Nietzsche Mints

Sigh. Life is without meaning. It is bleak, empty, and anything we assign value to is completely false. We could say, for instance, that these Nihilist Mints symbolize that blankness of meaning, but then that would be a contradiction as we would be saying that Nihilist Mints mean something. They don't. They are so bleak, they don't even have flavor. Nihilist Mints are flavorless, just like life. Epic sigh.

Whether or not you believe in the thoughts and musings of Nietzsche or Jacobi, whether or not you think life has meaning, you just gotta admit that flavorless Nihilist Mints are funny. They just are. They are packaged in a desolate looking tin that will scream to the world that you mock everything - especially those folks who don't believe in things. And why? Because those who don't believe in anything will not believe in the fact they are being mocked, and so are less likely to hit you. Hurrah. Time to mock the meaninglessness of flavor with Nihilist Mints.

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Nihilist Mints

• Life is without meaning, so these mints are without taste.
• Each tin contains 60 mints.
• Tin Dimensions: 3" x 0.75" x 0.625"