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April 1, 2004

Hello!

Ostensibly, most of you heard from us just a week ago, the temporal proximity of which would normally preclude us from sending this very email whose photons now bounce from monitor to retinal cortex, like flawed minds to choice. Ergo, doh! But aside from portraying The Architect, we recently stumbled across some stuff that we just needed to let you know about sooner than later...and today is the only day we can do it! Honest...

Free Binary Shirt

Free April 1st Binary T-shirt W/Purchase

1 Day Only!

One Day Only Promotion!! An otherwise unavailable limited run t-shirt is yours free! Just spend at least $10 dollars on anything on our site today (4/1/2004), visit the page below, and we'll do the rest. What's on the shirt? Um, not too much, just a message written in binary. Feel free to checkout the website if you are really curious and you have your trusty binary decoder in pocket. Otherwise, trust us! It probably says something like 'I Am So Smart' or 'Not Killed By A Bunny' or something like that. And, hey, remember, we don't offer free stuff in jest, we're good for it!


http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tshirt.shtml



What's New @ ThinkGeek !!

Gastron® - Remote Controlled Hunger Eliminator

RC Gastron®

Forget the ludicrous trends of lo-carb diets, fat burning pills and dangerous cosmetic surgeries. Instead think of what really makes you lump up the pounds. Feeling hungry! It doesn't take an assembly programmer to realize that the simple solution for this fundamental cause is simply NOT to feel hungry. Easier said than done you might think. Not so! Not with the Gastron(tm). Simply swallow the smallish indigestible inflatable base station, turn on the remote control and you can instantly and safely change the fullness level of your stomach from anywhere (even the web!) Go from 'i need a chocolate cake' to 'i just ate a horse' in seconds without the calories OR the guilt! Approved by most agencies!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/gastron.shtml

PC HabiCase - Small Furry Animal Paradise

Here at ThinkGeek we've realized that with the prevalence of home computers - and more recently, the Internet - folks are frequently forgetting to tend to their little furry friends. Sure you might have one of those auto-feeders and a three-month supply of water that allows your hamster to maintain its life functions - but your little buddy needs quality time and attention too! Now you can spend the rest of your life with your gerbil or hamster using our PC Habitrail case! A maze of interconnected tunnels weaves in and out of your PC allowing your tiny compadre to remember how much you used to care:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/habicase.shtml

PC Habicase

Pet Computer Viruses - Starter Collection

Pet Computer Viruses - Starter Collection

Computer Viruses are just as important a part of our computer history and our technological evolution as the piece of software that you are using to view this sentence. And like their biological counterpart, they can be just as interesting to classify, study and inspect. To this effect, ThinkGeek has assembled some of the more notorious Viruses from the nineties up through present day and placed them all on a linux embedded device housed in an attractive four inch square piano black casing. A side-mounted RJ45 jack allows you to SSH in from anywhere on the network to study, manipulate, and care for your new pets using a host of GNU tools and shells. May attempt escape but rarely needs feeding!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/virus.shtml

PC EZ-Bake Oven In A 5 1/4 Inch Bay Drive

Long gone are the days when you need to leave your desk to get that poptart into the toaster or that hot pocket into the microwave. Just connect your PC EZ-Bake Oven into an available 5 1/4" bay, plug in the included molex connector for power, turn it on, and use your handy dandy plastic spatula to insert whatever flat foods you desire for desk-side baking! Minutes later you'll be enjoying a tasty treat AND you didn't have to expend any calories getting up! Comes with recipe book and a dozen cube friendly tips and baking tricks, like 'Creating A Tasty Ketchup Packet Reduction Sauce', 'Using Keyboard Crumbs For Fantastic Mini Tarts', and much more! Not recommended for overclockers or for use in our PC HabiCase:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/ezbake.shtml

PC EZ-Bake Oven

CaffeDerm Patch - Wean Yourself Off Caffeine At Your Own Pace

CaffeDerm

Spend too much of your life in the cube farm drinking coffee for breakfast and then again for lunch and dinner? Feel restless, nervous, anxious & all around flummoxed? Can't seem to get your hands still enough to type an error free email? Then you need a doctor. But if you just want to get off the caffeine bandwagon, we've got the perfect solution, the CaffeDerm patch! Simply apply to upper arm in the morning and it will release a steady dose of caffeine throughout the day - just enough to keep you from ripping out your eyeballs but not enough to keep you wired. As you progress, simply use patches that are less potent until you have succeeded in becoming the most boring and unproductive person on the planet! Free tin of penguin mints with every purchase:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/caffederm.shtml

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