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Greetings, pathological monsters,

Mandelbrot's in heaven, which he has undoubtedly discovered is bright and beautiful and has infinite, tinier heavens attached. Also, since none of the clouds trend too far from the original cloud, he can easily hop over to visit Fermat, Pythagoras, Euclid, and Pascal. He's been looking for Schrödinger, but nobody can say for sure whether he's there or not.

Meanwhile, we've flown in a day-glo pterodactyl's worth of new and awesome toys that will change your world in non-tiny ways.

10/23 is Mole Day!

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Free + Evil = FREEVIL

FREEVIL

Want to spice up your Halloween party? What if there was the ghost of an evil little girl giggling in your bathroom? A mysterious scratching sound coming from behind the beer fridge? The ThinkGeek Eviltron has five evil sound effects to freak out your guests. Turn it on, hide it, and watch the freakouts commence. Add an Eviltron to your cart, then use code FREEVIL at checkout by 11:59pm ET 10/22/10 and a second one will magically appear--for free!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/

Nightmare Before Christmas Goodies - Don't make us kidnap you

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Sandy Claws is coming and there's nothing you can do to stop him! We've found some gifts that will delight even the Oogie Boogie Man in your life. The Nightmare Before Christmas Treasure box features Jack Skellington and is a handy size to store small items. (Our RPG nuts are like, "oooh, dice & pencils box!") It'll also fit our set of four Nightmare Before Christmas Coasters, featuring Jack, Sally, Oogie Boogie Man, and Lock, Shock & Barrel. Finally, our Jack Skellington Plush is ready for any Halloween or Christmas adventures you or your wee geek may have in mind. If you don't click to check this stuff out, we're going to kidnap you, beat you with a stick, lock you up for ninety years and see what makes you tick.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/nightmare-before-xmas.shtml

Exclusive Zombie Ninja Mez-Itz Action Figure - Ready to eat brains

Everyone worries about ninjas vs. pirates. But that's so two years ago. The big thing to worry about is zombies--specifically, zombies infecting other memes like ninjas. See, zombie ninjas are extra scary because they pack all the silent killing skills of a ninja with the brain-lust of a zombie. You won't see or hear them coming; you won't even notice when they eat your brain. It will just be, "la la la, I'm having fun," and then you'll be lunch. But this one isn't real, thank all-that-is-Timmy; it's just a toy. A toy you can play with. YAY.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/dd42/

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Android Plush Robot - Snuggle your phone by day, this plush by night

If your images were on you'd see Android Plush Robot - Snuggle your phone by day, this plush by night

Since there's been so much love on ThinkGeek for iPhones, what with all the cases and accessories, we figured it was time to throw some love toward our other favorite smartphone. If you're semi-permanently attached to your Droid by day, you know how hard it is to plug it in and leave it all alone on your nightstand. Why not snuggle this adorable green Android Plush Robot every night? He'll bring you sweet dreams... maybe even of electric sheep.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e554/

Faster than a speeding bullet? - Find out with Pocket Radar

This handheld K-Band Doppler Speed Radar can measure speeds from 7 MPH to 375 MPH (or 11 KPH to 600 KPH if you're in a country that believes in the metric system). You could use it for discovering the speed of boring things like baseballs or cars, but we know you better. We suggest clocking the speed of your cat running toward the can opener (18-31 mph) or the awesome first drop of your favorite roller coaster (up to 128 mph). Sadly, you won't be able to clock the escape velocity of a neutron star (223,693,629 mph). Maybe with the next model. We'll keep you posted.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/e632/

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New Doctor Who Items - Like a matchbox car, but for a Time Lord

If your images were on you'd see New Doctor Who Items - Like a matchbox car, but for a Time Lord

The Levitating TARDIS uses the magic of magnets (how do they work?) to make the blue police box hover inside the black base unit. With a little practice, you can gently flick the TARDIS and set it spinning. The best part? We were so excited about this... go to the nearest vending machine and purchase a bag of Skittles. Use the Skittles to create an epic battle between the Doctor and the new Daleks! As each Dalek dies, toss it in your mouth and taste the rainbow. Delicious.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/new-doctor-who.shtml

R/C Flying Millenium Falcon - Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!

This R/C Flying Millenium Falcon is modeled after Han Solo's hunk of junk, but is definitely not a hunk of junk. It's easy to fly and features an enclosed rotor--for those who aren't R/C nerds, that means that it's harder to break when you crash it than your standard R/C flying object (R/CFO!). That alone elevates it from hunk of junk status! The remote features 3 different channels so you can battle your R/C Flying Millenium Falcon with other R/CFOs you might have at home. Best of all, the controller charges the vehicle, so you don't need to be near a wall socket to power it up and fly some questionable cargo across the back yard.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/7-13-years/e592/

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Super Mario Brothers - It's-a lotta Mario!

If your images were on you'd see Super Mario Brothers - It's-a lotta Mario!

Our merchant monkeys went Mario crazy this week! Let's start with figures. New this week is a set of 2" collectible figures including Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Paragoomba, Bullet Bill, and Bob-omb. If you'd choke on those (stop putting stuff in your mouth, srsly!), how about some 9" vinyl figures of Mario, Luigi, or Yoshi to keep you company? We've got a set of 6" plushes that includes Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Koopa Troopa. We find they're a good size for squishing into our larger R/C vehicles and playing real-life Mario Kart. Speaking of Mario Kart, did you know the Japanese turned it into a board game (and we have it)? Finally, we have the Japanese Super Mario Crystal Maze game. Check out all our new Mario awesomeness!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/its-a-me-mario.shtml

Mini Global GPS Tracker - Oh, the places you'll go!

With compact design, convenient SMS functions, and GPS tracking technology, this is one cool gadget. Out on a hike and totally lose your way? Activate the SOS mode and the Mini Global GPS Tracker will send a "Help Me" text message to your emergency contact with the coordinates of your exact location. Want to track your dog, kid, or spouse? The Mini Global GPS Tracker can text you when the target goes "out of bounds" and even listen in on their conversations! So what are you, concerned about safety... or a spy? (We won't tell anyone your secret.)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/security/e65e/

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New SpyNet Spy Gear - Time to spy

If your images were on you'd see New SpyNet Spy Gear - Time to spy

Let's face it, everyone: kids these days have the coolest toys. Ok, so sometimes they are lacking in creativity because their toys do everything now, but take a look at these SpyNet gadgets. Officially they are for kids, but the tech inside is enough to make us never give them back to our children. A watch with an integrated spy camera and add-on snake cam so you can surreptitiously take video through the "button" on your shirt. Sunglasses that will make you look cool and let you see behind you. Just two examples of toys we will buy for the kids... and then never let them play with. These are ours!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/new-spy-gear.shtml

Ducati R/C Motorcycle - Geekling's first R/C vehicle

Looking for a super cool R/C toy for your geekling that is fun, not obnoxious, and actually works like an R/C vehicle should? Look no further than the Ducati R/C racing motorcycle. For starters, it looks like a real motorcycle (except for the teensy training wheels underneath for stabilization). There's an actual rider on it, too! The remote features big, easy-to-use buttons that your geekling can use to drive the bike forward or backward and turn left and right. The sound effects are great, too, especially the way the engine revs up like the bike is accelerating. Best of all, it's designed to hold up under the stress of playing with a two-year-old, which any parent can tell you makes this toy a frakkin' miracle.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/d75d/

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Star Wars MP3 Alarm Clock Lamps - Wake up with Darth

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Darth Vader and Boba Fett want to help you wake up. So, they cloned themselves (nothing new for Boba) and smashed the clones into tiny suits of armor. Each suit is equipped with an alarm clock in its belly. But that wasn't good enough for Darth. He also removed the clone brains and replaced them with a lamp. And finally, Boba, always one to be on the cutting edge, added an audio in port. So that means this is an alarm clock radio lamp MP3 speaker Star Wars combo extravaganza! Get both now, before they run out of cells to clone (just kidding, they never will).
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/d921/

Serenity Big Damn Heroes Animated Maquette - River Tam

It seemed hopeless--half of the entire Alliance fleet on one side, an impassible swarm of Reavers on the other, and one little ship and their single gun inbetween. Still, they had a secret weapon: River Tam, a walking weapon. A poor broken girl with two swords and a mind for killing. See her poised ready to take down all comers like a ballet dancer with blades. Two by two, hands of blue, they'll just keep coming until they get back what you took. Get your own limited-edition polystone hand painted statuette of River before the Alliance spooks come after you.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e0c2/

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Periodic Table Blocks - No unobtanium here!

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Exclusive to ThinkGeek, this set of 20 solid wood building blocks features all the elements of the periodic table. And even though they're building blocks, don't think they're just for babies! Sure, they're fun to pick up and throw around, but as your wee geek ages, they'll grok more and more why this set of blocks is totally nerdtacular. In fact, we betcha that your favorite chemistry nerd would love these, even if they're 36 years, not 36 months.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/e5f7/


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Property of Princeton Plainsboro Hoodie

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Mole Day is 10/23!

Mole Day is 10/23!


Quick Blurbs !!

Eerie Halloween Thingies & Doodads

Eerie Halloween Thingies & Doodads

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Mug

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Mug

Star Wars Talking Plush

Star Wars Talking Plush

Eco-Blast Refillable Air Horn

Eco-Blast Refillable Air Horn

Avenging Unicorn Playset

Avenging Unicorn Playset

ExiTool Automotive Rescue Tool

ExiTool Automotive Rescue Tool

Kitastick Linking Chopsticks

Kitastick Linking Chopsticks

Prime Time Prime Numbers Watch

Prime Time Prime Numbers Watch

Tank Up Coffee Mug

Tank Up Coffee Mug

Robobox Stencil and Pen Set

Robobox Stencil and Pen Set

Motherboard Pencil Cup

Motherboard Pencil Cup

Teh Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs

Teh Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs

Gadget Shaped Stretchy Bracelets 4 Kids

Gadget Shaped Stretchy Bracelets 4 Kids

For Science!

For Science!

I do all my own stunts

I do all my own stunts

Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions

Thanks for the advice but what I really need are minions

Life is just a series of If-Then-Else statements

Life is just a series of If-Then-Else statements

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