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Out the butt and into your cup
- The rarest coffee in existence
- Straight from the ground of Sumatran coffee plantations
- Unique flavor is because it's been pooped out by a civet
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Out the butt and into your cup
Munch, munch, munch, plop, plop, plop - that's how you get good coffee! And we're dead serious. If you love coffee and are brave, read on. Prowling the coffee plantations at night, Paradoxurus hermaphroditis (better known as the Asian Palm Civet Cat, or Steve to his friends) eats only the finest and ripest cherries (the fruit of the coffee plant). Eventually, it poops out the stones (more commonly called "beans"). These are collected and cleaned and eventually become the coffee beans we know and love. YAY. And we choose to call this culinary marvel Civet Crap Choice Coffee.
Civet Crap Choice Coffee is also known as "Kopi Luwak", and is considered by many to be the world's finest coffee. Certainly, it's the most rare - only 500 kg are gathered each year. Civet Crap Choice Coffee has an intense but delicate flavor and no aftertaste (which is unique in coffee). The flavor is due to the fact that the beans have been partially fermented inside the digestive system of the Civet. YAY. Oh, and get this: by buying this coffee you are actually helping the Civet. It's true. The manufacturer of Civet Crap Choice Coffee helps support the protection of the Civet (aka. Steve) in his native Vietnam. Civet Crap Choice Coffee - gross in theory, delicious in your cup.
Civet Crap Choice Coffee
- The rarest coffee in existence.
- Straight from the ground of wonderful Sumatran coffee plantations.
- Packaged by a highly-ethical company who makes routine trips to inspect the animal welfare and quality standards where the poop is.
- Has a unique and delicate flavor after fermenting in the Civet's digestive system (yup, it poops out the beans).
- Only 500 kg of this coffee are produced each year.
- Did we mention this stuff is delicious? 'Cause it is.
- Servings: approx. 5-10 (depending on how strong you like it).
- Net Wt.: 57g
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