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January 10, 2006

Hello!

ThinkGeek would like to just give a big shout out to all of our customers and say Happy New Year. So, here goes... "Happy New Year! And here's to a prosperous 2006 for everybody, especially Tavern Keepers." You see, the Sumerians were the first recorded folks to celebrate the New Year over 4000 years ago. But they also regularly put to death Tavern Keepers who diluted or overcharged for beer. Good times. So, put down that ale and take a gander at some choice offers and deals to kick off 2006 from the only e-commerce store on the planet who cites Sumerian laws in an awkward attempt to showcase the latest in techno-gear...

Free Lava Lamp with a $25 purchase!
Want to spruce up your desk with a groovy accessory sure to start an awesome party? Well turn down the lights, turn up the ELO, and come on over to ThinkGeek to get yourself a free clear USB Lava Lamp with a purchase of $25 or more. Just use the code DISCO during checkout, and your Lava Lamp will be stuck in your cart, for like no cost, man. Totally cool...
Use code DISCO in checkout!
Offer expires 11:59pm Eastern time, January 17, 2006.
Free Lava Lamp with a $25 purchase!


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Wake Up On Our Nickel

Get The Neverlate Alarm Clock FREE with any $15 Purchase and 2000 Geek Points! The Neverlate is a stylish looking clock with an alarm for everyday of the week. Never miss a PhD thesis defense again and still sleep in on hump days when you wanna! Offer expires Jan 31st, 2006:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/788e/

Wake Up On Our Nickel

Save Plenty Of $ On Our Geeked Out Goodies

Save Plenty Of $ On Our Geeked Out Goodies

We have recently beefed up our Clearance section with choice goodies; like our popular STFU UNIVERSITY shirt, LED Light Bulbs, some PENNY ARCADE merchandise, Leatherman Micras, books, and a whole bunch of other goodies, gadgets, gizmos and swag. Why? We are simply overstocked! Save some hard-earned cash here for that HDTV linux-based PVR you plan to build:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/clearance/

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