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April 1, 2005 |
Hello!
Every so often ThinkGeek stumbles upon a handful of products with the perfect mix of utility, edginess, high-design and value. Products that just rip straight through your frontal lobe and scream into your soul, then into your wallets. Unfortunately, today isn't one of those occasions. To make it up to you we decided to give away a wicked limited edition free t-shirt for one day only. No foolin...
Free April 1st Anagram T-shirt W/Purchase - 1 Day Only
Spend $10 Or More At ThinkGeek Today & We'll Send You A Free Shirt
Get this shirt free TODAY ONLY!! An otherwise unavailable limited run t-shirt is yours free! Just spend at least $10 dollars on anything other than the shirt on our site today (4/1/2005), add this shirt to your cart, and we'll do the rest. What's on the shirt? An anagram, that's what! Fake ghostlike photons. You're supposed to be the smarty pants, you figure it out. And, hey, remember, we don't offer free stuff in jest, we're good for it! We ain't joking around here kids, get this shirt free NOW. TODAY ONLY!
Your life may just depend upon it:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/05shirt.shtml
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What's New @ ThinkGeek !!
SkyTag™ - Green Laser Pointer Aircraft Tracker
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We've always been enamored of the green laser pointer here at ThinkGeek. The way it looks, the way it points, that mesmerizing green beam it projects. But we became tired of pointing such an advanced piece of physics on the white board, or using it to mess with cats and dogs. That's why we created SkyTag™, the world's first GPS green laser pointer mounted in a motorized base that allows you to track and tag aircraft at your own convenience! Pointing your green laser pointer has never been more risky!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tracker.shtml
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iCopulate™ - Quickly transfer files from iPod to iPod
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ThinkGeek understands that both you and your iPod need love and attachment every so often. That's why we created the iCopulate™. This sleek and sexy device allows you to mate two consenting second generation or later iPods together for an experience nobody will forget. Transfer music and files between iPods digitally without a computer! Have a pal with great iPod songs you've been wanting to own? Why wait? iCopulate™ now. It's simply great pod on pod action that's reasonably priced and fun to watch.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/icopulate.shtml
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Fundue™ - USB Desktop Fondue Set
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Here at the ThinkGeek offices we are surrounded by those traditional suburbia food traps. The typical crappy deli and the occasional edible pizza. So, we decided we would take desktop food culture into our own hands and we created the Fundue™, a USB powered desktop culinary experience that will transform your lunches to a new realm. Get instantly sophisticated now!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/fundue.shtml
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SnoozAlert™ - World's first sleep and then awake aid
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For generations folks have been taking medicines to fall asleep and stimulants to wake up. The problem with this routine is not the damage done to the body and mind, but rather the idiocy of not realizing it can all be accomplished with a single pill. Enter SnoozAlert™. The World's first 'Sleep And Awake Aid' in a single pill. Every pill features a knock-out quantity of dream-inducing goodness and also a specially formulated time-released caffeine component that would wake up a bear in winter. Check out the World's first alarm clock pill right here.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snoozalert.shtml
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Executive Desktop PONG - with wireless bluetooth paddles
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In honor of the video game that started the gaming revolution, ThinkGeek has created the ultimate desktop PONG console. This small footprint, Hi-styled unit features a DLP Multi-LED projector, an OLED touchscreen display, and a pair of bluetooth wireless paddles that will allow you to play the original game of PONG anywhere you can find a flat surface. In style. One or two players baby. It's the most blinged out PONG console humankind will ever create. And it pays ultimate homage to what was the most important paradigm shift in computing the world will ever realize. Just imagine the wizardry of PONG with the benefit of modern technology and you'll know why we created this masterpiece. Ping. Bling. Pong.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/pong.shtml
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MegaMags™ - Life size version of popular desktop Magnetic sets
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MegaMags™ are the most extreme magnetic home and outdoor construction kit money can buy. Specially built for those who aren't satisfied with building magnetic structures at their desk. MegaMags™ are life size magnetic rod and ball kits and can help you to build some of the most massive magnetic erections in the comfort of your own back yard or parking lot!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/megamags.shtml
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