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Namaste, brother.

Now we know the whole story: the Others are lizards, the Island wasn't on the first Earth, Locke was a Rossum doll, and it all happened inside Christian's petri shoe in the bamboo field.

With LOST finally over, we can use tonight to celebrate Towel Day, when good interstellar hitchhikers display their towels. If that doesn't ring a bell, you'd surely be killed by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, but don't panic--it's also Geek Pride Day in honor of the first Star Wars movie released today in 1977. May the Force be with you!

Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion - Drink thy enemy

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Take $10 Off - Void where zombied

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Lord this one over your zombie "friends"--take $10 off your order of $30 or more with checkout code UNUNDEAD now through 11:59pm EDT on May 28, 2010. Of course, you can be nice and share this coupon with a shambling pal, but they'll still want to eat your brains.
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Uzi Tactical Pen - Pen with a DNA catcher. No, really.

Carry this pen to defend yourself in an emergency. The razor sharp crown will drive off any attacker and--bonus!--collect some of your assailant's DNA to bring to the sexy CSI agents. Works great as a glass breaker, too! (Oh, and as a pen. Duh.) You'll be ready for anything with the Uzi Tactical Pen! Of course, it begs the question: does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/dd7c/

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i-Got-Control iPhone Universal Remote - Living room domination

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The iPhone tops our list as one of the most useful gadgets in existence. Think about it seriously: would you rather give up your pinky toe... or your iPhone. Yep. We thought so. Expanding the MacGyver utility factor of the iPhone even further, the i-Got-Control Universal Remote allows you to use your iPhone as (you guessed it) a universal remote. The i-Got-Control allows you to control thousands of different devices via an intuitive touchscreen interface. If for some reason the obscure contraption you own isn't on the list, you can learn its codes and save them as a new device.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/ddcc/

Brain Freeze Ice Cube Molds - It's what zombies crave

At the end of a long day of shambling, moaning, and pulling down hastily constructed door reinforcements, how does your workaday Zombie like to unwind? Go down to the Winchester for a pint? Heading out to the old-folk's home for some volunteer work? Maybe a rousing game of dominos on the corner with their zombie-friends from the neighborhood? No! They like an ice-cold lemonade chilled with a handful of brain-shaped ice cubes made from this awesome silicone mold! Naturally, no undead horde of ravenous hell-creatures can resist ice cubes shaped like delicious succulent braaaaiiiiinnnnnsss!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/d29b/

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Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic - Lay some sugary smackdown

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We love advancements in office weaponry. And we love marshmallows. Combine the two into a gun that embodies the sleek, retro curves from the golden age of sci-fi, and you have the best marshmallow shooters we've ever found. But it's the Mforcer's performance that really wows us. Load 15 mini-marshmallows into it and pump it up. You'll now be able to blast out the mallows one after another in semi-automatic fashion as fast as you can pull the trigger. And here's an extra tip: use very starchy mallows. Then you'll get a puff of starch smoke with each shot. One try, and you'll want to shoot s'more! Sorry.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/d80d/

MiLi iPhone Projector - Movie theater in your pocket

What can you do to make your iPhone stand out a bit from the masses and enter the realm of the extraordinary again? Purchase the MiLi iPhone Projector, of course. This unfoldable LED pico projector is designed specifically with your iPhone in mind. Simply flip it open and dock your iPhone. Play any movie or video on your phone and project it up to 70 inches wide. Your friends will gasp in awe at your new pocketable movie theater. What's more, plug in any other AV source or VGA input from your laptop and display that as well.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/d596/

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Star Trek Monopoly - We call dibs on the Captain's chair

If your images were on you'd see Star Trek Monopoly - We call dibs on the Captain's chair

Recipe for a classic board game mashup: take equal parts Monopoly and Star Trek, mix well within a high-density warp field, serve hot or cold depending on your definition of Revenge. Which game token will you be? We call dibs on the Captain's chair. For ages 8 to Q.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/cda1/

Don't Panic Towel - Honor the memory of Douglas Adams

Honor the memory of Douglas Adams, writer of the Hitchhiker's Guide trilogy, by carrying your Don't Panic towel. Hoopy froods always know where their towels are, after all. Our Don't Panic Towel is a classic white bath towel with big friendly red print that reminds you, "Don't Panic." Especially don't panic around the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, since everyone knows if you can't see it, it can't see you.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/science/dd8a/

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25th Anniversary Voltron - Desktop Robeasts beware

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No matter what horror Prince Lotor made in his Robeast factory Voltron always sliced it in half with his Blazing Sword. Now you can protect your desktop from the Robeast menance and spark endless debates about the merits of Lion Force vs. Vehicle Team. Fully-assembled, this 1:197 scale replica stands 12" high. Or, you can fly around the five transformable lions like you always wanted and pretend to be Pidge, Hunk, and Lance. They always had the best lines anyway.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/ce35/

Giant Evolution Playmat - 600 million years of evolution

Unfold 18 feet of evolution on your living room floor and watch the fun begin. Stomp your way down the mat, 40 million years at a time, and check out the strange creatures. Open the activity guide and you'll find activities that range from quiet reading to raucous fun. The content is so rich and deep, it's a different experience every time!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/d632/

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Ghostbusters Ecto-1 License Plate Replica - Official Ghostbusters gear

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You know what we ain't afraid of? Showing our pride for awesome collectibles from kickbutt movies of the 80s. Like Ghostbusters. What a great flick: good story, funny Venkman, and enough awesome tech gear to make even the mildest geek's heart quiver. And, of course, one needs to travel in style whilst fighting ghosts. Enter the Ecto-1. Oh, such a great use of a classic car. Now, we can't sell you a replica of the Ecto-1, but we can deliver an authorized replica of the license plate. Turn your own car into an Ectomobile today. And just so you know, we aren't afraid of ghosts, either. Except for the one in our server room. That dude is creepy.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/c066/

Star Wars R2D2 Trouble Game - Pop-o-licious

Forget the power of the Force. Only R2D2 can improve on a game that's thousands of years old. The classic board game Trouble gets a STAR WARS: The Clone Wars makeover. Play as Sith, Droids, or Jedi. Pop-o-Matic makes sounds just like R2D2!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/d986/

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Minoru 3D Webcam - Vlogging your daily vids from Pandora

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Let's say you find yourself waking up from a six-month hypersleep space-nap, and you've landed on a brightly colored world filled with marvelous iridescent creatures. What's your first priority? Lunch? Nah. Reading up on the language and customs of the aboriginals? Nope! Vlogging? Bingo! In the future, though, it's go 3D or go-home. No flat 2-dimensional cameras even exist in the future. Luckily, we're one step ahead of the past: Minoru 3D Webcams capture two simultaneous feeds in parallax, and, using the included red-blue glasses, give your video-chat or YouTube videos that extra dimension of depth. Next up: quantum-entangled remote body hosting!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/d7bb/

Bigtrak Jr Programmable Rover - Classic 80's toy is back

Set the Delorean to 1979. If you were alive and old enough to comprehend your surroundings you might remember the Bigtrak. This programmable tank was like no toy before it. You would enter in a sequence of commands for movement and firing, then hit the "GO" button and watch as the autonomous tank dutifully carried out your commands. Now you can re-experience the wonder of Bigtrak in a scaled down desktop version. Bigtrak Jr boasts all the functions and features of the original Bigtrak as well as (finally!) the ability to save multiple programs for later use. Bigtrak Jr will be available in September--sign up now to be notified when it hits!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/de2e/

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New T-Shirts !!

Oceanic Airlines Safety Information Card

Oceanic Airlines Safety Information Card

Resident Evil Zombie on the Inside Shirt

Resident Evil Zombie on the Inside Shirt

Prime Cuts of Unicorn Babydoll

Prime Cuts of Unicorn Babydoll

Penny! knock knock knock

Penny! knock knock knock

These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For

These Aren't The Droids You're Looking For

Science To Do - Portal Babydoll

Science To Do - Portal Babydoll

Maximum Pac-Man Babydoll

Maximum Pac-Man Babydoll

Allergic to Stupid People

Allergic to Stupid People

e by Numbers Babydoll

e by Numbers Babydoll

Phi by Numbers Babydoll

Phi by Numbers Babydoll

Pinky & the Brain SILENCE! Babydoll

Pinky & the Brain SILENCE! Babydoll

 

Quick Blurbs !!

Atari Pixel Logo Beer Stein

Atari Pixel Logo Beer Stein

Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game

Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Board Game

Chicobag +10 Bag of Groceries

Chicobag +10 Bag of Groceries

Cordless Wall Charger for iPhone

Cordless Wall Charger for iPhone

DNA Breed Identification Kit

DNA Breed Identification Kit

Enter Key Doormat

Enter Key Doormat

iBand Intelligent Shock Absorption

iBand Intelligent Shock Absorption

Rubik's Magic

Rubik's Magic

Yoda Desk Protector

Yoda Desk Protector

LED Pacifier

LED Pacifier

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Model

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Model

iPhone/iPad Video Out Cable

iPhone/iPad Video Out Cable

Kids Wooden Magic Sets

Kids Wooden Magic Sets

Cakewich Sandwich Cake Mold

Cakewich Sandwich Cake Mold

Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace - Violet

Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace - Violet

Creative Peg Puzzle

Creative Peg Puzzle

Celebrate Mario's Newest Adventure

Celebrate Mario's Newest Adventure

     

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