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Attention ThinkGeek Shoppers!

What's that thing that just flew out of nowhere and smacked us in our collective faces? Oh right, it's the holiday season and boy does it smell delicious! And with all the wookie cookie-baking, USB light-stringing, Cthulu tree-topping, Klingon carol-singing, and Festivus party-organizing, we have to admit that finding the time to buy gifts is a little like finding the time to not play video games. Luckily for you, there's plenty of time left. Timmy and crew are at the helm, ready to ship you bundles of holiday joy, mirth, and commercialized merriment at a moment's notice! Here's proof...

There's still time to order using UPS Ground Shipping! Shipping to Western US? Order by 11:59pm EST, Tuesday 12/15. Shipping to Eastern US? Order by 11:59pm EST Friday 12/18.

What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

The Wand: Programmable TV Remote - Swish & flick to control

If your images were on you'd see The Wand: Programmable TV Remote - Swish & flick to control

The Wand is the TV remote used by only the most discerning witches, wizards, and maybe a couple of Muggles. The wisdom of many an ancient sage went into this beautiful magical masterwork. Control your TV with the flick of a wrist or an imperceptible twitch of the tip of the wand. But beware, as with all magical objects, some learning is necessary before you can master your household Beast of HD Pictures. But soon, with a joyous flourish, you will be the undisputed Head of House.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/home-entertainment/cf9b/

The Torch Flashlight - So bright it can cook an egg

The weather outside is frightful! But you've got your TaunTaun Sleeping Bag, a fireplace, and the ingredients for s'mores. Oh, and the world's most powerful flashlight. Seriously, just aim it at the kindling in your fireplace and watch it smolder, smoke, and then go up in flames! So nice and toasty. The Torch flashlight can melt plastic, burn paper, cook eggs, and smooshify marshmallows. But don't turn it on yourself--it's like being punched in the face by the sun. Check the video if you don't believe us.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/cd85/

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Star Wars iPhone Cases - Missing the Emperor's call is NOT an option

If your images were on you'd see Star Wars iPhone Cases - Missing the Emperor's call is NOT an option

Dropped your phone at the cantina and now it's in the shop? OMG, what happens when the Emperor calls? You can't just be like, "Oh, sorry Master, I had to leave my phone at the Genius Bar." Force Choke incoming! Protect your most vital piece of technology with Imperially stylish iPhone cases in hard plastic and silicone. The Universe is a dangerous place, so be safe, dark ones.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/cf94/

Open Source Commemorative Coins - Tux on a coin

These coins serve three purposes. First, they are a beautiful, palpable reminder of your love of and membership in the open source community. Second, three dollars from each coin sale gets donated to the Free Software Foundation. And finally, you can use it as a challenge coin. The challenge is made at your local watering hole with your friends. You slap down your coin, as do your friends. If anyone doesn't have their coin, they buy the round of drinks. Tux = refreshments. Sometimes, it's good to be a Penguin (or Gnu).
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/cf1d/

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Star Wars Poker Chip Set - Play with the galaxy

If your images were on you'd see Star Wars Poker Chip Set - Play with the galaxy

Know a Star Wars geek who loves to play poker? This handsome poker set comes in a heavy-duty black case with 72 LED lights that make your chips glow like lightsaber blades. Russell Walks drew the images for the chips, which include Obi-Wan, Luke, Vader, and Yoda. Also included in the set are two casino-quality decks of Star Wars poker cards and a Death Star dealer button in chromed metal. It's a must for anyone who wants their poker game to glow with the power of the Force.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/ce69/

SpyKee Wifi Robot - Controllable from anywhere in the world

He's so adorable no one will suspect him of being your eyes and ears. Control SpyKee remotely from anywhere in the world with an internet connection. He can guard your room and snap pics of intruders, catch your cat in the act of dipping his paw in the fish tank and play a scary noise to spook him away, and send the message to your kids (or spouse!) that there are NO COOKIES BEFORE DINNER. He's the cutest little enforcer ever.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/cf4e/

If your images were on you'd see SpyKee Wifi Robot - Controllable from anywhere in the world

Fusion Silicon Finger Tongs - Nimble, super heat resistant

If your images were on you'd see Fusion Silicon Finger Tongs - Nimble, super heat resistant

You're cooking dinner, sauteing up a pile of delicousness in your pan. When it comes time to eat, removing cooked yummies from the pan often means damaging your morsels or dropping them onto the floor. Bad form. You'll never win Top Chef that way! Next time just reach into that blazing hot pan with these tongs on your hands. Don't worry--they're heat resistant up to 500 degrees Fahrenheit! All the control of using your bare hands without the emergency room visit and painful skin grafts!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/ce4a/

Kuku Impenatrable Metal Ball - Solve it for chance to win $$

The Kuku Puzzle is driving us cuckoo here at ThinkGeek. We keep passing the shiny metal sphere around the office, but nobody can figure out how to open it. Even our smartest monkeys are totally stumped. There just doesn't seem to be a way to get it open! It's quite possibly even harder than the Isis Puzzle, which we also can't solve. If you want the ultimate bragging rights of being smarter than a ThinkGeek monkey, you need to solve the Kuku (or Isis, or both!) and send us pictures so we might sing your praises and laud you as some sort of shiny brushed metal puzzle deity.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/cf44/

If your images were on you'd see Kuku Impenatrable Metal Ball - Solve it for chance to win $$

iMote - Kid-friendly remote control

If your images were on you'd see iMote - Kid-friendly remote control

As parents, you're always looking for ways to give your children independence and responsibility without giving them more than they can handle. There may be 300+ TV channels, but you can count on one hand the ones you'd let your wee geek watch. (And even Discovery Channel has those shows with animals playing unsuccessful games of leapfrog. AWKWARD.) Program the iMote with 5 kid-friendly channels, hand it to your geekling and watch their confidence soar when they can channel surf all by themselves!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geek-kids/1-3-years/b83d/

Quick Blurbs !!

Amazing Goodies on Sale to Tempt You Amazingly

Amazing Goodies on Sale to Tempt You Amazingly
http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/on-sale/

The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag - It's in stock!!

The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag - It's in stock!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/

Dr. Timmy's Kinelumic Torch - Steampunktastic stocking stuffer

Dr. Timmy's Kinelumic Torch - Steampunktastic stocking stuffer
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/cbde/

USB Heated Blanket - Stay warm in your frigid office

USB Heated Blanket - Stay warm in your frigid office
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/cf6d/

Salt & Pepper Robots - Please pass the salt robot

Salt & Pepper Robots - Please pass the salt robot
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/cf87/

Digidudes - Portable camera tripod with attitude

Digidudes - Portable camera tripod with attitude
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/cameras-photography/c569/

Wireless 7-day Weather Forecaster - Color shifting backlight

Wireless 7-day Weather Forecaster - Color shifting backlight
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/9f8a/

Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction - 35 devices of mayhem

Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction - 35 devices of mayhem
http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/nonfiction/cdfa/

Non-Slip Desktop Gadget Holder with 4 Port USB Hub

Non-Slip Desktop Gadget Holder with 4 Port USB Hub
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/usb-gadgets/c96e/

Glow in the Dark Odd Pods Cacti Pals - Grow some cacti

Glow in the Dark Odd Pods Cacti Pals - Grow some cacti
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/science/c6e4/

Control-a-Dog Remote Control - Now, you're in control

Control-a-Dog Remote Control - Now, you're in control
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/cf8b/

Green 532nm LaserShades - For your eyes only

Green 532nm LaserShades - For your eyes only
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/cdac/

Team Fortress 2 Mug - Big enough for the Heavy

Team Fortress 2 Mug - Big enough for the Heavy
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/mugs/cedf/

The Path Puzzle - Brings you zen & insanity at once

The Path Puzzle - Brings you zen & insanity at once
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/be76/

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