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We're not dead!

After two years of anticipation and delays, the Large Hadron Collider was fired up this week and a black hole did not consume all of humanity. We're extremely relieved and can sleep snug in our beds while visions of Higgs-Bosons dance in our heads. When time travel happens, we're totally going to the future to see whether our world domination plans came to fruition.

In the meantime, we got you a present! It's even black to represent the black hole that didn't eat us. Oh, and a contest too!

Watch the faces of friends and strangers contort as they experience the Liar Paradox. Free with $15 purchase--but only while supplies last!

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

iCADE iPad Arcade Cabinet - Commence Apple fanboy freakout

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Whether you love or hate the iPad, everybody knows that the reaction was mixed. Though many heralded it as a new era in personal computing, LOTS of folks thought it was just a giant iPhone and mostly meh. Luckily for you, ThinkGeek has come to the rescue with something amazing to give the iPad its true purpose. The iCADE iPad Arcade Cabinet turns your iPad into a retro gaming juggernaut complete with a real wood cabinet and arcade style controls. Simply download the iCADE App and slide the iPad into the top of the iCADE to get your game on. Now you can purchase an iPad and be assured it will be put to good use.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/iCade.shtml

My First Bacon - You've got a friend in (plush) meat!

"I'm Bacon!" This adorable talking plush has stolen our hearts. Seriously, who would have thought that a stuffed strip of bacon would be so freakin' cute? But despite being cute, the My First Bacon serves a very important purpose. His job is to convince all wee geeks of the culinary superiority of smoked pork products. After all, you wouldn't want your kid to grow up baconless! (Sorry, veggie-folks, but Fake'un just isn't the same!) We don't advocate brainwashing your children, but we do want to ensure the next generation of nerds appreciates bacon like we do. Make My First Bacon your wee geek's best friend.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml

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Monolith Action Figure - Zero points of articulation!

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Remember the tagline for the movie 2010? "The year we make contact." And so it is, in miniature form. The Monolith Action figure is perfectly in scale with other action figures, so you can make your own evolutionary leaping dioramas. It has 0 points of articulation, so you don't have to worry about it bending in half or anything. It will help your paperclips, your stapler, even your tape dispenser evolve into sentient life forms. So long as your desk isn't on Europa. 'Cause you gotta leave Europa alone.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/monolith-action-figure.shtml

moodINQ - E-Ink Programmable Tattoo System

This is the one tattoo you'll never regret! When the rep from moodInq(R) came to ThinkGeek HQ to demonstrate the programmable tattoo system, we had to pick our jaws up off the floor. Since we know tons of geeks that would love a tattoo--just not permanently!--we had to get these for you. After getting the proprietary E-Ink "canvas" tattooed where you want it, just plug the wand into your computer's USB port, select your (or design your own) artwork, and then run the wand over your E-Ink canvas to transfer the tattoo. Change your tattoo to suit your mood--no commitment required!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/moodinq-tattoo.shtml

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Screaming Chef's Knife - It does what it says

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Turn the dial at the end of the handle to select the object you'll be cutting and when you slice through it, you'll hear an appropriate (and distressing) sound effect. Never forget your steak comes from Bessie the Cow again! MOOOOO! MOOOOOOO! Let the screams of terrified poultry ring out in your kitchen while you prep your teriyaki stir fry. The knife even cries for you when you cut onions and plays a victory jingle when you slice your birthday cake. You can even record your own custom sounds for special occasions. Cutting the wedding cake? A man screams. The possibilities are only limited by the limitations of what's possible. It's that simple.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/screaming-knife.shtml

Tribbles & Bits Breakfast Cereal - Free Captain Pike toy in every box!!

Do you know what the real trouble with Tribbles is? It's that they're so darn tasty in milk! But don't worry, not only are they tasty, they're fantastically nutritious. Full of whole grains, fiber (so you can "Boldly Go"), vitamins, and minerals, Tribbles are not just part of a balanced breakfast--they ARE a balanced breakfast. And because of how fast Tribbles breed, if you eat this box at a normal rate, they will refill it every twelve hours. So one box is all you need. Ever. Tribbles & Bits: two scoops (of Tribbles) in every bowl.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tribbles-and-bits.shtml

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Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock - For 108-minute nap lovers

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Our very own Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock comes with two alarm settings: one-minute warning and electromagnetic cataclysm mode and has a 23-year warranty--if you have it that long before your house implodes, that is. So if you're stuck in the Swan, listening to your Motown tunes, lamenting the fact that you killed your partner, this is the alarm clock for you. If you have no idea what we're talking about, it's not.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/dharma-alarm-clock.shtml

Tell Me Your Secrets Bear - Sweet, cuddly, and a spy for Mom and Dad

The Tell Me Your Secrets Bear is an adorable plush that will be your wee geek's closest confidante. When hugged, he'll profess his love for your child, and stress that friends always share their secrets. He'll ask, "Do you have a secret, best friend? You can tell me anything." When the bear completes a trigger phrase, the audio and video turns on, recording your child's secrets, which are then wirelessly transmitted to you via email (or Twitter). Of course, mostly you'll hear things like, "I really wish Mommy would cook more bacon" or "Is this real life?" but every once in a while, you'll get valuable intelligence that will help you become a more casually despotic parent. We guarantee it.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/secrets-bear.shtml

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Canned Unicorn Meat - Tastes like sparkly chicken

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For the discerning foodies in our audience, we bring this exciting new product imported from Ireland. Canned unicorn meat is the caviar of the 21st century. Sparkly, savory, crispy, crunchy: unicorn meat hits every flavor note and makes our tongues joyful. (Sparkly is a flavor note--you just don't know it yet.) Unicorn is also the most humane meat source since they die of natural causes before they are processed into food. You won't believe the life a unicorn leads in the months prior to its death, thanks to the wonderful Sisters of Radiant Luminescence. Click to learn more.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml

The Great Apple Newton Giveaway - Better than another free iPad

Everyone and their grandma is giving away an iPad, but not us. Okay, we are too. But the 16 GB Wi-Fi iPad is for the unlucky runner-up winner. The grand prize winner will get an original 1993 H1000 Apple Newton MessagePad. (It can send a fax. The iPad can't.) Both winners will receive ThinkGeek shopping sprees, too. What are you waiting for? Go enter, nerds!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/contests/newtongiveaway.shtml

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