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The ThinkGeek Newsletter!

December 5, 2007

Attention ThinkGeek Shoppers!

Whilst you are browsing our virtual aisles, we are here in our secret underground bunker dropping prices on select choice geek products. Keep reading to learn how you can save some money shopping for that special geek in your life, even if it's you. Should you fancy yourself the auspicious type, read on to find out how to take a stab at winning our $1000 shopping spree sweepstakes. Now that's a lot of titanium sporks and caffeinated soap! All the gory details are below, plus a Pop Quiz* at the end to see if you're paying attention.

Get $5 off your order of $30 or more. Read on to learn more!

Holiday Mega Deals!

Do you still have shopping to do? Well, you're in luck! Using a highly complicated and proprietary process involving quantum chemistry and molecular bananology, our Chief Science Officer, Timmy R Simian has distilled a portion of a mole of merchandise at amazing discounts, but only for a limited time. We've included some of the deals in this here email, but there are so many more! Be sure to check out our entire list of mega deals and Happy Shopping!

Cool stuff on sale!

Click Here to See All of Our Holiday Mega Deals...



Featured Steals @ ThinkGeek !!

Spend $30 and get $5 Off Your Next Order - So Say We All

Is that cash burning a hole through your pocket like a death ray through stellar matter? We think not. As a geek, you probably have enough dough to grab that latest graphics card, while you are content to subsist on crackers and noodles until the next check arrives. We feel you. And we can help. Simply rack up $30 or more in goodies to your shopping cart (excluding shipping and taxes), then during checkout enter the following promo code to get $5 off your order: RAMEN Make haste, mortals! Offer expires 12/09/2007!

Spend $30 and get $5 Off Your Next Order - So Say We All

Ion USB Cassette Deck - $99.99 for 48 hours only! Save $50 off the Regular Price.

Ion USB Cassette Deck - $99.99 for 48 hours only! Save $50 off the Regular Price.

Don't let your audio cassettes die a slow and lonely death moldering in your basement for years. Liberate them digitally with the Ion USB Cassette Deck. Simply plug this high-quality dual cassette deck into the USB port on your PC (Windows or Mac) and use the included Audacity software to rip your vinyl directly to MP3 (or WAV format) for playback on all your newfangled devices like the iPod. Now $99.99 for 48 hours only! That's $50 off the regular price.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/audio/9778/

Micro Spy Remote - Stuff your Stockings and Save $3 on two remotes or $9 on Three!

This little universal remote is the newest (secret) weapon in your arsenal to confuse hoards of TV viewers and perhaps save the free world as we know it. In seconds (just hold the mute button until the TV target mutes), you can take control of almost any television set. A perfect stocking stuffer for the spies in your life. Now buy two remotes and save $3, or grab three remotes and we'll knock off $9.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/9a06/

Micro Spy Remote - Stuff your Stockings and Save $3 on two remotes or $9 on Three!

Palm-Z Mini Indoor R/C Airplane - Buy Two Planes for $49.99 and Save $10!

Palm-Z Mini Indoor R/C Airplane - Buy Two Planes for $49.99 and Save $10!

The Palm-Z Mini Indoor R/C Airplane has a wingspan of only 8" and weighs less than 10 grams. But don't let the tiny size deceive you, this beauty is a fully functional indoor flyer with digital proportional speed control. Now you can get two of these mini-planes to fly with a friend and barnstorm your living room. Save $10 and buy two Palm-Zs for only $49.99.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/93cf/

USB Doomsday Device Hub - Save 20%

The holidays are about family and friends (and presents!). But at the office, sometimes "holiday cheer" is forced on you by your officemates. As the days go on and the tinkling tunes and twinkling lights shove your mind closer and closer to the boundary of your sanity, something must be done. We hear your cry, and we say unto you, "Take solace, friend. Save some cash and get thyself a USB Doomsday Device Hub. Power thy peripherals and use the Red Button when thou canst notst takest any more...st!"
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/9116/

USB Doomsday Device Hub - Save 20%

Touchscreen Cell Phone/PDA Wristwatch - Now only $199.99! Save $50 off the Regular Price

Touchscreen Cell Phone/PDA Wristwatch - Now only $199.99! Save $50 off the Regular Price

Amazingly, this wristwatch is a fully functioning cell phone with a touch screen and built-in tiny stylus. Since this Dick Tracy style gadget is an unlocked GSM phone you just pop your existing sim card out of the top of your existing cell phone (AT&T/Cingular or T-Mobile only please) and insert it into the back of the watch and power it up. Call your original cell phone number and your wrist starts ringing. Now only $199.99! Save $50 off the Regular Price
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/9c9d/

R/C Pirate vs. Ninja - Hilarity meets universal foes - 40% off

"Ahoy Landlubbers! Pirate here. Just be wanting to say 'eat pegleg, bastards', for your lily-livered belief that Ninja can best me. May you swab the decks for an eternity and never meet rope's end. As for you Ninja, I'll hang ye by the gibbet, ye grog-snarfing sneaky sea bass of a warrior." You heard it here, folks, Pirate just challenged Ninja *again*. Play out the duel yourselves with this ThinkGeek exclusive, and do so now for 40% off for a limited time only! Arrrgghhh:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/994f/

R/C Pirate vs. Ninja - Hilarity meets universal foes - 40% off

Gamercize PS2 Sport Stepper and Cycle - Almost half priced

Gamercize PS2 Sport Stepper and Cycle - Almost half priced

That Playstation2, believe it or not, is STILL the number one gaming console in the world! You can utilize the power of its awesome arsenal of games to motivate you to lose that gut. Wile away the hours in a fragfest, when suddenly you realize you've burned an extra 500 calories! The Gamercize GZ Sport is at super-happy-fun closeout pricing, so get yours while there's still time!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/gadgetscomputing/98ed/

New Cube World Environments - Block Bash and Global Getaway!

The new Cube World super environments are here! These giant colorful blocks connect up your entire collection of cube world citizens, giving them new worlds to explore, and exciting new ways to interact. Send them on vacation, or organize a backyard barbecue! $5 off introductory price each for a limited time!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7b24/

New Cube World Environments - Block Bash and Global Getaway!

Mvix Wireless HD Media Center - $249.99 until Monday! (12/10) Save $50 off the Regular Price.

Mvix Wireless HD Media Center - $249.99 until Monday! (12/10) Save $50 off the Regular Price.

This amazing device from Mvix is essentially a hard drive enclosure tricked out the yin-yang. Supply your own drive and connect its component or DVI output to your HD Television. Play movie files (including VOB files) off of the internal hard drive at HD resolution, or stream movies from your PC via wi-fi. You can even play MP3 files and view photos on your TV. Now only $249.99 until Monday 12/10. $50 less than the regular price.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/drives/8e50/

Save on Digital Photo Frames - From $10 to $40 off the Regular Price!

These high-res digital photo frames look sharp and won't scare your wallet. With real wood frames and support for a myriad of media cards, these frames will work with almost any digital camera. The included remote allows you to jump between photos, or zoom up on a photo without leaving your chair. Even play MP3 files as background music with the built in speakers. Now save even more just in time for the holidays!
8" Digital Photo Frame - $109.99... SAVE $10
10.4" Digital Photo Frame - $139.99... SAVE $40
15" Gigantor Photo Frame - $239.99... SAVE $10
http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisit.cgi?t=digitalconvergence

Save on Digital Photo Frames - From $10 to $40 off the Regular Price!

Enter To Win A $1000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree

Enter To Win A $1000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree

That's right, one lucky duck will win the chance to add up to $1000 to their virtual ThinkGeek shopping cart and we'll pick up the tab! Get more details and enter to win below. Winner will be selected on December 22nd, 2007! Only one entry per household and those attempting duplicate entries will be larted until they squeal, then discarded with extreme prejudice and administrative glee (using AJAX of course). Try and get lucky with ThinkGeek right here:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/contests/shoppingspree.shtml

Quick Blurbs !!

Fiendish Japanese Pocket Puzzle

Fiendish Japanese Pocket Puzzles - Back In Stock
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9c83/

Humping USB Dog

USB Humping Dogs - Back in stock
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9c89/

Stikfas

Stikfas - New flavor: Ninja Duel 2-Pack
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/70d9/

Molecular Keychain

Molecular Keychain - Your daily molecule
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/9ef9/

Molecular Earrings

Molecular Earrings - Caffeine, Dopamine, Serotonin
http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/jewelry/9efe/

Boba Fett Bobble Head

Boba Fett Bobble Head - Bobble Fett - Hah!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/9c73/

Super Mario Sound FX Keychain

Super Mario Sound FX Keychain - Back in stock
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/98db/

How to Survive a Horror Movie

How to Survive a Horror Movie - Back in stock
http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/94db/

Polarity  - Magnetic Boardgame

Polarity Magnetic Board Game - back in stock
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/games/786f/

New Geek Points Deals!

Hey folks, we've added some groovy new Geek Point promotions so that you can get some more stuff on the cheap when you want. Remember that these deals all require different amounts of geek points to redeem, so check out the Geek Points Rewards page for all the details. Here we go!

Jolt Spearmint

Get Free Jolt Spearmint Gum w/$15

FREE Micro Spy Remote w/ $15 purchase

FREE Micro Spy Remote w/ $15 purchase

Spend $15, Get A Multi-tool Money Clip

Spend $15, Get A Multi-tool Money Clip

FREE Snowbot with $15 purchase

FREE Snowbot with $15 purchase

Spend $15 and get a Free USB Plasma Ball

Spend $15 and get a Free USB Plasma Ball

Free PowerSquid with $15 Purchase!

Free PowerSquid with $15 Purchase!

Spend $15, Get A Free Red Fog Blaster

Spend $15, Get A Free Red Fog Blaster

Get A Free R/C Pirate vs. Ninja w/ $15 Purchase

Get A Free R/C Pirate vs. Ninja w/ $15 Purchase

Free USB Doomsday Device Hub with $15 purchase

Free USB Doomsday Device Hub with $15 purchase

Get the scoop right here on these fresh geek points promos: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geekpoints/rewards.shtml

And, if you want to know more about our Geek Points program, here ya go: http://www.thinkgeek.com/geekpoints/

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*Pop Quiz, (or) How To Save Some Bucks At ThinkGeek This Holiday:

#1) There are some nifty Holiday deals and sales here that unless I'm a professional wrestler, I will definitely enjoy:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/holidaydeals/
a) True b) False

#2) If I choose to exercise my constitutional right to geek points, there are some terrifically new offers right here:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geekpoints/rewards.shtml
a) True b) False

#3) If I want to win the $1000 ThinkGeek shopping spree, I can wish really really hard, or I can just enter here:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/contests/shoppingspree.shtml
a) True b) False

#4) I can save $5 on orders of $30 or more by using the promo code 'RAMEN' during checkout and I can't bend metals with willpower alone:
a) True b) False

#5) I can't believe ThinkGeek made me read this far. I curse thee!
a) True b) False

Add up your points and trade them in for hugs!

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