ThinkGeek :: Clearance Products

Melee Mug

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:48:16 GMT

Don't sip your coffee, slug it down! This mug has a special brass-knuckles-style handle that'll bring out the man in you! Drink like a real man!

Price: $11.99

T-Qualizer Shirt

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:27:07 GMT

Finally the modern space age delivers a fully functioning graphic equalizer in a handy t-shirt format. Party like it's 2999 with the glowing display on the T-Qualizer that dynamically changes with any ambient sound or music.

Price: $34.99

The Ex - Unique Knife Holder

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:28:27 GMT

The Ex - Unique Knife Holder is a clever design and a lot more cutting edge than the boring old block of wood. This unique artistic knife holder is made of heavy duty ABS plastic and comes complete with five kitchen knives.

Price: $59.99

Midnight Shot NV-1 Night Vision Camera

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:24:49 GMT

Digital cameras aren't exactly the most exciting gadgets these days... that's why you can trust your friends at ThinkGeek to up the ante and deliver the Midnight Shot NV-1 Night Vision Camera. You get 5.0 megapixels and an invisible infrared flash.

Price: $104.99

Angry Birds Plush Hats

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:01:02 GMT

Strap Red Bird on your head before you launch yourself to the grocery store to pick up some birdseed and bacon. Now all you need is a human-sized slingshot and a friend willing to wear the Pig hat and sit under a cardboard box...

Price: $19.98

Doctor Who Ride-in Dalek

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:08:01 GMT

This Red Dalek has a battery powered motor, 360 degree steering and a maximum speed of nearly 2 mph! The steering wheel has buttons which trigger ten authentic Dalek phrases so your wee geek can let people know that their extermination is at hand.

Price: $249.99

5" Angry Birds Plush w/ Sound

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:43:29 GMT

Your feathered comrades have escaped the limitations of the smartphone screen to wage war in the real world! Small, cuddly, absolutely throwable. You know what you must do!

Price: $7.49 - $9.99

DIY case for iPhone 4

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:55:31 GMT

Stitch up a scene with Mario and the Princess, or Pac-Man and Pinky, or some Space Invaders. The kit comes with the iPhone 4 case, three bobbins of embroidery floss, a needle, instructions, and a few sample charts to get your creative juices flowing.

Price: $14.99 - $19.99

Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:01:06 GMT

These lovely blocks contain many engraved illustrations of the equipment, training, and activities that a budding mad scientist will require, combined with a clever alphabetic introduction to the concept depicted.

Price: $34.99

Four Shared Cube - Lite Brite

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:33 GMT

With 300 colorful pegs and four surfaces to create on, the Lite Brite Four Share Cube is perfect for families with multiple wee artistes. Just plunk the cube in the middle of the table and let each kiddo have a side.

Price: $24.99

Crayola iPad ColorStudio HD

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:10 GMT

The ColorStudio HD app lets your young artist create masterpieces complete with color, animation, and music. The iMarker digital stylus is a pencil, pen, marker, crayon, paintbrush, and eraser all in one. Let your wee geek's creativity shine!

Price: $24.99

World of Geekcraft Projects

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:59:48 GMT

Learn how to make your own geeky crafts with this collection of 25 geeky projects. Each project has step-by-step instructions, how-to illustrations, and color photographs. From Mario to Morse Code to Buffy, all geeky themes are covered.

Price: $17.99

Star Wars Craft Book

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:59:27 GMT

Chewbacca Sock Puppets. Ewok Flower Vases. AT-AT Herb Gardens. Even if you're not crafty, the high quality photographs and detailed instructions will inspire you to join the crafty side. Bring the galaxy far, far away right into your living room.

Price: $17.99

Rivet Project Kit

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:58:36 GMT

Sturdier than duct tape and reusable too. Build the best box fort in town!

Price: $14.99

Maze Racer

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:58:10 GMT

If you're a fan of handheld mazes like Perplexus, you're going to love the Maze Racer. It's a fiendishly difficult maze trapped inside a steering wheel. Guide the marble through the twists, turns, loops, and drops.

Price: $14.99

Hellophone

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:57:36 GMT

The Hellophone is designed with your wee geek in mind. It's durable, colorful, and has big friendly buttons that are easy for little fingers to press. This flip phone allows you to record voices, playback messages, and hear songs and sounds.

Price: $14.99

Art Prints for Young Scientists

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:57:00 GMT

This set of ten science prints will look beautiful in a nursery or kid's room. Got a baby shower to attend? Instant gift! How about a favorite teacher to thank? These look great in a classroom, too.

Price: $14.99

Rolobox - Reusable Wheel Kit for Boxes

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:55:41 GMT

Rolobox is a reusable set of wheels and brackets that you can fit to any size cardboard box. All the nuts and bolts are included. Instantly turn any old, boring box into a car, bus, train, or lightcycle.

Price: $11.99

Thermochromic Glux Putty

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:54:56 GMT

Stretches like rubber, bounces like a ball, tears like paper, and changes color when you touch it. Addictingly fun to squeeze, shape, and play with, the thermochromic powers enable it to change from orange to bright yellow depending on its temperature.

Price: $4.99

WTF? Mug

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:50:28 GMT

WTF are we going to write about for a WTF? mug description? We just have no effin' clue...

Price: $5.99

Bag of Prehistoric Fossils

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:43:06 GMT

Four different types of fossils, for your paleontological enjoyment. Plus, you'll get a shark's tooth because they are cool, too. And a magnifying glass to look at all the nooks and crannies.

Price: $6.99

Basher Science Core Library

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:50:47 GMT

Three volumes of science basics: Chemistry, Biology, and Physics. Simon Basher's iconic characters romp around explaining everything your wee geek would ever want to know. Basher's fun and funky style makes all the fundamentals easy to remember.

Price: $22.99

XYZ Alphabet Blocks

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:32:55 GMT

For your wee monkey that is tired of hearing that A is for Apple and U is for Umbrella, these blocks will offer a breath of fresh vocabulary. How about A is for Afro, H is for Hero, U is for Uvula, and W is for Werewolf?

Price: $24.99

Strain - A Family Game of Competitive Bioengineering

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:27:29 GMT

Can you evolve, adapt, and outsmart your competition to build the mightiest micro-organisms? This bioengineering game is great fun for science geeks ages 10 and up.

Price: $19.99

DIY Wooden Knife

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:12:23 GMT

Teach your wee geeks about knife safety. Invented by the 7-year-old son of a knife designer, this kit includes everything you need to create a lockback, folding knife out of soft wood. No tools or woodworking skills required!

Price: $7.99

Digits - Conductive Glove Pins

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:59:47 GMT

Don't let your gloves keep you away from your smartphone! Digits are mini conductive pins that convert the gloves you already own and love into smartphone-compatible gloves. Made of conductive silicone for a delightful texting experience.

Price: $9.99

Zombie Protest Hoodie

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:38:59 GMT

"What do we want?"
"Braaaaaaaains!"
"No, guys. We want equal rights for zombies. Let's try this again. What do we want?"
"Braaaaaaaains!" *sigh*

Price: $34.99

tokidoki Plush

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:38:27 GMT

tokidoki has now been confirmed in independent studies as the leading cause of Type 2 Diabetes.

Price: $14.99

NanoBlock Micro Building Blocks

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:37:55 GMT

The tiniest building blocks this side of molecules, NanoBlocks are tiny and fun to build and play with. Build one of three famous landmarks, build all three famous landmarks, or build whatever your mind can imagine - in miniature!

Price: $12.99 - $17.99

Rubik's Cube Salt & Pepper Mills

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:36:00 GMT

Rubik's Cube Salt & Pepper Mills

Price: $12.99

Government

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:35:13 GMT

If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

Price: $12.99 - $15.99

Caffeinated "Magic" Brownie Mix

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:31:05 GMT

These brownies are delicious. And they are so loaded with caffeine, you might experience an alternate state of being. Really, these are the tops - and will perk your mind up like no other brownie you've ever had.

Price: $9.99

Snowball Launching Crossbow

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:43:23 GMT

Step one: make a bunch of snowballs. Step two: use this crossbow to shoot them far and hard at your targets. Step three: enjoy the spoils of war (aka: hot chocolate).

Price: $24.99

Lightning Reaction - SHOCKING gaming.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:41:32 GMT

Each player grabs a controller from the base unit. When the light in the middle of the base unit illuminates, be the first person to press the button on your controller. The fastest person is safe and the slowpokes get a shocking surprise.

Price: $24.99

The Bag of Holding Messenger Bag

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:08:41 GMT

This bag has so much space available, you might think it's bigger on the inside! Made from tough canvas and brass zippers, the ThinkGeek Bag of Holding is big enough tho carry two laptops, books, cables, phones, pens, potions, and scrolls!

Price: $49.99 - $69.99

Root Vue Farm

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:35:58 GMT

A self-watering grow unit with a special viewing window so kids can watch roots develop underground. Watch carrot, radish, and onion seeds grow up as their roots grow down. Complete kit includes everything you need & experiments to try.

Price: $29.99

Pat the Zombie

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:35:47 GMT

Remember the delightful tale of Pat the Bunny? Soft bunny fur, daddys scratchy face, Mommys wedding ring? Its exactly like that, except with blood, gore, and decaying flesh.

Price: $9.99

Little Big Planet Knitted Plush

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:33:01 GMT

Do you have a face like a smacked bottom and a stack of TPS reports to finish before the weekend? Snuggle with your very own Sackboy or Sackgirl and you'll feel way better. Straight from Little Big Planet, these knitted plushies are fully jointed and ador

Price: $14.99 - $24.99

Hex Wrench Pendant

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:30:54 GMT

Perfect for the maker in your life.

Price: $59.99

Star Wars Trash Compactor Bookends

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:30:21 GMT

These bookends thankfully do not smell like garbage, but they do portray this favorite Star Wars scene in detail. They're cast in high-quality polystone and hand-painted, so they'll be holding up your trashy novels and looking great for a long time.

Price: $179.99

Dexter's Kill Shirt

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:26:29 GMT

Antiheroes are our favorite. You hate to cheer for them, cause you know they're doing the wrong thing for the right reasons or the right thing for the wrong reasons, but they're so much fun, dangit. And they're always clever, too. We love that.

Price: $19.99

Crest of Hyrule

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:23:45 GMT

Although not as versatile as a Kokiri Tunic, this Crest of Hyrule t-shirt will camouflage you better if you enter the Twilight Realm, although it's not guaranteed to fit if you turn into a wolf.

Price: $14.99

Horn Stand for iPhone

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:18:57 GMT

Slide the Horn Stand on to your iPhone 4/4S and enjoy an additional 13 decibels of sound pressure. It requires no power from your phone's battery! The Bone Horn Stand is good, wholesome, old-fashioned acoustical science.

Price: $7.99

Case o' Bawls

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:38:45 GMT

Hey folks! G33K B33R is here! What is it? It's the world's best caffeinated root beer from the fine folks at BAWLS! Woohoo! Check out the new BAWLS flavor right now and get your BAWLS on hippies!

Price: $34.99

Electronic Firefly in a Jar

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:36:10 GMT

Looks just like a real firefly trapped in a jar. The firefly flits around the jar and even flickers and flashes. The jar is real, but the firefly is totally fake. Which means it won't die - it will just rest as you change the batteries every so often.

Price: $14.99

Agloves Capacitive Touch Screen Gloves

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:53:58 GMT

Your touchscreen phone is great, unless it's cold out. No matter how hard you try, no pinching and zooming will work with mittens on... until now! Woven with silver fibers, these new gloves will let you keep tapping out texts without freezing your digits!

Price: $14.99

Liquid Bookmark

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:02:35 GMT

Liquid Bookmark

Price: $9.99

Classic Ornithopter

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:01:31 GMT

Wind up his rubber band, align his tail, then toss him in the air to watch as he flaps his wings and flies up to 25 meters away. What's better than an afternoon where you can play

Price: $7.99

Zig-N-Zag Ball

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:00:28 GMT

Normal balls begone! The Zig-N-Zag ball will satisfy your LOLcat's need to stalk helpless prey and pounce upon it! When swatted, the Zig-N-Zag Ball rolls in an unpredictable pattern, driving kitties wild with craziness.

Price: $1.99

Scixors Keychain Scissors

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:56:44 GMT

TSA-safe! Stainless steel miniature scissors with a clever hidden spring for opening. Close them back up into keychain form when you're done. A quick release pull-clip lets you detach it from your key ring if you have some serious snipping to do.

Price: $6.99

2D Glasses

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:55:40 GMT

The 2D glasses eliminate the 3D effect from 3D movies, allowing you to watch in the comfort of 2D. Experience the best of the cinema with none of the motion sickness, headaches or nausea. Your friends will thank you... for not puking on their shoes.

Price: $7.99

Kill-A-Watt

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:52:18 GMT

Are Watts killing you? Connect your equipment to this power outlet and find out. A large LCD displays consumption by the Kilowatt-hour, just like utility companies.

Price: $19.99

IQ Test Gift Box

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:45:14 GMT

Are you an undiscovered Einstein? Open this box, complete the test, and return it in the postage paid envelope. In less than a month, you'll receive a certificate declaring exactly how smart you are in a (hopefully) three-digit number.

Price: $14.99

Wonder Woman Apron

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:35:12 GMT

A full-length, adult-sized apron for anyone who wants to be a little bit more like Wonder Woman. We can't promise you superhuman strength, stamina, and agility or the ability to fly. But there's a Lasso of Truth on your hip and you can threaten to use it!

Price: $19.99

Drumstick Pencils

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:34:06 GMT

Drumstick Pencils

Price: $5.99

Boker Credit Card Knife

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:32:34 GMT

The Boker Credit Card Knife fits in your wallet, can be carried via clip in the pocket of your shirt, or on a ball chain around your neck. And with a sturdy frame lock mechanism, titanium liner, and 440C stainless steel blade, it's tiny but powerful.

Price: $24.99

Multi-color LED Flashlight

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:30:05 GMT

Multi-color LED Flashlight

Price: $19.99

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:25:27 GMT

If you're looking to win friends and influence people, we have the product that will launch you into super stardom. PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon while keeping them germ-free.

Price: $2.99

Laser Guided Scissors

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:16:25 GMT

Built-in laser helps you get straight cuts in paper and fabric

Price: $12.99

Harry Potter Tom Riddle Blank Diary

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:15:10 GMT

"Dear Dark Lord, School is so hard! Everyone else can handle their Charms, but I keep making things explode into glitter. Maybe I should just quit school and go into the glitter business? Worst of all, Harry doesn't know I exist."

Price: $24.99

Jumbo Angry Birds Plush

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:13:49 GMT

One of our friends is so obsessed that she played until she had beaten every single level of Angry Birds at three stars. But you don't have to be that hardcore to love these huggable, throwable plush toys.

Price: $34.99 - $49.99

Star Wars Imperial Wall Paper

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:12:35 GMT

Star Wars Imperial Wall Paper features textured portraits of Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and members of the Empire. This hand-screened, flocked, designer wallpaper is just dying to decorate your bedroom, office, library room, collectibles room, or Death Star.

Price: $99.99

Doctor Who Adipose Plush

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:10:35 GMT

Want to lose weight quickly? Take our miracle pill. Sure, "the fat just walks away" but if Miss Foster flips the switch, you're dead. But hey, you've birthed a litter of tiny adorable marshmallow men!

Price: $24.99

The Posable Spider Podium for Smartphones

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:09:54 GMT

This sturdy plastic spider will hold phones and small devices of all sizes and still have legs available to display your device securely wherever you go. Once you start playing with your Spider Podium, you'll find hundreds of ways to display your device.

Price: $14.99

Doctor Who Laser Screwdriver

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:08:14 GMT

Now, you too can get your hands on The Master's famous tool. His laser screwdriver is what we mean, with lights and sounds. Get your mind out of the interdimensional gutter.

Price: $17.99

Doctor Who Time Lord Psychic Container

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 16:07:33 GMT

This psychic box features motion-sensitive light changing effects in three modes: white glow, white flicker, and color changing. The Mark of the Corsair graces the front. This replica is a fun desk accessory or a nifty night light for your bedside table.

Price: $19.99

Swinging Sticks Kinetic Energy Sculpture

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:54:03 GMT

Want that sculpture you saw on Pepper Potts' desk in Iron Man 2? The very one that drove Tony Stark crazy? We've got it! The Swing Sticks sculpture is a museum grade decorative art object that will mesmerize (or drive you nuts).

Price: $229.99

Wishes

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:18:13 GMT

When you wish upon a falling star, Your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life.

Price: $12.99

Tradition

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:17:37 GMT

Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

Price: $12.99

Huge Tracts of Land

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:16:02 GMT

When I started at ThinkGeek, all there was was swamp. All the merchant monkeys said I was daft to build a t-shirt empire in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp.

Price: $14.99 - $19.99

Lapdesk with USB Touchpad

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:15:14 GMT

A heat-shielding lap desk that features a large, retractable touchpad with multi-touch navigation and one-touch controls. Point, click, and scroll your way around the web quickly and easily. Plug-and-play!

Price: $64.99

Super Ear

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:14:31 GMT

Super Ear

Price: $29.99

Zombie Repellent

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:12:56 GMT

Mosquito repellent comes in cans. Vampire repellent comes in cloves. Zombie repellent comes in shells delivered at high speed from both barrels of a shotgun. Avoid the mandatory waiting period in some states; prepare now for the coming zombie apocalypse.

Price: $12.99 - $18.99

Angry Birds Calendar

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:13:04 GMT

Monday: Play Angry Birds. Tuesday: Play Angry Birds. Wednesday: Play Angry Birds. Thursday: Play Angry Birds. Friday: Play Angry Birds. Saturday: Play Angry Birds. Sunday: Rest. Then play Angry Birds.

Price: $7.99

Angry Birds Bad Piggies Egg Recipes Cook Book

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 20:13:34 GMT

Contains everything from classics like Egg Salad to Egg Sushi, Egg Kulambu, Noodle-Crusted Quiche, and Virgin Egg Nog. This book has 96 pages of recipes, egg factoids, and hilarious illustrations of pigs in the kitchen.

Price: $9.99

Doctor Who Master's Pocket Watch

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 16:09:49 GMT

This is a very spiffy recreation of the watch that The Master was stored in when he was living life as Professor Yana. Open it up and press the button for an out of this world nightlight feature. And remember, you are not alone.

Price: $29.99

Caffeine Hooded Sweatshirt

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:32:30 GMT

When the weather outside is frightful, pull on the caffeine hoodie! Warm and fuzzy, just like a kitty, but not alive and without the little poops.

Price: $29.99

Robotector iPhone Cases

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:31:29 GMT

The Robotector Silicone iPhone Case will not only shield your precious iPhone it will also serve as a shining beacon of solidarity for our new robotic overlords.

Price: $14.99

Konnichiwa Robot Babydoll

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:31:03 GMT

We bring you the Trojan Horse, v 2.0. Adorable robot? Check. Plenty of space for smaller even cuter invasion robots inside? Check. Brought in to city by unsuspecting citizens? Check. Now we play the waiting game.

Price: $12.99

Geek Inside Maternity Shirt

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:30:07 GMT

Even if it's just a zygote or blastocyst at this point, advertise your forthcoming family member with our Geek Inside maternity shirts, logo strategically placed for maximum exposure.

Price: $17.99

The Dice Are Trying to Kill Me Fitted Tank Top

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:29:28 GMT

You think dice get tired of staring at the inside of a Crown Royal bag? Sure, they're random number generators, but they're not RANDOM random number generators. They're YOUR random number generators. You take care of your dice; the dice take care of you.

Price: $12.99

Share-A-Watt

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:28:54 GMT

It's a telecommuter eat telecommuter world, where the very life and death of your laptop depends on your ability to snipe a seat by an unoccupied outlet. Share-A-Watt provides two grounded outlets, two USB ports, and built-in surge protection.

Price: $14.99

Tux Polo Shirt

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:28:17 GMT

Wear your heart on your sleeve. Except it's on your chest, and it's a penguin.

Price: $14.99

Mars University

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:27:02 GMT

Because a giant, pulsating mind is a terrible thing to waste. Also, if you see one of those, give us a heads-up. We don't want to go the way of the dinosaurs.

Price: $12.99

LOL WUT Babydoll

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:23:03 GMT

We love the little chipmunk photographer in the original image this meme co-opted, and he's totally pwned in the meme, squashed by a huge U.

Price: $7.99

LOL WUT

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:22:15 GMT

We love the little chipmunk photographer in the original image this meme co-opted, and he's totally pwned in the meme, squashed by a huge U.

Price: $7.99

Minecraft Creeper Creeper

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:20:05 GMT

Best comment EVAR, posted on boingBoing by user Lobster: Sadly, I have found that babies do not release a hiss of warning before exploding all over your rug, your upholstery, and you.

Price: $7.99

Gummy Tongues

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:16:59 GMT

These tongues will enhance any face. And not only are the wicked to look at (and wiggle at people), but they are wicked good to eat. Unlike eating your own tongue, these gummy tongues are tummy in your tummy.

Price: $5.99

Dissolving Hand Soap Sheets

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:16:09 GMT

A little bit of water is all you need to turn these weird little sheets into Hand Soap! Each packet contains 50 sheets and easily slips into your pocket or purse.

Price: $4.99

Portal 2 Test Chamber Stickers

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:29:48 GMT

This sticker sheet contains 9 individual black and white stickers featuring the various types of hazards (and cake!) one might encounter in a test chamber. They are printed on vinyl with water and UV protective laminate for extra sturdiness.

Price: $9.99

Portal 2 Underground Vinyl Sticker Sheet

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:29:22 GMT

7 individual full color stickers from the in-game signs. The full color designs are printed on a vinyl sticker sheet that has a water and UV protective laminate. Each sticker is individually cut out on the sheet, so you can post them up wherever you like.

Price: $9.99

LEGO Champion Game

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:40:30 GMT

Each time a segment of race track is added, a challenge occurs and the winner of that challenge moves ahead. An excellent strategy game for kids and a fun party game for adults, LEGO Champion is a must-have game for LEGO fans.

Price: $29.99

Doctor Who Keychains

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:32:59 GMT

Each of these keychains hides a cool secret. The diecast TARDIS keychain unscrews to reveal a secret cash compartment, perfect for life's little emergencies. The other two are flashlights: the 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver and a Dalek.

Price: $9.99 - $12.99

Spitballs

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:40:05 GMT

Soak these spitballs in water and they will grow 200 times their normal size. They will also get squishy and much more fun to throw. And let they dry out, and you can reuse them again and again.

Price: $2.99 - $4.99

Pit and Pendulum

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:37:30 GMT

This simple desktop toy shows the complex interaction between forces, creating art from science, and beauty from mathematics. A must-have for any geek's workspace.

Price: $49.99

Pi By Numbers Hoodie

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:36:47 GMT

Here at ThinkGeek we can think of nothing greater than throwing a little bit of Pi in your face. Especially when we are throwing a version of Pi that was constructed using thousands of digits of Pi itself! Now in a hooodie!

Price: $29.99

Nightmare Before Christmas Lunch Box

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:32:19 GMT

What's in the box? It's a bat! It's a rat! Will it bend? Will it break? Perhaps it's the head that we found in the lake. That's nearly correct - it was two heads. What's for lunch, Sandy Claws?

Price: $14.99

Nightmare Before Christmas Character Head Coasters

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:31:32 GMT

Respect your furniture! Slap down this set of four Nightmare Before Christmas coasters for you and your guests. Each set contains the heads of four of your favorite characters: Jack Skellington, Sally, Oogie Boogie, and Scary Teddy.

Price: $7.99

Rocking with Hawking

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:13:46 GMT

If there's an answer to life, the universe and everything that *isn't* 42, we're guessing Stephen Hawking has it figured out. He's part of the pantheon of geek gods, and we figured it's time we dedicated a shirt to him.

Price: $9.99

Heroine: Ada Lovelace Babydoll

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:56:37 GMT

We are fortunate that Lord Byron's marriage to Annabella Milbanke ended so poorly. Had she not had such disdain for him, she might not have insisted that their daughter Ada focus on music and, most of all, arithmetic, to the explicit exclusion of poetry.

Price: $14.99

Come to the Dark Side

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:34:11 GMT

Come to the Dark Side. We have more fun. You know you want to. And this shirt comes with a sweet promise signed by the big man himself.

Price: $16.99 - $19.99

1up Track Jacket

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 02:20:41 GMT

A track jacket for the fashion clueful! Wouldn't life be a hell of a lot easier if it were a video game? Concrete goals like "Save the Princess" would make worries like "What college do I attend?" completely obsolete. No more confusion about enemies...

Price: $29.99

FlipIt! USB Stealth Charger

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:42:03 GMT

Convenient USB power supply leeches power without using up an outlet

Price: $9.99

Snarky Valentine's Day Cards

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 20:20:16 GMT

Rude Valentine's Day cards make life more exciting. By adding some snark to your romance, you truly will be living on the edge. Good luck!

Price: $9.99

A Song of Ice and Fire 2012 Calendar

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:41:10 GMT

The characters you know and love (or love to hate) from A Song of Ice and Fire are featured in this calendar. Rendered in brilliantly imaginative detail by acclaimed artist John Picacio, these images bring the people of Westeros to life.

Price: $9.99

Baby's First Flowchart

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:59:45 GMT

When Baby is ready to go with the flow(chart), this 29 piece set is the place to start. Help your wee geek arrange the process pieces, decision points, and flow arrows to create a delightful baby-themed flowchart.

Price: $29.99

Bluetooth Keyboard Case for iPad/iPad2

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:44:38 GMT

Why yes, this lovely iPad case with an integrated Bluetooth keyboard does transform your iPad into ghetto netbook, a netbook with 3G (maybe) and a multi-touch screen!

Price: $49.99

River Song's Future Sonic Screwdriver

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 04:59:24 GMT

This 7-inch long replica of River Song's Sonic Screwdriver includes light and sound effects from the TV show. It also features interchangeable red and blue LED tips. Enjoy it, Sweetie.

Price: $17.99

Multi-Color LED Lightbulb w/Remote

Tue, 27 Dec 2011 03:55:52 GMT

Super bright LED bulb that fits in a standard light socket and can transition through the full color range. Brightness controls and individual colors can be selected using the included remote.

Price: $29.99

Portal 2 PotatOS Science Kit

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 15:31:57 GMT

If you missed the children's Science Fair at Aperture Labs, no worry! Follow the directions and in minutes you'll turn a mild-mannered Russet potato into your very own PotatOS that lights up and will insult you, just like old times.

Price: $24.99

Ice Princess Ice Cube Straws

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:53:11 GMT

Got a wee geek that wants to be a fairy? How about a princess? Maybe a Potter-esque witch? Make your own novelty straws, adorned with icy stars. Perfect for kicking your kid out of the house in the summer

Price: $6.99

Rivalry Animal Mittens

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:49:26 GMT

Act out the epic battles of the animal kingdom with your hands. On your left hand... an adorable fish! On your right, a hungry whale! FIGHT! You'll be toasty warm and constantly entertained. Kid & adult sizes available.

Price: $14.99 - $17.99

Caffeine Mug

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:17:24 GMT

The now famous caffeine molecule emblazoned on a swell glass mug is the perfect addition to your caffeine collection. This one's got some somewhat calm earl-grey tea in it cuz that's what we were drinking when we took the picture...

Price: $4.99

Super Collar

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:14:18 GMT

It's time to take the dog out for a walk - where's the leash? SuperCollar is an innovative collar and leash hybrid. Its strong, durable, waterproof, and features enough strength to tow a car. There's even 3M Scotchlite reflective accents for night walks.

Price: $49.99

Cool-it Cooling Bandana

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:11:22 GMT

Feeling the dog days of summer? Your pup is too, and he can only pant so hard. Give him a hand with the Cool It Bandana. Not only is it stylish, it's also full of super-absorbent polymer crystals that transfer heat from your dog into the atmosphere.

Price: $2.99 - $6.99

Yoomi Warming Baby Bottle

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:10:21 GMT

No more asking for a bowl of hot water when out at a restaurant! Yoomi is a baby bottle and warmer all in one. It warms your milk or formula to the natural temperature of breast milk in just 60 seconds.

Price: $27.99

Show Dad How

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:07:43 GMT

A practical and playful resource for every new dad. It contains 156 things that every new father needs to know, and presents them in a hilariously illustrated and nearly wordless format. The perfect gift for the dad-to-be!

Price: $12.99

#include

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:06:44 GMT

Yummy, yummy beer. Our beer glasses are designed specifically for one thing. And that thing is beer. Preferably good beer. No rice water in these please...

Price: $4.99 - $17.99

The Space Child's Mother Goose

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:05:16 GMT

A book of Mother Goose rhymes and illustrations, remixed for science geeks

Price: $11.99

Glow in the Dark Dragonfly Mobile

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:03:27 GMT

Gone are the clunky mobiles of yesteryear. The graceful Dragonfly Mobile is enchanting with its posable, glow-in-the-dark wings. Attach them to your ceiling and watch them take flight.

Price: $19.99

Andre Curse - A Storybook about Recursion

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:01:30 GMT

Step through the life of Andre Curse as he tries to learn everything. Follow pointers back and forth through this loopy storybook. The last page is not the ending and the next page may be somewhere behind you. Some assembly is required.

Price: $11.99

Star Wars How to Speak Wookiee

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:00:12 GMT

Now repeat after me... It's not wise to upset a Wookiee, not if you enjoy having your arms firmly rooted in their sockets. Wu Kee Smith speaks Wookiee fluently and will show you the basics of the language so you can keep your life and limbs when explor

Price: $14.99

Mars - You decide how to Survive

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:49:49 GMT

You are handpicked to join an international crew for a journey to Mars. Will you make the choices that result in a successful mission or will disaster strike? There are 24 possible endings to your mission, but only one path to total success.

Price: $9.99

Angry Birds Speakers

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 15:48:40 GMT

These speakers feature big sound in a tiny package. Choose Red Bird, Black Bird, or Helmet Pig. Did we mention you could use this speaker to amplify the sound effects of Angry Birds? Is that a bit too meta?

Price: $64.99 - $79.99

Tool Logic Ice Lite II

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:34:58 GMT

Tool Logic Ice Lite II

Price: $15.99

IM In UR Blank

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:14:31 GMT

Technology evolves quickly. Let your shirt keep up with our new write-on, wash-off tribute to this prolific Internet phenomenon. Comes with a washable marker so you can write and reuse! It'll be in ur closet tauntin' ur inferior shirts.

Price: $12.99

got root? bucket hat

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:13:48 GMT

When not using this fine got root bucket hat, use it to store your cold Bawls...

Price: $11.99

Pac-Man Hoodie

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:08:08 GMT

This hoodie has slightly more dots than it should. And also two starting boxes for the ghosts. So possibly it could trump that perfect score of 3,333,360 points (achieved by eating every fruit, energizer, dot and ghost possible from Level 1 through 256).

Price: $29.99

No Normal Humans

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:06:18 GMT

Maybe the people around you who seem normal are only pretending. They might have secret super powers that you don't know about. That neighbor who gives you the hairy eyeball? Could be she's resisting using her lasers on you. Think about it.

Price: $12.99

Heroine: Mary Shelley Babydoll

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:52:14 GMT

With a feminist mother, activist father, and poet husband, Mary Shelley somehow had time to work on her craft and canonize them. She published Frankenstein anonymously in 1818 but claimed it when reviewers decided it was Percy's. We'll have none of that.

Price: $7.99

Go For Launch

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:49:54 GMT

An authentic Glennz design! Diet Coke and Mentos is the baking soda and vinegar volcano for the youngest generation. It's a science project anybody can do with supplies you probably have around the house. But you're not allowed, because it's really messy.

Price: $12.99

Domo-kun babydoll tee

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:42:37 GMT

A great t-shirt of that famous, lovable Japanese monster.

Price: $16.99

Called for Help Babydoll

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:38:12 GMT

An authentic Glennz design! The defeat of Blinky, Inky, Pinky, and Slimer taught the kids of the 80s that to overcome the supernatural you need quick reflexes and a backpack full of nuclear power. We were working on our hand-eye coordination to be ready.

Price: $14.99

Bow before me, for I am root.

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:37:36 GMT

The super user. The mega man (or superwoman). The root of all things and the power to conquer all... And now you've the t-shirt to prove it....

Price: $9.99 - $17.99

Affiliated Bladesmiths (Mordor Chapter)

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:29:03 GMT

"Oh, hey. I was wondering if you guys could make us a battering ram." "Uh... I dunno... maybe... 100 feet? Is that too much?" "Oh yeah, and if you could make it look like a wolf, that'd be super. Fire is optional." "How's tomorrow? Is tomorrow okay?"

Price: $7.99

#000000 On Black

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:27:26 GMT

The blackest of hexes has been placed on this shirt. Our chief voodoo monkey predicts that if you wear it, you will confuse all but the cleverest of onlookers. Which, you have to admit, is pretty cool.

Price: $12.99

Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:28:03 GMT

Enjoy this rich chocolate bounty from Tatooine's Tasty Treats. The ultimate delight for Star Wars fans (or anyone who has ever wanted to eat Han Solo, for that matter).

Price: $9.99

Geeky Wrapping Paper

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:46:30 GMT

You know how little kids and pets will totally disregard the package contents in order to play with the wrapper? With this geeky gift wrap, you can make adults exhibit the same behavior.

Price: $3.99 - $5.99

Falling Puzzle Blocks Mug

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:03:17 GMT

Do you know what makes you the ultimate player? Caffeine. You gotta get hopped up so you can keep tabs on all those falling blocks. To convey caffeine from the coffee pot to your mouth, use this.

Price: $7.99

Micro Sonic Grenade

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 17:02:00 GMT

Ever get SO ANNOYED at that guy down the hall that you want his head to explode? With the ThinkGeek Micro Sonic Grenade, you can do just that! It's 115 decibels of fun for everyone. Okay, mostly fun for just you.

Price: $4.99

Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 16:59:41 GMT

This pen has it all: stylus, flexible LED light, UV light, red laser pointer, and clip. Oh, and it has a pen in there too. That's right - all those goodies and the dang thing still writes. YAY.

Price: $7.99

Time Release Caffeine Capsules

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 03:14:31 GMT

Swallow one of these pills in the morning and you will be awake all day long. Why? Because inside you, 200mg of caffeine will be released in small doses throughout the day - keeping you alert and awake and not-fired-for-sleeping-on-the-job-again.

Price: $6.99

Origami Sticky Notes

Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:55:15 GMT

Origami Sticky Notes

Price: $3.99

Space Monolith Action Figure

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:53:42 GMT

Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic), this Monolith may cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution, seeing things filled with stars, and/or more (or it might just sit on your desk doing nothing).

Price: $9.99

Book of Secrets

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:52:45 GMT

The world is full of secrets: secret plots, secret locations, secret recipes, secret to talking with girls...and this book is stuffed with them. And it's such a tiny book, that you can learn about all these secrets in secret. Shhhh.

Price: $4.99

LEGO Digital Camera

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 06:05:58 GMT

Don't have an eidetic memory like Dr. Sheldon Cooper? We forgive you and offer this alternative - a 3 megapixel digital camera made from LEGO blocks. It even integrates into your existing LEGO creations, so you can perch it on your Millennium Falcon.

Price: $44.99

Mini Rechargeable USB Turntable

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:48:37 GMT

At first glance this turntable appears to be a mysterious black briefcase. Perhaps it contains the secret documents to the Death Star? Maybe it's got $100,000 in cash in unmarked bills inside? Pop-open the latches and take a look inside...

Price: $69.99

Mirror Universe LED Digital Watch

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:15:52 GMT

What appears to be a shiny metal bracelet disguises a watch! Press the button to see the time displayed in blue LEDs and your personal message. It can be an affirmation: "U R GREAT" or a simple reminder for later: "BUY MILK."

Price: $29.99

Uzi Tactical Pen

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:03:15 GMT

Carry this pen to defend yourself in an emergency. The razor sharp crown will drive off any attacker and - bonus! - collect some of your assailant's DNA to bring to the sexy CSI agents. Works great as a glass breaker, too! (Oh, and as a pen. Duh.)

Price: $14.99

FreeLoader Portable Solar Charger

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:01:11 GMT

This gadget takes power from the Sun and stores it to power your portable devices. Can store a battery charge for up to 3 months. Made from an impact resistant, rust free aluminum body. Also charges via USB connection.

Price: $39.99

Salsabol

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:59:28 GMT

The Salsabol's revolutionary lip curves up and back over the bowl. When you scoop your chip up the high side of the bowl, the lip pushes the salsa or dip back onto your chip. No more messes! Perfectly scooped dip every time.

Price: $12.99

Star Trek Potato Heads

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:57:24 GMT

The folks at Mr. Potato Head teamed up with Star Trek to make these four amazing toys: Kirk, Kor, Spock, and Uhura in potato form! Can you capture Kirk's animal magnetism in a plastic potato? Maybe not quite, but he makes us smile whenever we look at him.

Price: $24.99 - $29.99

ProMini Wireless Keyboard with Trackpad

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:56:39 GMT

Ever wished you could comfortably control your media devices from the comfort of your couch? Now you can! This handheld device is a keyboard, touchpad, and laser pointer all in one. Be a couch potato champion!

Price: $59.99

NeuroSky Mindwave

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:55:32 GMT

Exercise your mind with specially designed neuroscience meditation, mental fitness, and game applications.

Price: $89.99

Sushi Panic Japanese Game

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:30:27 GMT

This sushi table has a mind of its own! Draw a card and place the sushi on the table. But beware - too many pieces, and the table will pop, spilling sushi everywhere. A Japanese game that's fun for all ages.

Price: $19.99

Aluminum Sound Tube MP3 Speaker

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:29:56 GMT

We're serious about music and were shocked when we tried out the Aluminum Sound Tube mp3 Speaker for the first time. It sounds just like a full size speaker and gets surprisingly loud. All this from an aluminum tube the size of a tube of toilet paper.

Price: $29.99

Blade Runner Style LED Umbrella

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:26:16 GMT

In the pre-apocalyptic future, the air is thick and dark and rainy. Stay dry on your walk to your favorite noodle shop with this umbrella, featuring a lighted shaft to guide the way through the darkness.

Price: $19.99 - $24.99

Micro Spy Remote

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:13:04 GMT

This little universal remote is the newest (secret) weapon in the Spy's arsenal and we assure you in the right hands it can be used to quickly assassinate dangerously annoying TV shows. Guard it with your life...

Price: $4.99 - $14.99

Get The Hint Magnets

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:08:27 GMT

Forget stuff? You need these. Each set comes with five colorful arrow magnets that you can use on any magnet-friendly surface. Three sets are available: Breaking News, Gentle Reminder, and the NSFW Loud & Clear.

Price: $4.99

Big Big Cursor Conductive Stylus

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 16:23:51 GMT

Don't get your messy fingers all over your tablet. Don't miss out on the fun of cursors anymore. Use these Big Big Cursors (aka. conductive styli) to play nice with your tablets. Oh, and these cursors are magnetic - for easy carry-ability!

Price: $5.99

Tkaro Glass Water Bottle

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:10:01 GMT

The glass you take with you!

Price: $29.99

Atari Wall Decals

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:57:40 GMT

Turn any room into an old-school arcade!

Price: $34.99

Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:14:48 GMT

Norman's been a bad boy. Mother isn't happy. Looks like he's already been to your bathroom - there are bloody hand prints on your shower curtain and bloody footprints on your bathmat. Cue the scary music.

Price: $12.99

Inova 4-Function Microlight Flashlight

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:26:54 GMT

A tiny flashlight with 4 different modes. VERY Bright and conveniently clips to your keys, zipper, piercing, or whatever, to make sure you're never in the dark.

Price: $4.99

Ningen Gakki Body-Conductive Musical Instrument

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:26:04 GMT

Four people grab this device's appendages. When they touch, different circuits are completed producing drum sounds. Meaning: slap your friends for a wicked drum beat. Also has animal sounds, sound effects, and a song. Straight from Japan!

Price: $39.99

Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:25:01 GMT

You can carry wear a fanny pack, but then you'll look like a butt. You can carry a purse, but then you might forget it when you set it down. The solution is to strap all your valuables to your thigh with this awesome gadget holster.

Price: $19.99 - $39.99

Air Picks

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:08:04 GMT

Did the left hand part prevent you from being awesome at Rock Band or Guitar Hero? Strumming in rhythm is easy, but that blasted orange key! &*@#! Air Picks is here with the solution for your everyday rock needs: no left hand wizardry required.

Price: $8.99

Guide to Pirate Parenting

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:05:40 GMT

If youre like most parents, you long to raise your children as pirates but just dont know how. In this book, Capn Billy The Butcher MacDougall provides everything you need to know to turn your little powder monkeys into happy, healthy buccaneers.

Price: $9.99

Fridgeezoo - Refrigerator Pet

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 13:00:52 GMT

Pop your Fridgezoo friend into your refrigerator and it'll greet you whenever you open the door. But don't stand there for too long! If you let too much cold air out, your Fridgezoo friend will scold you.

Price: $12.99

Doctor Who iPhone Cases

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:59:35 GMT

These hard cases for the iPhone 4 and 4S are a great way to show off your Whovianity. Choose between the TARDIS, the 11th Doctor, or a trio of Daleks in red, white, and yellow.

Price: $14.99

Mr. Bento Stainless Lunch Jar

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:56:16 GMT

Be the envy of the cafeteria again with this stainless steel Bento Lunch Box. The jar contains four microwaveable inner bowls for all your various lunch food, and one spork to rule them all. Maintains food temperature up to 6 hours.

Price: $49.99

Portal 2 Underground Poster Kit

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:54:04 GMT

Decorate your man (or grrl!) cave to look like the older incarnation of Aperture with this set of four posters. This kiit includes one of each of the following posters: 1940s Aperture Signs, 1980s Boss Robot, 1980s Four Office, and 1870s Mannequin.

Price: $12.99

Super Deluxe Mario R/C Cars

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:51:57 GMT

Huuuuuge R/C karts with the authentic details that Mario Kart fans expect. The full function controls include directional steering in forward and reverse. Don't forget to eat some bananas so you can recreate a real Mario Kart experience!

Price: $99.99 - $119.99

The Meh. Flask

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:46:27 GMT

A glorious flask to hold your ethanol, and your apathy.....

Price: $9.99

Portal Prints

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 17:07:12 GMT

In a world... where all you can do is test... one test subject will break all the rules. These amazing posters feature all of your favorite characters: Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Atlas, P-Body, Turrets, Companion Cube, and more.

Price: $39.99

Mars University Babydoll

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:30:46 GMT

Because a giant, pulsating mind is a terrible thing to waste. Also, if you see one of those, give us a heads-up. We don't want to go the way of the dinosaurs.

Price: $12.99

Big Lebowski Urban Achievers Bowling Shirt

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:56:08 GMT

A good bowling shirt is so versatile. It can be used to dress up an outfit. To dress down an outfit. And, the biggest bonus: it's approved for corporate casual. Well, your mileage may vary, but generally approved. Tell them the Dude says you can wear it.

Price: $34.99

Giant LED Table Lamp

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:17:42 GMT

Complete with bendy wires for legs, this color-phasing lamp cycles through a variety of hues. It's perfect as a standalone lamp or attached by its bendable legs to shelves or other household objects.

Price: $16.99

Super Mario Snerdles Question Box

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:21:04 GMT

Take a square of fruit strips and decorate them with little candy balls and you have one tasty treat. Make the decorations icons from Super Mario Brothers and the candy tastes even better. Store them all in a question mark box, and this candy is total win

Price: $1.99

Super Mario 3Dee Gummy Candies

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:19:20 GMT

Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, and Diddy Kong - all in three dimensions and all delicious! These gummy candies give you both your sugar fix and your Nintendo fix all at once! Do do do do do do. Bloop.

Price: $1.99

Fairy Berries

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:49:34 GMT

A tiny white LED glows in each Fairy Berry, producing a magical light effect. Toss 'em across your lawn for a twinkly landscape, string them up and hang them on trees, or float them in your pool or pond. Make some magic in your yard tonight!

Price: $19.99

Utili-Key 6-in-1 Tool

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:57:47 GMT

A tiny 6-in-1 tool that fits perfectly on your keyring for handy carrying. This is an ideal take-anywhere tool that is super lightweight and compact. You need one, trust us on that!

Price: $8.99

Olde Fortran

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:06:50 GMT

ThinkGeek reminds you always to enjoy your legacy programming languages responsibly.

Price: $7.99

Think Globally

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:02:49 GMT

Local variables are manageable. But global ones? Not so much. They need to create a virtual leash for global variables so you'll know what they're doing at all times and whether or not they've gotten out of hand.

Price: $12.99

Molar Mole Babydoll

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:01:19 GMT

Chemistry geeks are awesome. They get all sorts of glassware to play with (after having washed it out thoroughly, of course), they get to burn things to complete experiments, and they have little furry mascots. Well, they don't currently, but they should.

Price: $9.99

I Void Warranties Babydoll

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:00:35 GMT

Your fingers have knitting callouses. You have more screwdrivers than your toolbox will hold. You know how to build it back bigger, better, and stronger. But most importantly, you void warranties. And you're damn good at it.

Price: $17.99

Sequential Art Babydoll - tokidoki x marvel

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:57:21 GMT

The more erudite customers might have picked up on our reference to Scott McCloud's Understanding Comics in the title above. If not, it's a really great book on how to read comics as literature. We recommend it.

Price: $16.99

Marvel Superhero Hoodies

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:51:23 GMT

Officially licensed Marvel apparel! 60% cotton / 40% polyester, plus all-around design for maximum impact

Price: $34.99

Evoz Baby Monitor

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:46:45 GMT

Unlimited range allows you to wander all over your house and still check in on your baby. In fact, you can even do it from halfway across the world. Just tap the Evoz app on your iPhone or log in via the web interface and you can listen to your baby.

Price: $74.99

ScrewPop 4-in-1 Keychain Tool

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:01:02 GMT

There are so many obvious jokes we could make about a tool that both screws and pops tops. But we will hold our monkey tongues and not make them. This requires an extraordinary amount of self-control, possibly more than any monkey should attempt.

Price: $3.99

Human Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:53:53 GMT

You wanna suck blood? Then suck on this. Really, it's a synthetic blood energy potion - suck on it. It will make you feel better, give you energy, and be really gross all at once. YAY.

Price: $2.99 - $10.99

RFID Blocking Passport Billfold

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:26:47 GMT

Blocking radio frequencies isn't limited to your wallet. With nations embedding RFID tags in passports, blocking them from being read by miscreants is imperative.

Price: $14.99

Stargate SG-1 Collector Scale Death Glider Replica

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:23:41 GMT

Never has there been a more detailed model of the Goa'uld Death Glider from Stargate SG-1as this. With a heavy base cast in solid resin with detailed miniature Stargate, DHD and even a pair of Jaffa pilots to boot!

Price: $49.99

Bacon Flavored Croutons

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 04:39:06 GMT

Don't limit yourself to salad! Bacon Croutons are great on soup, crushed up on top of baked macaroni & cheese, as breading for fried chicken, and of course, used in your favorite Thanksgiving stuffing recipe. Bacon on, friends!

Price: $1.99

Giant Plush Microbes

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:44:04 GMT

Curious what the Epstein-Barr virus (Mono) looks like up close and personal? No longer do you have to wait for that home edition of the electron microscope to come to market. Just grab one of these Giant Plush Microbes! Various maladies available!

Price: $5.99 - $8.99

BuckyBalls Magnetic Building Spheres

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:43:06 GMT

These little balls are actually rare earth magnets. You get a whole cube of these little dudes to build shapes, jewelry, or anything else you can imagine. Why? Because sitting at your desk is boring.

Price: $24.99 - $89.99

Cupcake Mints

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:47:29 GMT

Perhaps the tastiest treat other than real cupcakes. Delicious and sweet and colorful and fun.

Price: $2.49 - $5.99

Hypnocube Animated LED Cube

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:33:30 GMT

Pssst, you're drooling a little. It's okay, everyone does it when they're staring at this beautiful cube of shiny rainbow lights. This cube is full of 64 multi-color LEDs and puts on quite an astounding light show.

Price: $79.99

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Laser Pointer

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:20:39 GMT

Lightsabers are cool. Laser pointers are cool. Lightsaber laster pointers are the business! These roughly 1/3 scale Lightsabers are equipped with red dot laser pointers. Use the force to point out interesting things to your friends.

Price: $9.99

Girls Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:46:57 GMT

Get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it.

Price: $14.99

Ladies Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:59:39 GMT

Price: $14.99

Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Shower Curtain

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:24:18 GMT

This shower curtain, while emblazoned with the Aperture Science logo, probably doesn't contain mercury or radiation. At least not if you're in the control group. (Pssst, you're in the control group.)

Price: $14.99

Space Gun LED Keyring

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:43:53 GMT

A little rubbery keychain of a laser gun. But, pull the trigger and get a big blast of sound and light. Pew Pew.

Price: $3.99

Sprinkler Hide-A-Key

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:43:30 GMT

Sprinkler Hide-A-Key

Price: $4.99

ThinkGeek Super Monkey Powered Batteries

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:42:57 GMT

Set Of Four Custom ThinkGeek designed AA or AAA Alkaline Batteries!

Price: $1.99

Plastic Surgeon Package Opener

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:41:13 GMT

This is a cutting tool specially designed to open plastic clam shell packaging. You simply lift up the plastic auto-close protective cover, jam it into the side of a clamshell pack, then slide all the way around.

Price: $6.99

Universal Bike Mounted Gadget Holder

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:40:35 GMT

Safely take your favorite gadget when you go bike riding. The Universal Bike Mounted Gadget Holder installs easily with no tools and holds any size device securely in its grasp, even over lumpy, bumpy terrain.

Price: $12.99

Knife Coat Hook

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:39:23 GMT

Time to look like you've been attacked by an assassin. Just screw some of these into the walls, and hang up your coats. When you take said coats down, it'll look like an attack. YAY.

Price: $12.99

Caffeinated Nixie Tubes

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:38:57 GMT

Just like your favorite childhood powder candy - but now packed with loads of caffeine. 200mg per tube - that's right, more than an energy drink! Try a tube or two - if you dare!

Price: $5.99

Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:37:09 GMT

Now you can start a car with a dead battery the gentleman's way using the Closed-Hood Car Jump Starter. Exactly as the name implies you can start a car with nary a glance under the hood.

Price: $19.99

Hydrodynamic Building Set

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:36:39 GMT

This is the wettest building set ever. Put together the support structure, add in the tanks, connect the tubes, turn on the pump, and watch the water flow. This kit makes science fun again!

Price: $79.99

Imperial Death Star Officer's Cap

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:35:44 GMT

Every uniform has to have a hat. It's the icing on the cake, so to speak, that finalizes the uniform design. The poor officer's on the Death Stars had hats - but then they blewed up.

Price: $34.99

Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:32:58 GMT

Stay Puft marshmallows are other-worldly delicious. Not only do they come in a reusable and rubbery box, but they are also loaded with caffeine!

Price: $14.99

Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:26:57 GMT

You'd better get your hands on this watch before we get a Cease & Desist from the Federation. This kind of technology shouldn't be on the open market for any chucklehead to order and use. But we trust you nerds. At least, we think we do.

Price: $49.99

FreeLoader Pro Solar Charger

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:26:20 GMT

An upgrade to the very popular Freeloader solar charger, this new unit has many nice features. More power storage capacity and the ability to charge almost any type of digital camera battery. Compatible with a huge variety of portable electronics.

Price: $59.99

Sun and Moon Jars

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:25:46 GMT

Captured inside the Sun Jar are a highly efficient solar cell, a rechargeable battery and low energy LED lamps. When the jar is placed in direct sunlight it charges the battery. The Sun Jar turns on when it becomes dark.

Price: $24.99 - $34.99

SpyNet Night Vision Mission Video Watch

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:22:23 GMT

This watch is incredible. It records sound, time lapse pictures, video - and can do all in complete darkness!. Plus you can get the optional attachment for a camera that can see around corner or hide in your button hole.

Price: $24.99 - $49.99

Zombie Hot Sauce

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:20:26 GMT

This thick and smooth sauce coats your food with a blanket of peppery warmth and spices. Zombie Hot Sauce will deliver the zombie buzz that will prepare you for the end times - or at least make your brains taste delightfully marinated.

Price: $3.99

Tag Beer Glass

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:19:58 GMT

Head. Foam. Bubbles. Whatever you call it, it makes beer better. Beer Advocate says," The foam created by pouring a beer acts as a net for many of the volatiles in a beer." They're the fruity aromatic bits that make the experience like no other. Drink up!

Price: $7.99

Universal Power Adapter

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:18:35 GMT

You're a busy geek, so when you wake up one morning and forget what country you're in, how can you be sure your laptop will connect to the mains? You can't carry every adapter ever made, or can you?

Price: $7.99

Timmy's Tea Sampler

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:16:48 GMT

Four delicious flavors of tea, blended especially for ThinkGeek by the tea gods at Adagio Teas. Enjoy a cup of Tea Earl Grey Hot, Timmy's 1UP Jasmine Green, Zombie Blood Orange or Pirate Chai. A great way to start the day!

Price: $14.99

Wee Ninja

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:34:32 GMT

Wee Ninjas spend most days training, and most nights ninjaing. When they're not ninjaing, they're perfecting the art of the Stealth Hug.

Price: $7.99 - $14.99

All Edges Lasagna Pan

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:33:21 GMT

The lasagna pan for neat freaks

Price: $39.99

Tic Tac Tome: Automatic Tic-Tac-Toe Playing Book

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:32:19 GMT

Here at ThinkGeek we set out to create the very first artificially intelligent tic-tac-toe playing book. A book that would could play a perfect game of tic-tac-toe... essentially becoming a paper-based expert system. Now it's done. Please enjoy!

Price: $9.99

Star Trek Starfleet iPhone 4 Cases

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:26:15 GMT

iPhone 4 cases with insignia shield of Star Trek Starfleet divisions: Command, Science, and Engineering. Also, one mirrored finish case for The Terran Empire. Goatee not included.

Price: $11.25 - $14.99

Laptop Speaker Bar

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:22:33 GMT

Let's face it: laptop speakers suck. But what if your only computer is a laptop? Do you have to settle for sucky sound quality? Heck no, not when you have a Laptop Speaker Bar!

Price: $49.99

Electronic Drum Kit Shirt

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:18:57 GMT

As Seen On Jay Leno! - We know you expect innovative new products and we're here to pony up the goods. So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front?

Price: $19.99

Fiendish Japanese Pocket Puzzle

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:17:05 GMT

These palm size puzzles are almost too deviously evil to inflict on you and your friends.What makes these puzzles so appealing is how you always seem to be on the verge of solving them.

Price: $9.99

Molecular Cuisine Kit

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:14:13 GMT

The easiest way to break into the new molecular cuisine craze!

Price: $59.99

Electronic Rock Guitar Bag

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:26:54 GMT

Be the hero on the bus or subway when you crank out classic tunes from an electric guitar plastered to your messenger bag. Heck, you might even get enough donations that you'll be able to quit your day job.

Price: $19.99

Electronic Music Synthesizer Shirt

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:26:10 GMT

This fully-playable, t-shirt-based music synthesizer features professional quality sounds in a unique wearable format. With eight-voice polyphony, high-quality sampled sounds and stylist retro amp box, you'll be jamming like Thomas Dolby and in no time.

Price: $12.99

Namco Pac-Man Wall Art

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:59:53 GMT

Price: $19.99 - $24.99

1up Mushroom Polo (UPF 40)

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:41:58 GMT

A polo shirt for the fashion clueful! Wouldn't life be a hell of a lot easier if it were a video game? Concrete goals like "Save the Princess" would make worries like "What college do I attend?" completely obsolete. No more confusion about enemies....

Price: $24.99

i pwn boys Babydoll Tee

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:39:06 GMT

We aren't exactly sure where the term "pwn" came from. What's important is to realize that to gamers everywhere pwn effectively means "you have been defeated in a most humiliating way". HA!

Price: $12.99

Soylent Green Is Me Creeper

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:33:47 GMT

Soylent Green meets Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal." Would babies be the veal of Soylent Green? And would you be able to tell in wafer form? Science fiction makes for weird thoughts.

Price: $5.99

Dr. Seuss - The Grinch Plush

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:59:04 GMT

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch, your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

Price: $11.99

Android Squishables

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:58:28 GMT

The perfect snuggle buddy for naps and a handy height to use as an extra armrest on the sofa. Toss him around the house, throw him at people, hug him when you're sad. The snuggly, cuddly, Androidly possibilities are endless.

Price: $14.99

Zubbles Colored Bubbles

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:57:36 GMT

Combining the simple joy of bubbles with the beauty and magic of color, these are the world's first colored bubbles. The actual bubbles are colored! Amazing. Plus, the color is non-staining (and non-toxic) for easy clean up.

Price: $9.99

K'NEX Mario Kart Wii Building Set

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 20:55:16 GMT

The K'NEX Mario Kart Wii series is an awesome way to unplug from your television and create the magic of Mario Kart in your living room. Every set can connect to every other set, so there's no limit to how long of a racetrack you can create.

Price: $2.99 - $18.99

Dolphin Folding Ceramic Knife

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:22:36 GMT

The only knife approved by the Dolphin Mafia. This ceramic blade is made of Zirconium Oxide (zirconia), which ranks 8.5 on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness (diamond is 10). This very hard edge rarely needs sharpening.

Price: $29.99

Stickman Action Figure

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:25:35 GMT

Pose the Stickman in almost any pose on his warning sign base, and create your own warning signs. Make your office a "balance on one foot" zone or the kitchen a "cartwheel zone." The fun is endless, as are the warning signs.

Price: $9.99

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 16:02:00 GMT

Time to pretend to be a Zombie. Use this mold to make a brain shaped, gelatin dessert. Then you can play Zombie. SIcko.

Price: $5.99

Dreamlights Fireflies in a Jar

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:54:07 GMT

Lovely robotic fireflies in a jar glow when the sun goes down, but recharge as it comes back up!

Price: $24.99

Figure 9 Carabiner

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:18:19 GMT

With laser etched instructions and a carabiner clip, this Figure 9 is the best way to tie stuff down: to your person, to your truck, to your desk, to each other, etc. A limitless tool that only exists to help you.

Price: $4.99

Office Monkeys Playset

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:15:06 GMT

What do you get when you cross monkeys and your office? This playset. Bob is here, so is that lady who is always on the phone. But they are all monkeys now. Actually, they are pretty close to monkeys in real life, if you think about it.

Price: $14.99

Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:08:45 GMT

Properly aerate your wine one glass at a time

Price: $39.99

Personal Area Network Pack Windbreaker

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:05:34 GMT

If you're that person with too many gadgets, always reaching for a non-existent pocket, this jacket is for you. It has not one pocket, but seventeen, and they're integrated through the Personal Area Network system developed by SEV.

Price: $64.99

Settlers of Catan

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:21:16 GMT

The ultimate German board game, Settlers of Catan is the one every card-carrying geek should own. And we don't mean the Xbox Live Arcade version either. Gather round the table with family and friends and build your settlements. Sheep FTW!

Price: $34.99

Learning Calendar 2012: A Year of Intriguing Americans

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:16:47 GMT

Great for kids, adults, and teachers, The Learning Calendar gives a spectacular American history factoid every day that you can use in your quest to take over the world. Or at least your quest to win Quiz Bowl.

Price: $8.99

USB Super 16 Port Hub

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 23:07:33 GMT

Plug in your phone, iPod, flash drive, external HD, digicam, SnowBot, fiber optic Christmas tree, plasma ball, jellyfish mood lamp, pet rock, turntable, robot owl, humping dog, Lilliput mini monitor, LED beverage cooler, and missile launcher - at once.

Price: $149.99

Star Trek Enterprise Light-Up Feeding System

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:12:06 GMT

The spoon is a replica of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701, captained by James T. Kirk himself. Flashing LEDs on the nacelles keep baby aligned for mess-free docking at the face station. Dinnertime won't be this fun again until we get replicators!

Price: $17.99

Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:25:53 GMT

Price: $24.99

JOYSTICK-IT iPad Arcade Stick

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 04:17:29 GMT

Bring your tablet-based gaming to the next level with the JOYSTICK-IT Tablet Arcade Stick. The JOYSTICK-IT gives you a real physical joystick for increased precision with touchscreen based games. The JOYSTICK-IT works with thousands of different game apps

Price: $8.99 - $15.99

Jolt Gum

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:51:01 GMT

From the folks that originally brought you twice the caffeine, here's some gum!

Price: $2.49 - $10.99

Meon Star Wars Interactive Animation Studio

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:58:05 GMT

Making Star Wars artwork light up with bendable wires that shine like a lightsaber? Yes please! Attach a picture of your choice to the frame, pop in the pegs, and thread in the Meon wires. No light bulbs, no heat. Just magic!

Price: $34.99

Bluetooth Sliding Keyboard Case for iPhone

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:54:21 GMT

This hardshell plastic case has a slide-out keyboard that connects to your iPhone via Bluetooth. Finally, you'll be able to two-thumb type like the days of yore and still enjoy all your favorite App Store goodies.

Price: $34.99

iCADE - iPad Arcade Cabinet

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:51:05 GMT

ThinkGeek April Fools product comes to life! Take your game to the next level with this retro-styled tabletop arcade cabinet for your otherwise useless iPad.

Price: $99.99

Spooky Ice Planet Laboratory

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:25:03 GMT

n this crystal growing kit, young evil scientists can study the properties of crystals while making menacing monsters. Create warp wing vampires, morphing monsters, crystalized crawlies, a tree with crystalized tentacles, and more.

Price: $17.99

OMG Pwnies Bib

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:58:52 GMT

Our sister site, Slashdot, pimped out their design a few April Fools ago with an OMG! Ponies!!! pink theme. We love the idea and are doing them one better.

Price: $3.99

Airzooka Air Gun

Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:52:08 GMT

Just think of all the fun stuff you can do with air. You can fly in it! You can put it in a bag and pop it, you can use it to toss a Frisbee to a dog, you can even use it to breathe! But with the new AirZooka you can now utilize air as a weapon!

Price: $12.99

Non-Slip Gadget Holder With 4 Port USB Hub

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 16:14:23 GMT

Got to work to realize your cell phone is dead? Always losing your phone on your messy desk? Need more USB ports? Need a way to play apps with one hand while typing on the computer with the other? This gadget does it all.

Price: $9.99

Tetris Skull and Crossbones

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:02:32 GMT

Tetris is dangerous. Like any good puzzle game, it's a total timesuck. You decide you'll play for another 15 minutes, and 4 hours later, you're wondering why you're so hungry. ThinkGeek reminds you always to designate a buddy who ensures you actually eat.

Price: $12.99

Maze Cafe Cup and Saucer Set

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:43:06 GMT

Price: $9.99

The Slanket (R)

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 17:57:00 GMT

If you're at the mercy of someone else's thermostat, you know how hard it can be to work while you're freezing. Wear a Slanket(R) at work, at home, or while playing video games in your man/grrl cave. Stay toasty my friends.

Price: $27.99

Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:27:23 GMT

The pen is mightier than the sword. Especially when you use this book to mod the pen into a crossbow.

Price: $15.99

Filming the Undead

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 18:11:24 GMT

Big budget studios ain't the only folks who can make zombie movies. You can, too! This book will take you through each aspect of filming your own zombie movie, offering tips and tricks from everything from casting to fx make up!

Price: $12.99

Super Mario and Luigi Adult Costumes

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:52:19 GMT

Everything you need to be the plumber/princess-saving duo. Step into the red or green jumpsuit, slide in the potbelly (unless you've already grown a worthy one!), slip on the gloves, and slap on the hat and mustache and.... It's-a Mario! Or-a Luigi!

Price: $5.99

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:17:32 GMT

The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Keep your teddy bears under close guard tonight because undead plush have come back from hell to walk the earth.

Price: $9.99

A Dance with Dragons

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 21:57:00 GMT

George R.R. Martin has been dubbed "The American Tolkien" by Time magazine. A Song of Ice and Fire starts with A Game of Thrones and has become the gold standard for epic fantasy. This is the 5th novel in the series.

Price: $24.99

Cubebot

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 21:34:24 GMT

A perfect 2.5" cube when at rest, Cubebot sits unassumingly on your desk. When it's time to play, unfold his hardwood frame, stretch his elastic muscles, and move his limbs into place. Use him to crush your enemies and then fold him up when you're done.

Price: $24.99

Pi Solid Steel Bottle Opener

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:48:41 GMT

Price: $14.99

Alkaline Batteries

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 01:37:30 GMT

Get your alkaline love right here.

Price: $2.99 - $4.99

Bluetooth Watch with Caller ID Display

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:43:21 GMT

This watch notifies you when your phone rings with a discreet vibrating sensation and showing the caller's name and/or number on the bright OLED display. It's a perfect companion for your cell phone.

Price: $59.99

Evolving Darwin Playset

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:36:36 GMT

Darwin was right: evolution is real. And now you can celebrate your place in human evolution (hopefully at or near the top) with this figure set. Five figures trace evolution from FIsh-Man to the evolved geeks we are today.

Price: $9.99

Cordies Cable Organizers

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:16:06 GMT

It's a little known fact that cables left to tangle behind your desk will eventually gain sentience and emerge from the dusty depths to kill you. Seriously, we wouldn't lie. That's why we have so many cable managing doodads.

Price: $9.99

Gummy Shot Glasses

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:22:15 GMT

Two distinct sets of shot glasses. Each colorful, each functional, and each delicious! Yup, they are made out of gummy candy to complement your beverage of choice and be a delicious, edible chaser.

Price: $9.99

Peel and Stick White Board

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 21:11:28 GMT

Easy to peel and stick, and repositionable (up to 5 times), this unique white board will make sure you have a surface to take notes on wherever you need it. Works with dry erase markers for easy, erasable note-taking.

Price: $7.99 - $19.99

Cat Owner's Manual

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 20:57:22 GMT

Written in the style of a computer manual, this book takes you through everything a cat owner needs to know - from choosing a kitten or cat to food to training to medical care. A must-have for kitty owners of all ages.

Price: $14.99

The Toddler Owner's Manual

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 20:54:21 GMT

Just because they're growing up, doesn't mean you'll suddenly know what to do. You need a manual for every step of the way. This one should help get you from the terrible toddler stage to the terrible tween stage. Sigh. Terrible kids.

Price: $14.99

Sway Magnetically Suspended Cat Toy

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 18:35:19 GMT

This toy will have your kitteh wondering, "Magnets, how do they frakkin' work?"

Price: $9.99

Freeloader Pico Solar Charger

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 20:08:40 GMT

As long as there's light, you can charge up your phone, iPod, GPS, or just about any other mini-USB device with this compact and lightweight solar charger with four adapters. Perfect to take on camping or hiking trips!

Price: $29.99

USB Grenade Flash Drive

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 20:05:08 GMT

Saint Timmynius held the Holy Hand Grenade on high, blessed it and its 8GB of storage capabilities, counted to three, and slid it into the USB port of his computer, retrieving all the files he had saved.

Price: $19.99

External USB SATA Drive Dock

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 19:47:48 GMT

If you've got a spare Serial-ATA drive lying around, connect it quickly to your USB-enabled PC with this simple dock. Capable of connecting laptop or desktop SATA drives, just drop it in place and you're good to go.

Price: $39.99 - $73.99

Caffeine Molecule Stainless Travel Mug

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:45:37 GMT

You forgot to finish your TPS reports. Your boss appears from thin air to investigate but he finds himself mesmerized by the sheer brilliance of your caffeine stainless traveler...

Price: $8.99

The Sneaky Book for Boys

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 20:47:37 GMT

All super-spy ninjas have to be able to adapt to the environment. And part of that adaptation is creating tools and weapons from the world around you. This book will show all boys how to do incredible things with common objects.

Price: $7.99

The Sneaky Book for Girls

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 20:46:44 GMT

All super-spy ninjas have to be able to adapt to the environment. And part of that adaptation is creating tools and weapons from the world around you. This book will show all girls how to do incredible things with common objects.

Price: $7.99

more beer

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 15:45:08 GMT

Ah, this shirt combines two of your very favorite things in life: UNIX and beer. A match made not in heaven, but in Berkeley and in some old, yeast-infested, clay pots filled with barley.

Price: $16.99 - $18.99

OMGpwnies Red Ladies Computer Bag

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:31:41 GMT

Finally, a computer bag with some feminine style! Also, PWNIES!

Price: $49.99

Starcraft Protoss Vintage Logo

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:01:02 GMT

Every Starcraft player has their favorite race, and theres always intense debate over which is the best. Let everyone know that the Protoss are the best by displaying their logo across your chest!

Price: $12.99 - $19.99

The Baby Owner's Manual

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 21:08:35 GMT

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores the common concerns of every first-time parent. And all courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht.

Price: $14.99

LEGO Minifigures

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:57:14 GMT

Everyone needs a little mystery. And a lot of LEGO stuff. Why not combine both and snag yourself a few of these LEGO minifigure grab bags? Each bag contains one random minifig, accessory, display stand, and collection leaflet. 16 in all.

Price: $3.99

Laser Stars Projector

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:54:42 GMT

When you turn off your lights and turn this unit on - trust us - you will be bamboozled with star rapture. Everybody who has seen the Laser Stars Projector in action at ThinkGeek has at least one 'Oh my Gods, that's frakking brilliant!' moment...

Price: $169.99

Darth Vader USB Hub

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:38:39 GMT

The Dark Hub of the Sith

Price: $49.99

Bliptronic 5000 LED Synthesizer

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:08:23 GMT

At once a minimalist musical plaything and a hardcore old-skool synthesizer, the Bliptronic defies categorization as it belts out 8-Bit style style tunes from its grid of glowing buttons.

Price: $49.99

Star Wars Belt Buckles

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:02:22 GMT

Embrace your inner Wolowitz with these awesome Star Wars belt buckles. Made of durable die-cast metal, they'll shine up your midsection for years and show your allegiance to the right side. You know which one.

Price: $23.99

Arkham Horror

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:01:46 GMT

Can you stay sane long enough to save the world from evil? Based on H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos, this cooperative board game will have you doubting your sanity and having the time of your life... if you survive.

Price: $59.99

amPlug VOX Mini Guitar Amp

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 16:00:37 GMT

These tiny amps plug directly into your guitar to give you truly amazing sound... and that is no exaggeration. The Amplug amps sound just the full size VOX amps they are based on.

Price: $34.99

Labcutter Science Cookie Cutters

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 15:31:49 GMT

Flasks, test-tubes, beakers and the stylized electron-cloud atomic structure cookie cutters in this set make your cookies reflect the science with which they were made. No truly scientific baker would ever go without a set of these cookie cutters!

Price: $19.99

Boys Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 04:06:07 GMT

Price: $19.99

Switch Modular Pocket Knife

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:30:32 GMT

Switch is the ultimate modular pocketknife, with 17 different attachments so you can mix and match your most frequently used tools. Switch your Switch at will to be whatever you want it to be. It's your tool, your way.

Price: $59.99

Geek A Week Cards

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 21:00:52 GMT

It's official - Geeks now rule the world, and those elite few are documented now in trading card form. Famed artist Len Peralta has immortalized their nerd-essences in sets of cards, 8 at a time, for easy identification and recognition.

Price: $0.99 - $15.99

Kids Electronic Drum Kit Shirt

Mon, 11 Apr 2011 22:29:03 GMT

We know you expect innovative new products and we're here to pony up the goods. So, how about an electronic t-shirt with a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front? With 7 different drum sounds, you're ready to rock.

Price: $14.99

The ThinkGeek 'Ties Suck' Tie

Fri, 25 Mar 2011 20:35:02 GMT

We feel sorry for those of you who have to wear these nooses day in and day out so we figured we would create some buzz on the whole fashionable tie scene by proclaiming the truth...TIES SUCK!

Price: $29.99

Blood Bath Shower Gel

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:21:37 GMT

Bathtime should be fun. So, why not spice it up a bit by using a blood bag to clean yourself? Exactly. Bloody shower gel makes getting clean fun again. YAY.

Price: $5.99

Argyle Invaders Hoodie

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:49:07 GMT

Maybe the sky doesn't normally drop bombs on you, but it's always best to be prepared. Basically, anything falling from the sky you generally want to keep away from what we must say is your finest asset, your noggin. Let our hoodie help.

Price: $59.99

Stargate Coasters

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:50:36 GMT

Once proud interplanetary gateways, now keeps rings off your table

Price: $24.99 - $29.99

Castle Ravenloft

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 15:43:17 GMT

Wouldn't it be great to be able to hop in and out of a zombie and vampire-laden adventure with whoever happens to be sitting around on a Friday night? Now you can! Playable with 1-5 adventurers, Castle Ravenloft is never the same game twice.

Price: $59.99

Adam's Cube 6-in-1 Puzzle

Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:06:37 GMT

Each side of this translucent cube offers a new challenge, as players attempt to arrange the five puzzle pieces within a polygon frame. Some are more complex than others; solve one and move on to the next for lasting fun.

Price: $6.99

ThinkGeek Bluetooth Retro Handset

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 20:22:57 GMT

We realize there are plenty of small, lightweight, cyborg-style Bluetooth headsets out there. We wanted something with a little more personality so we did what any self-respecting geek would do - we rolled our own.

Price: $29.99

Zombie Board Game - Last Night On Earth

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 00:19:27 GMT

The Zombie Apocalypse is coming! Are you prepared? Once the infection spreads youll only have one shot at survival, or else you'll be spending your Last Night on Earth being slowly devoured by the hordes of ravenous undead.

Price: $44.99

Android Plush Robot

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 21:46:46 GMT

When we were having these manufactured, we were VERY sure to say they needed to be three laws safe. The first prototype came with four laws. It wasn't pretty, but we've totally fixed that wall and replaced the guy who sat in that cube.

Price: $9.99

R/C Micro Metal Gyro Copter

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 21:00:03 GMT

See the fruits of our laborious never ending quest for smaller, more amazing R/C copters. The Mighty Atom is one small copter, but size is not enough to please the discerning pilots at ThinkGeek... It has a metal alloy-body along with a built in gyro.

Price: $29.99

Star Wars Force FX Removable Blade Lightsabers

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:58:30 GMT

All of life's problems can be solved (or prevented) with a lightsaber. And these Force FX Lightsabers are as close to the real deal as they come - featuring movie accurate lights and sounds! Now, with removable blades!!!!

Price: $129.99

Hand-Forged Feasting Utensils

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:51:33 GMT

Great for the Faire or office eating. Feel like you are in a medieval office of yore, feasting on olde tyme food and stuff. Set of knife, fork, and spoon in a leather belt holster - for quick draw eating.

Price: $39.99

Twist Equation Alarm Clock

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:37:20 GMT

A very simple and space-age looking clock hides a secret. In order to turn the alarm off, you need to rotate the numerical dials and solve a math equation. Turning your brain on with math is a sure way to wake up.

Price: $9.99

LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:29:12 GMT

These jellies don't sting. But with the help of 6 bright LEDs, they change a variety of beautiful colors as they swim in their tank. A wonderfully relaxing conversation piece for your desk or home.

Price: $34.99

Petri Dish Plush Giant Microbes

Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:01:00 GMT

Stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes only a million times actual size! You get a Petri dish (about 6" in diameter) with 3 Mini Plush microbes in each Petri dish. Each Mini Microbe is between 2-3 inches and guaranteed cute overload. Simply delish!

Price: $7.99 - $9.99

Robox Mega Kit

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:01:03 GMT

Fully illustrated storybook about a young boy named Renny who makes his dreams come true with the help of Rex, his ROBOX. Includes a kit to build your very own 16 inch tall ROBOX, including stickers to personalize it.

Price: $13.95

Fly Stick Van de Graaff Levitation Wand

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 23:00:42 GMT

This battery powered wand features a mini Van de Graaff generator inside. Push a button on the handle and the static charge built up in the wand causes the included 3D mylar shapes to levitate at your command.

Price: $4.99 - $19.99

Minoru 3D Webcam

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:22:02 GMT

Price: $54.99

Salt & Pepper Robots

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:09:03 GMT

Salt & Pepper Robots

Price: $24.99

Wi-Spy 2.4i Spectrum Analyzer

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:22:24 GMT

A new spectrum analyzer with updated hardware and software!

Price: $89.99

Flitter Fairies

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:26:19 GMT

Bring a fairy home for your kids. Using a simple magic technique (and a bit of practice) your geeklings will be able to help the Fairy fly all around. Great for surprising friends and family. Make play time a little more magical.

Price: $16.99

Spycam Video Pen Camera

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:32:01 GMT

This Spycam is the classic pen camera, just like the ones used in secret agent movies, except it's been updated for the modern age with full video capabilities. Simple to operate with a built-in USB connector. 4GB of storage capacity to get the footage.

Price: $69.99

Halo Encyclopedia

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:12:33 GMT

Sure you love gaming and playing all the Halo games, but wouldn't you love to know more? With info from the legendary Halo story bible, this book's got some insight you'll never get anywhere else. And it's got lotsa purty pictures.

Price: $37.99

How Many Licks? (Or, How to Estimate Damn Near Anything)

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:05:39 GMT

Guess the number of jelly beans in the jar and win them all. Now you can apply science to this task and hopefully win yourself some candy. Using Fermi's theory of approximation, you'll learn how to build equations to estimate almost anything.

Price: $9.99

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:07:41 GMT

There is nothing as refreshing as reading (and indeed, re-reading) this masterful and hilariously brilliant space saga. Special volume includes five full novels!

Price: $18.99

Z.E.O. - A Zombie Guide to Business

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:27:14 GMT

A guide for any CEO or even us regular folk on how to be a better leader in business. Using tried and true zombie teachings and philosophy, you'll become the ZEO your company has needed. And then you'll get a(head)!

Price: $11.99

Gallop! A Scanimation Picture Book

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:53:24 GMT

Employing the patented technique of Scanimation, this book is a great way to introduce your geeklings to movement and animation. Each page has a different animal moving on the page. It's a marvel to behold.

Price: $10.99

Personal Soundtrack Shirt

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:54:04 GMT

AS SEEN ON BIG BANG THEORY! - This amazing new wearable audio solution features a working speaker embedded into the front of the shirt and can play music or sound effects appropriate for any situation. It's just like starring in your own movie...

Price: $29.99

The ThinkGeek 8-bit Tie

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:22:35 GMT

Born from April Fools, the 8-bit tie is now a reality. You'll be the envy of the office or, at least, you'll get tons of attention. You'll be just like Mario when he wore a tie to meetings when negotiating his contact with Nintendo...viva la 8-bit!

Price: $14.99

Jumbo LED Binary Clock

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:45:13 GMT

A one foot square geek chic masterpiece...

Price: $39.99 - $49.99

Opportunity Poster

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:36:51 GMT

I am Dr. Adewole Aremu - a director with the Union Bank of Nigeria in Lagos - and I wish to speak to you most urgently about a matter regarding the sum of $39,000,000 US Dollars...

Price: $7.99

Wi-Fi Detector Shirt

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:32:45 GMT

Now you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change to display the current Wi-Fi signal strength.

Price: $19.99

Motherboard Christmas Ornaments

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:18:41 GMT

Celebrate Christmas the way a geek should. Recycled motherboards cut into festive holiday shapes will look great hanging from your fir, pine or spruce. Have a Cool Yule, and a Merry Christmas!

Price: $5.99

C.H.I.M.P. Rearview Monitor Mirror

Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:18:03 GMT

C.H.I.M.P is an early warning system that will clue you in on when to Alt-Tab back to your spreadsheet when your boss suddenly appears. Ahh, Mother Necessity...

Price: $9.99