Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Ninjas

Written by Ninja expert and enthusiast Robert Hamburger, this book represents a lifetime of collected knowledge. Pouring over all available resources, Mr. Hamburger has pieced together a comprehensive guide to the artist of death we know as “Ninja.” From basic facts to details regarding Ninja history and culture, this book leaves no facet of Ninja lore undisturbed. You will learn all you need to know to embrace the way of the Ninja and eventually become one yourself. Ninjas are cool; and by cool, we mean “totally sweet.”

Here are some Ninja facts from the book – tidbits, if you will, to whet your appetite:

• Ninjas are mammals.
• Ninjas fight ALL the time.
• The purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people.
• Ninjas fly all the time…not like birds, but more like hovercrafts….
• In the olden days, ninjas would develop their strength by wrestling with dogs, playing video games, and just plain hanging out. Fortunately, not much has changed.

Publisher’s Note

Parental Advisory - immature content. Please do not do anything described in this book. Also, please respect bedtimes and other people.