It isn't that you don't have a reason to wear french cuffs to the office, it's that you can't be expected to wear just any old cufflinks. After all, what happens if you need to open an adult beverage? Or maybe you've got that once in a lifetime chance to slip into the lair of your nemesis and "borrow" some files. Well, there's no reason to compromise now. You can have it all!
* Yeah, we meant to do that.