The Thirst Mutilator!

Straight from the future comes: BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR!!! It's full of electrolytes and uh . . . stuff. BRAWNDO is so awesome it has to always be written in all uh . . . big letters. You drink it and um . . . you can also give it to plants because BRAWNDO has everything plants need. Water is for toilets; BRAWNDO is for everything else. Expecially (sic) for putting in your mouth. And on plants. Plants need BRAWNDO, too. They do. Yup.

From the Mike Judge (you know, the dude who brought the world Office Space) movie Idiocracy, BRAWNDO is an officially licensed energy drink. But not just an energy drink - it is our future! BRAWNDO is loaded with caffeine: 200mg per can, to be exact. BRAWNDO will pump you full of energy with Taurine, Inositol, Guarana, Potassium, and Vitamins B6, B12, and C - all in a carbonated, bright green, lemon lime liquid. Don't be an idiot; drink BRAWNDO. There's tons of time to be an idiot in the future. Oh, and if anyone asks if you want to participate in an Army experiment - just say, "No!"

Each case contains 24 - 16oz cans of BRAWNDO - The Thirst Mutilator! 200mg of caffeine per can.