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It's art! It's you!
- Your genes, as real colorful artwork!
- Take a swab of your cheek juices and mail them in
- 8x10" portrait of your DNA in a bolted glass frame
- Read more...
It's art! It's you!
Your deoxyribonucleic acid is what makes you the unique snowflake you are. The genetic dance of Adenine, Thymine, Guanine and Cytosine, in infinite combinations, has its own beauty. With the advent of forensic electrophoresis, your own beautiful genetic makeup can be your own personalized art.
First, we collect a few cheek cells. It's
a painless process - just swipe the inside of your mouth with a
cotton swab. Then, you send your sample to our labs where our
monkey scientists replicate a few clone-troopers
extra strands of DNA, dye them, embed them in a gel, and apply an
electric field. Smaller chains of DNA get pulled along the field
faster than the larger ones, leaving several streaky rows of
genetic markers that get captured on a photographic plate.
We take that photo, color it based on your requested color-theme, and in 6 to 8 weeks you'll have a beautiful framed 8" by 10" portrait that's as personal as your fingerprint.
Now it's time for you to enter the world of unique, personal art, made from your own genetic makeup.
Details
- You'll get a packet with a genetic sampling kit and instructions
- Follow the instructions and take a cheek sample using the included swab
- Mail your sample to our labs using the included envelope
- in 4 to 6 weeks, we'll ship you your portrait!
- 8" x 10"
- Bolted glass frame
- Suitable for hanging or standing
- Choose from twenty-four different color styles!
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