back to the Future: The Card Game - Play cards and change time!

Let's get right to it: this game is the Back to the Future game we've been waiting for since Marty McFly invented the skateboard! A grid of cards will stretch in front of you representing the time stream. You and your opponent will each be changing key moments in history which will, in turn, ripple out and change other moments in history. The goal is to make the past match your time line and then hoping Doc Brown hangs a clock in his bathroom. Because if he hangs the clock, he won't hit his head. And if he doesn't hit his head, he won't invent time travel. And then history is locked in place and you win. Part skill, part luck, and all dynamic-time-distorting fun. Great Scott!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/e5a8/

Baby Space R/C Robot - Known fact, people love pressing buttons

The award-winning Chicco Baby Space remote has one huge button. It won't destroy the world, but it is big and friendly and when baby presses it, the space robot will begin to wobble around and make fun noises. Of course, you'll want to be sure that baby learns the word "infrared." Your neighborhood speech pathologist will say it's asking a bit much of a 12 month old, but we both know your wee geek isn't your average 12 month old. Shoot for the stars. With your infrared remote control.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/d755/

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So Now You're a Zombie - Learn how to survive on the living

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You tried to fight, you really did. And you did a great job. Alas, though, in the end (not literally), the zombies infected you and made you one of them. What now? Well, of course we have a book for that. Because your survival, zombie fighter or victim, is still important to us. This book will teach you everything you need to know to survive, from feeding techniques and defense methods to really getting the drop on your old friends/new prey. You'll have a long undeadness if you get this book--just don't eat us. Promise, okay?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/e567/

USB Classic Joystick - The most iconic game controller ever

Press "FIRE" to start! This USB version of the classic black joystick plugs into your PC or Mac without drivers. Duel to the death with your office nemesis in classic Atari cartridges like Combat and Joust, or boot up MAME or VICE to play arcade or C64 titles. Reads as a standard joystick, so you can play new games, too! Like having Christmas 1982 on your desk.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/retro-gaming/2600/

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New T-Shirts !!

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

I am the IT Guy Babydoll

I am the IT Guy Babydoll

Combustible Trousers

Combustible Trousers

Classic Empire Strikes Back Babydoll

Classic Empire Strikes Back Babydoll

Radium Shirt

Radium Shirt

Radium Babydoll

Radium Babydoll

Nano-Fleece Anti-Static Pullover

Nano-Fleece Anti-Static Pullover

Nano-Fleece Anti-Static Pullover for Women

Nano-Fleece Anti-Static Pullover for Women

The Onion: America's Finest News Source

The Onion: America's Finest News Source

The Onion: America's Finest News Source Babydoll

The Onion: America's Finest News Source Babydoll

Last chance! The Evolution stops here.

Last chance! The Evolution stops here.

Men's and Women's on sale for $9.95

Men's and Women's on sale for $9.95


Quick Blurbs !!

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutter

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutter

Yumbot Cupcake Mold

Yumbot Cupcake Mold

Hand-Painted Silk Bacon Scarf

Hand-Painted Silk Bacon Scarf

Bendy Mr. Bacon

Bendy Mr. Bacon

Bacon Wallet

Bacon Wallet

Warcraft Tankard O' Terror

Warcraft Tankard O' Terror

Alien Shrinky Dinks

Alien Shrinky Dinks

Safety Tat Tattoo

Safety Tat Tattoo

USB Digital Voice Recorder

USB Digital Voice Recorder

SunMod Solar Modification Kit

SunMod Solar Modification Kit

Humping Robot Chicken Action Figure Keychain

Humping Robot Chicken Action Figure Keychain

USB Fiber Optic Christmas Tree

USB Fiber Optic Christmas Tree

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