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What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

If your images were on you'd see Star Wars Force FX Removable Blade Lightsabers - Want one you will If your images were on you'd see Waterproof iPhone Armband - Play nice with di-hydrogen monoxide If your images were on you'd see Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils - Sound the feasting horn

Star Wars Force FX Removable Blade Lightsabers

This new version in the Force FX line is still movie-accurate with motion activated sounds and power up/down sequences. But it adds one new feature: a removable blade. Wear the hilt on your belt and add the blade whenever you need it!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e26d/

Waterproof iPhone Armband

Go on, submerse it up to 12 feet--it's 100% waterproof-- and its ClearTouch window enables full access to your touchscreen or click wheel. And if for some reason it should come off your arm (in a shark attack, maybe?) it will float to the surface.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/dc45/

Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils

Verily, Renn Faire time approacheth. And with the Faire comes much rejoicing and feasting. And with feasting two things are certain: turkey legs and um... FEASTING! So why not do it in style?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/e21b/

NERF Longstrike Sniper Rifle - 3 feet of NERF fun

You wait in a hidden alcove. Below you, the office drones shamble around. They haven't heard you; they don't see you. You wait with three feet of NERF fury stretching out in front of you. That's right: wielding the NERF Longstrike Sniper Rifle, you have the longest NERF gun ever created. And then you see your target. Deep breath. Exhale. Fire. Quick reload. Fire. RELOAD. FIRE! Target hit repeatedly--target fleeing. Take your donut, will he? Mission accomplished.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/d88c/

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Hellophone - Record & playback greetings to your wee geek

If your images were on you'd see Hellophone - Record & playback greetings to your wee geek

The Hellophone is designed with your wee geek in mind. It's durable, colorful, and has big friendly buttons that are easy for little fingers to press. This flip phone allows you to record voices, playback messages, and hear songs and sounds. Parents or other loved ones can record their voices so baby can hear them over and and over at the push of a button. After all, we have to train our wee geeks in the fine art of cell phone etiquette--why not start when they're 18 months old? Just make sure they put the phone away while driving their Fisher-Price red coupe.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/e422/

8-Bit Hanger - Nothing holding your hat but pixels

When Flynn returned to the real world, he hoped to bring back one of those light cycles so he could drive down the city streets making only right-angle turns. Maybe one of those tanks--or better yet, a recognizer so you can stomp your enemies flat. Still, he was able to sneak out a few cases of these hand cursors and, ever the entrepreneur, turned them into coathangers! Screw these puppies into the wall, and you can hold your helmet, your light disk, or your glow-in-the-dark tights! Of course, if you want to hang up your Bag of Holding, that's cool too.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/dbaa/

If your images were on you'd see 8-Bit Hanger - Nothing holding your hat but pixels

Stargate SG-1 Collector Scale Death Glider Replica - Limited edition

If your images were on you'd see Stargate SG-1 Collector Scale Death Glider Replica - Limited edition

When the Goa'uld need something done, or more specifically blown out of the sky, they call upon their squadrons of Death Gliders. So successful a battle platform was the Death Glider that we've hired artisans to commemorate this magnificent machine with this highly detailed scale replica worthy of the fierce Jaffa warriors that pilot them. Made from polystone and resin, these Gliders are finely detailed with their own little Stargates and dial-home devices. It's a Limited Edition--only 1500 will ever be made--so get yours before they're gone!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/da60/

USB 7 Port Hub with Power Switches - Only juice what you need!

Having a lot of hubs is great--you can plug in all of your fun gadgets, even your USB Pet Rock, and they'll be juiced up and ready to go when you need them. But what about those USB devices that you don't want to have on 24/7? What if the lights from your USB Christmas Tree are giving you a migraine? What if your USB Alien has stuck out his inner mouth one too many times today? This hub is the perfect solution. It has seven ports and seven power switches, enabling you to turn your USB gadgets on and off without unplugging them. Just a flick of a switch and you can turn off your Big Chap before he drives you crazy, or cut off the juice once your iPod is fully charged.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/e2d2/

If your images were on you'd see USB 7 Port Hub with Power Switches - Only juice what you need!

Dosh Desmopan Wallet - Not rubber and not quite plastic

If your images were on you'd see Dosh Desmopan Wallet - Not rubber and not quite plastic

At ThinkGeek, we're always looking for interesting ways to carry your folding money, ID, and credit cards. Most wallets lately are made from leather or canvas, and there are a few that are made out of durable paper or hard plastic. The latest technology is Desmopan--sort of a hybrid of rubber and plastic. Durable and protecting like plastic, but with the suppleness of a stiff rubber, our new Dosh Desmopan wallet holds your cards and cash together with all the flash and style of a 007 tuxedo jacket. High-tech gadgetry meets smooth and fashionable.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/e148/

USB to USB Data Transfer Kit - It's exactly what you think it is

Ever been faced with two USB thumb drives and no good way to transfer data between them? This handy little cable/hub will rescue you! Just plug the two devices in one end and the computer in the other. BLAMMO! Transfer!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/da65/

If your images were on you'd see USB to USB Data Transfer Kit - It's exactly what you think it is

OgoBild Constructible Ball Toy - DIY bouncy toy

If your images were on you'd see OgoBild Constructible Ball Toy - DIY bouncy toy

Sometimes we find products that make our inner child giggle like an innocent child should. No bleeping lights or flashing buzzers. Just simple, fun, imaginative play. This is one of those products. It's a ball with holes, like a molecule, that connects to other holy balls. Add some crazy extra attachments like wings, trumpets, loops, and springs, and you have a toy ready to challenge your creativity. It's fun to build, it's fun to bounce, and it's fun to take it apart and start all over again. Also fun to throw at people, but don't really do that--you could take an eye out.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/d95a/

Mini Desktop iPhone Dock - No more naked iPhones

It's really annoying having to undress our iPhones before plugging them into a charger. Reminds us of getting bundled up in our snowsuits as kids and then realizing you had to pee. The Innodock Jr. Desktop Cradle allows you to dock your iPhone or iPod Touch without removing it from its protective case, assuming said protective case has an open connector bottom. Just pop your iDevice into the cradle, plug the cradle into your computer or USB hub, and it'll happily sit up and charge while you work or play online.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/dbc6/

If your images were on you'd see Mini Desktop iPhone Dock - No more naked iPhones

New T-Shirts !!

Heroine: Mary Shelley Babydoll

Heroine: Mary Shelley Babydoll

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Konnichiwa Robot Babydoll

Konnichiwa Robot Babydoll

Batgirl Costume Babydoll

Batgirl Costume Babydoll

Wonder Woman Costume Babydoll

Wonder Woman Costume Babydoll

The Wesley Crushers

The Wesley Crushers

Don't Forget the Random Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness

Don't Forget the Random Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness

 

Quick Blurbs !!

Console Controller Soaps

Console Controller Soaps

DIY Library Kit

DIY Library Kit

Space Invaders Coasters

Space Invaders Coasters

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Tote

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Tote

Plush Alien Bobble and Stack

Plush Alien Bobble and Stack

Reptangles Building Toy For Kids

Reptangles Building Toy For Kids

Okideoke Karaoke Microphone

Okideoke Karaoke Microphone

Whoozit Busy Planet

Whoozit Busy Planet

KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool

KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool

501 Things to do with a Zombie

501 Things to do with a Zombie

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Mug

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Mug

Ethanol Molecule Flask

Ethanol Molecule Flask

USB Digital Eyepiece for Telescope

USB Digital Eyepiece for Telescope

Wireless Pan/Tilt Camera with Motion Detection

Wireless Pan/Tilt Camera with Motion Detection

   

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