The Devil Made Them Do It...

These are incredibly flavored caffeinated cinnamon morsels of pure coding bliss.

That said, the only problem with Penguin Reds is that they are not red (they are white with red speckles). If they were red, then we could all waltz around the world with our Super Powered Kung Foo and truly declare 'I took the red pill'. For now, you'll just have to buy the shirt and hope nobody calls you on it.

Three penguin mints are equivalent to about 1 coke in terms of caffeine. There are about 75 mints per tin. Drop a cinnamon penguin red in a bawls if you want to get devilishly serious (actually, we've named this concoction the 'fiery blue bawls')

(Penguin mints are sugarfree and contain sorbitol and aspartame) Sorry if that ruins your day, but they are still damn good.

Your choice of a single tin or a 4-pack.