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Brain Candy

Mr. Zombie had a hard day. The morning was full of dodging shotgun blasts and locals with shovels. He had a light lunch (two brains, a kidney, seven feet of intestine, and a peppermint patty he found on the ground) and then decided to check out his favorite discotheque. There he spied the most heinous zombie girl in the world. He ran into the bathroom to make sure he was disgusting enough to chat her up. It was then Mr. Zombie discovered his breath reeked of peppermint! What to do? No worries - Mr. Zombie popped a Zombie Mint Zombie Chow

And how, you may wonder, did Mr. Zombie combat one mint with another? It's because Zombie Mints were made with the living dead in mind. They taste just like rotting brain. You probably think we're joking. You probably think these really just taste like sweet little peppermints. But you are wrong; dead wrong. Zombie Mints are not to be trifled with. They are Undead Approved for stinkening your breath. Are you brave enough to try some? Go on . . . we dare you.

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Zombie Mints

  • Rotting-brain flavored mints. What more needs to be said?
  • Each tin contains 100 mints.
  • Tin Dimensions: 2.5" diameter