Warn everyone, you're carrying highly secure goods
In today's modern world, with our massive array of personal electronics and other gadgets, we guys have to make a choice. Do we live down the ignominy of carrying a <fingerquotes>man-bag</fingerquotes>, or somehow live without the electronics that don't fit into your pants pockets?
Luckily, the choice isn't nearly that bad - today's modern man is no longer judged by his luggage. With the right bag, you can keep your manhood while carrying all your cool stuff. These canvas bags are big enough for a paperback book, digital camera, wallet, digital audio player, checkbook, camcorder, pens, two turtle-doves and a partridge in a freakin' pear tree! But we have only scratched the surface of the coolness of these bags.
Each one comes with a strap that further identifies you as a bad-ass. "POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS", "DANGER", or "HIGH VOLTAGE" are emblazoned on these tough canvas satchels. You choose what kind of bag identifies you.
POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS: Could it be that you stole that from a crime-scene, making you a rough-and-ready criminal?
HIGH VOLTAGE: Do you work around electricity all day as a master of dirty deeds - done dirt cheap?
DANGER: Maybe you're just a general toughy, and DANGER is all that needs saying?
Whichever path you choose, be strong. Carry your stuff - man-bags are manly again.
Details
- Each bag made of tough canvas with pop-rivets and magnetic enclosures
- Main chamber 10" long by 2" wide by 12" deep
- 2 secondary chambers 5" by 2" by 8"
- Adjustable strap from 29" to 54"






