Loot: 
Whiskey Stones
$19.99
Soylent Green Crackers
$8.99
Astronaut Ice Cream
$3.99
Titanium Spork
$8.99
DIY Juice to Alcohol Kit
$9.99
Canned Unicorn Meat
$12.99
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Bacon Salt
$4.99
Bacon Lip Balm
$3.99
Periodic BaCoN
$16.99 - $19.99
Bacon Soap
$5.99
Bacon Hot Sauce
$7.99
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
$6.99 - $37.99
Baconnaise
$5.99
Original Ring Thing
$7.99
Caffeine Molecule
$16.99 - $20.99
Bacon Gumballs
$3.99 - $9.99
Ghost Pepper Chili Flakes
$11.99
Wasabi Gumballs
$3.99 - $9.99
Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion
$4.99 - $15.99
Cupcake Lip Balm
$3.99
Candy Unicorn Horn
$9.99
Soda Bottle Lip Balm
$2.49
Bawls Mints - High Caffeine Candy
$2.99 - $9.99
Gamer Grub Energy Snacks
$2.99 - $7.99
Aeropress Coffee Maker
$2.99 - $25.99
nom nom nom Lunchbag
$12.99
Bacon Wallet
$11.99
Black Black Gum/Candy
$2.49 - $7.99
Awesomesauce Hot Sauce
$9.99
Foosh Energy Mints
$3.99 - $10.99
The Legend of Zelda Mints
$3.99 - $9.99
Bacon Beans Jellybeans
$5.99 - $9.99
Biofuel Gourmet Caffeinated Popcorn
$2.99 - $7.99
Crackheads
$2.49 - $9.99
Tactical Sammich
$5.99
Bacon Wrapping Paper
$3.99
Bendy Mr. Bacon
$4.99
Super Caffeinated Chocolate Rocks
$3.99 - $8.99
Grow Your Own Coffee
$9.99
Candwich Canned Sandwich
$4.99
DIY Drinking Strawz
$9.99 - $24.99
Civet Crap Choice Coffee
$34.99
Zombie Mints
$2.99 - $6.99
Penguin Mints
$2.99 - $10.99
