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Happy Twenty-Ten!

We hope you had a fantabulous holiday season and that you're ready to conquer the new year with the greatest of geek gusto. Our monkeys have recovered from the holiday madness and are back to finding the coolest toys, gear, and gadgets of 2010 for you. (Since it's the future now, we're on the lookout for flying cars.) Timmy asked his Twitter friends for help coming up with a resolution, and came up with these: more caffeine & bacon, less poo-flinging, and 2560x1440. Oh, and cleaning out the warehouse!

Up to 83.347225 Off! Our warehouse is stuffed like our bellies after nomming too many holiday cookies. Help us clean our plate?
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What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Pi Shower Curtain - Irrationality in shower curtain form

If your images were on you'd see Pi Shower Curtain - Irrationality in shower curtain form

If you asked Sheldon to recite the first 100 digits of pi, he wouldn't. Not because he was unable--rather because he believes 100 digits is an unacceptably small level of precision suitable only for urban engineering and baked goods. He would, instead, direct you into his bathroom where, displayed proudly, approximately 4,600 digits of pi make up the masking pattern on his shower curtain. In fact, he's been able to recite 10,000 digits of pi since the third grade, and finds the process of recitation always leaves him parched and sweaty. The Pi Shower Curtain is merely a natural evolution of that process. $29.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/cfd3/

USB Lightsaber Lamp - Put it on your desk, you will

You know what your desk at work needs? A lightsaber. Yeah, we know, it seems obvious, but we'll bet you don't have one. Besides, with most offices frowning upon "real" weapons, you can sneak this one in under the radar. It's just a novelty lamp. A novelty lamp that can slice your enemies in half! Just pull the fully charged saber out of its base and start slicing and dicing. Perfect for the Star Wars fan or disgruntled office worker. Maybe you're both? Great! $25.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/ca91/

If your images were on you'd see USB Lightsaber Lamp - Put it on your desk, you will

Steel Wallet Tools - Micro toolbox in your billfold

If your images were on you'd see Steel Wallet Tools - Micro toolbox in your billfold

Your wallet thinks it's pretty hot stuff. It stores important items like money and credit cards. You watch it like a hawk and never let it out of your sight. But now you can give your wallet a bionic upgrade with handy steel wallet tools and help it achieve true greatness. These stainless steel cards are about the size of a regular credit card, but rather than putting you in debt they help you perform handy tasks. Choose from a bottle opener, ice scraper, spanner wrench, or even guitar picks... perfect for your inner MacGyver. $6.99 - $9.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/cea8/

Love Is in the Air - Pheromones all around

Here in the t-shirt bastion of ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we're ready for spring. That could be because we're tired of shoveling our cars out, or it could be that we have some love-themed apparel offerings for the upcoming holiday. So that you can emote your love, there's Less Than Three in both men's and babydoll styles. A new Offline Mode cami is perfect for geek girls lounging around the house or beach. And we have a new science-themed onesie for when a man and a woman less than three each other very much. Plus, don't miss a new hat and apron below. $12.99 - $19.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/newshirts/20100112.shtml

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Futurama Action Figures - Better than Benderbrau and Slurm!

If your images were on you'd see Futurama Action Figures - Better than Benderbrau and Slurm!

Is your family belligerent and numerous? Do they steal your toys and break them, causing you to cry on the inside? What are you to do, shy of performing a few mercy killings? You could beam them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no tribble at all, but we haven't seen any Klingon ships floating about this area lately. Try this solution on for size--buy toys that you can keep at work! $27.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/ce2e/

Briefcase USB Turntable - Turntable rips vinyl stealthily

At first glance this turntable appears to be a mysterious black briefcase. Perhaps it contains the secret documents to the Death Star? Maybe it's got $100,000 in cash in unmarked bills inside? Pop open the latches and take a look inside to find a high-quality belt-driven turntable. The built-in speakers allow self contained playback of all the vinyl you can shake a stick at... and that's quite a bit. What's more, however, is the integrated USB port, which allows you to convert your oldfangled vinyl into newfangled digital audio files. $69.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/digital-conversion/c8b0/

If your images were on you'd see Briefcase USB Turntable - Turntable rips vinyl stealthily

Star Wars Play Dough - Save the galaxy yourself

If your images were on you'd see Star Wars Play Dough - Save the galaxy yourself

The perfect Play-Doh playset for your precious padawan. This is the droid you're looking for: this R2 unit comes with six tools to make all your squishy Star Wars dreams come true. Squeeze out lightsabers in every color of the rainbow, create your own Obi-Wan Kenobi, save the galaxy! Buy it, you must. Love it, you will. $19.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/3-7-years/ceb9/

Saber Practice Bokken - Prepare for your saber battle

Just as a Samurai will not practice with his or her best katana, so a Jedi Knight will not practice with his or her best lightsaber. Why? Well, for one, you don't want to invent a cool new move only to chop your own head off practicing it. And further more, you don't want to damage your costly lightsaber and not have it ready for battle. What's a Jedi to do? Easy. Just get one of these affordable saber substitutes. The Saber Practice Bokken is perfect for developing your skills while preserving your best weapon for Sith smashing (or Jedi destruction if your saber swings to the dark side). $24.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/c7a0/

If your images were on you'd see Saber Practice Bokken - Prepare for your saber battle

NEW Despair Posters - The jaded shall inherit the earth

If your images were on you'd see NEW Despair Posters - The jaded shall inherit the earth

Everyone else is making New Year's resolutions, but you know better. While they're all like, "I'm going to the gym EVERY DAY!" or "I'm going to apply to 10 jobs a week until I get out of this dump!" you just smirk and sip your coffee. You know that within a month, everybody will have abandoned their goals in favor of the old, familiar stench of Business As Usual. Decorate your cube with posters that show you know the real meaning of words like Challenges, Perseverance, and Priorities. $15.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisit.cgi?t=bitterjoy

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Double Tap Baseball Cap - This hat protects your brains

Double Tap Baseball Cap - This hat protects your brains - $14.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hats-ties/d175/

Sketch-Art LED Art Pad - Easily make your own LED art

Sketch-Art LED Art Pad - Easily make your own LED art - $49.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/d15e/

TARDIS Cell Phone Charm - Telephone call, Doctor

TARDIS Cell Phone Charm - Telephone call, Doctor - $9.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/a150/

Empire Strikes Back 30th Anniversary Playing Cards

Empire Strikes Back 30th Anniversary Playing Cards - $9.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/cec1/

BUGS Stainless Steel Insects - Foldable metal insect infestation

BUGS Stainless Steel Insects - Foldable metal insect infestation - $11.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/science/ceaf/

Brewzkey Beverage Key - The key to your beverage

Brewzkey Beverage Key - The key to your beverage - $2.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/d132/

Inflatable D20 - So big it rolls 40s

Inflatable D20 - So big it rolls 40s - $11.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/cf7e/

Larson Scanner Electronics Kit - So solder we all

Larson Scanner Electronics Kit - So solder we all - $14.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/science/cca8/

bOOleO Boolean Logic Card Game - Fun AND logic gates

bOOleO Boolean Logic Card Game - Fun AND logic gates - $11.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/c165/

Yoda Cell Phone Charm - Alert you wisely, he will

Yoda Cell Phone Charm - Alert you wisely, he will - $9.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/c99c/

Come to the Dark Side Apron - Not your grandma's apron

Come to the Dark Side Apron - Not your grandma's apron - $19.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/d0b2/

Nerd Baby ABC Flashcards - For the budding genius

Nerd Baby ABC Flashcards - For the budding genius - $19.99
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/cef9/

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