UPDATE! This contest is now closed! Our random $1,000 winner is Georg M. from West Shokan, NY! Please direct your congratulations in his general direction.
Wouldn't it be amazing to throw a holiday party for all of your family and friends, complete with food, festivities, and giant dragon fireworks? You'd invite everyone: the guy with the hairy feet, the stout guy with the beard, that enchanting lady with the long flowing hair, the wizardy-lookin' dude you call Grandpa. And you'd bestow them with great, geeky presents for all!
You know what you'd need to do? Win this One Contest.
Then you'd get One thousand dollars of shopping spree goodness right here on ThinkGeek. You could buy small gifts for One hundred people, use the One thousand dollars all on precious (that's you), or throw it into the fire of Mount Doom! It's all up to you--if you are chosen, that is.
However you plan your holiday adventure, we wish you the best of luck.
Just click the "ENTER NOW" button above, clickity-clack your contact information and email address into the form so we can let you know if you've won, and submit it by 11:59pm ET on November 23, 2012. Contest is now closed!
What's that we hear on the rooftop? It must be the rules and regulations, pulling a sled full of legalese.