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From Bags to Verse: Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

A sort of poetic guide for gifts to disburse
so Valentine's Day is a bit better not worse

It's always a good time for cringeworthy poetry in bursts, but Valentine's Day especially makes us want to pen lyrics until it hurts. So here are ThinkGeek Valentine's gifts - we think you should know 'em in the format of Valentine's Day poems.

Top Geeky Valentine's Gifts For Her

Roses are neat
Violets okay
What can't be beat?
Plush Corgi Bouquets

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Plush Corgi Bouquet


A good relationship we shall always be modelin'
Remaining in orbit, not breaking up like Alderaan
May not a Dagobah without us sharing a kind word
Our love shall never Endor ever become maudlin

Star Wars Planetary Necklace

Star Wars Galactic Necklace


If you're looking for a gift that's not a bore,
think about a purse that's a dinosaur
It keeps all her money
While being quite funny
For a Valentine's that's memorable for many more

Betseysaurusrex Purse

Betsey Johnson Betseysaurusrex Purse


Some prefer clubbing
But I'm into tubbing
Rub-a-dub dubbing
With a cupcake that's bubbling

Geeklove Cupcake Bath Bomb

I Love My Geek 8-Bit Heart Cupcake Bath Bomb - Exclusive


I saw this gift, 
thought of you, and smiled
Because about you 
I'm Hogwarts wild
Hope you'll slumber well 
in Harry Potter style

Hogwarts Sleep Shirt

Harry Potter Hogwarts Ladies' One-Piece Sleepwear


Top Geeky Valentine's Gifts For Him

Roses you smell
Water you drink
Let's raise a glass
To your new cufflinks

I Love You I Know Cufflinks

Star Wars I Love You / I Know Cufflinks


The Falcon was always under repair
With Han propping walls up via girder
This one has many  tools - don't despair
A small gift for your favorite nerf herder

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-tool Kit

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit - Exclusive


For my dearest dream hunk
Who's so into steampunk
I couldn't resist
this atop your wrist
So some cash down I plunked

Tesla Watch

Tesla Watch


There once was a geek from Nantucket
He wore a guitar shirt and could pluck it
His solo went on
For far, far too long
He forgot all the notes and said... he'd just wing it and sort of do a jazz riff if that'd be okay

Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt

Playable Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt


There's no homing beacon for you to track it
If a rogue should attempt to jack it
It's pretty awesome loot
That makes us go w00t
So take care of your Star Wars Rebel jacket

Star Wars Rebel Logo Track Jacket

Star Wars Rebel Logo Track Jacket


Top Geeky Valentine's Gifts, Non-Gender Specific

For those whose love is complex like an oil refinery
And who do not think of themselves in terms that are binary

Let's say "hip, hip, hooray!"
For the Star Wars plush bouquet
Nine cutesie characters with which to play
Could anything be better? I say nay.

Star Wars Plush Bouquet

Star Wars Plush Bouquet 3.0


Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Beanie with two thoughts in tow
You'll love this hat, I (just) know

Star Wars Love Beanie

Star Wars I Love You / I Know Reversible Beanie


Tea for two
Me and you
Have a pot or three
Of Harry Potter tea

Harry Potter Blue Gold China Tea Set

Harry Potter Blue and Gold New Bone China Tea Set


Life is better together 
In a matching sweater
Brunette, blonde or ginger
Wear the Valiant harbinger

Valiant Harbinger Unisex Sweater

Valiant Harbinger Unisex Sweater


Do you write your own poetry to accompany the perfect Valentine's Day gift? Let us know in the comments or get in touch with us by tweeting @thinkgeek or messaging us on Facebook!

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