Official lunar/winter neck warmer

  • Warm & cozy neck wrapping device
  • Cave Johnson approved for test candidates
  • Black & white with Aperture Laboratories logo
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Official lunar/winter neck warmer

Science keeps you warm!
Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap, to be used on moon expeditions in lieu of heated space suits. Instructions: Wrap the Thermal Neck Wrap around your face and neck to brave the sub-arctic temperatures of deep space and filter any moon dust that may enter your lungs if you accidentally stop holding your breath, which we strongly suggest you DO NOT DO.
- Aperture Science Lunar Expedition Manual

Remember, when the weather outside is frightful, the weather on the moon is anything but delightful. But never fear! Aperture Science equips their test candidates with only the best in economical safety devices. The Aperture Thermal Neck Wrap will keep you warm and toasty and filter out a non-zero amount of dangerous airborne particles should you wear it as a mask over your nose and mouth. Hooray for Science!

Product Specifications

  • 100% acrylic, machine washable
  • Going to the moon? Use this thermal neck wrap to handle the cold temps.
  • In an office with cold temps... or chilly temperatures? Stay warm with this scarf!
  • Warm & cozy neck wrapping device from your friend in Science, Cave Johnson
  • Black & white on one side and white & black on the other
  • Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 gear
  • Dimensions: Approx. 5.5 feet long x 6.75" wide

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