Need Some Pocket-Sized Recharging?

Sure popular media would have us all believe that we are nothing but coppertops living an imaginary existence, but that does little to help us understand these yummy little bundles of energy wrapped up in a D Cell sized and styled tin. So instead just think of these candies as yummy little bundles of chocolate covered coffee energy transported in a D cell and consumed by coppertops for optimum charging in an imaginary world. That works.

Delicious and nutritious (well...2% of your daily suggested intake of Iron and Calcium is sorta kinda healthy), Chargers are great for whenever you need a little pick me up. You can judge your caffeine need in D cells now. Late Night at Work = 1 D Cell. Gaming Marathonapalooza = 20 D Cells. Hey, we know your priorities! When you finish the beans in each tin, you can reuse the tins to store up to six dollars in quarters for your friends M.A.M.E. cabinet or for laundry day!

Each tin has approx. 12-15 beans, and they are stackable. Each bean varies in caffeine content, but it normally only takes a few to get a cup of coffee's worth of buzz.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
-- Popular Usenet Sig

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