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Guess the weight to win!

When you think about essential spy gear, jackets don't come to mind. But if one could help conceal what you're carrying from your enemies, protect your personal documents from RFID scanning, & give you a secure, hidden space explicitly for running your microphone cord? Yeah. That's a jacket worthy of the word "spy-tacular."

There's still time left! Enter below by 11:59pm ET Sunday, 10/20 for the chance to win a fully-furnished SeV Alpha Jacket. One lucky winner will receive over $1,000 worth of prizes, including an iPad mini (pictured below), as long as you can correctly guess the weight of the jacket with all the items inside.


UPDATE: The contest is now closed! Congratulations to Kelly N. of Jackson, MI for the winning guess! The correct weight of the prize pack was 7.485 pounds. Kudos to all of you chuckleheads who guessed 42. Better luck next time!


Alpha Jacket & prizes

The jacket has 35 pockets. Here it is stuffed with all the prizes pictured on the left.

Please Note:

  • The only unit of measurement we will accept is pounds! (Sorry, it's just simpler and yes, we're silly Americans.) Please convert ounces to decimals and enter ONLY THE NUMBER in the form. For instance, 5 pounds 3 ounces is 5.1875 pounds, and you would enter "5.1875" in the form.
  • One entry per person, please. We will only consider your first submission, even if you've changed your mind, so make sure you're set on your answer!
  • You can enter on this blog post or on our contest page, but NOT both. Remember: there can only be one!
  • The winner is the person who guesses the closest to the correct weight, without exceeding it. In the event of a tie, the winner will be selected randomly from those entrants.
  • Only the countries listed in the form can participate; if your country is not listed, sorry! Timmy sends you all his love and e-bananas.
  • Looking for the legalese? You can find it here.
MAKE IT SEW: An Epic Star Trek Shirt Design Contest

UPDATE: So sorry for the long wait, folks!! The shirt has been printed & we can finally announce the winner:

Congratulations Jeremy Sniatecki with his "EntHERprise" design featuring a creative merging of the original series Starship Enterprise and the classic female gender symbol. We went through hundreds of entries, and his design was the standout winner!

Star Trek EntHERprise Ladies' Tee

Last call to enter our Star Trek Shirt Design Contest!

Win $500 & your design printed!

To help celebrate 2013 as the Year of the Fangirl, we've teamed up with Her Universe to host an epic Star Trek shirt design contest, which we're calling "Make It Sew." The idea: you send us your Star Trek shirt design, which can be from any of the television series. We go through them and select the most epic one. That person gets a $500 prize and also gets his or her design printed on one of Her Universe's super-comfy ladies' blanks and made available here on ThinkGeek for all our Star Trek fangirls!

The Details:

  • Submit your design to startrekcontest@heruniverse.com by 11:59pm ET Monday, 10/14 to be considered to win. The winner will be announced Friday, 10/18. Sorry for the wait, folks! This is taking a bit longer than we anticipated. We've submitted designs that we like to our friends at Star Trek, and once we have an approved winner and shirts for everyone, we'll announce the winner!
  • You may submit up to (3) entries per person.
  • The shirt templates, along with more info, can be downloaded at our Official Contest Page.
  • If it ain't your art, we don't want it. Only original works, please.
  • All entries must be in one of the following file formats: GIF, JPG, PDF, PNG.
  • Submitting a design signifies that you agree to the Terms & Conditions

MAKE IT SEW!

P.S. If you have non-Star Trek shirt ideas, you're always welcome to submit your designs to the ThinkGeek Bounty Program! Just last month, we made three ideas submitted through the Bounty Program into shirts.

Our 2012 geeky pumpkin pile

What time is it?

Great Geeky Pumpkin Template Contest time!

Adipose pumpkin

Prepare yourselves. Pumpkins are upon us. Get out your dremels, gourd knives, spoons, and fancy high-tech lasers--we must fight back against the pumpkins the only way we know how: carve & turn them into pies!

But who is the best carver of them all? Who will rise above the rest and submit the winning template for a $131 ThinkGeek gift certificate and the fabled Mystery Box?

Enter your pumpkin template between now and Friday, 10/25/2013; we'll print our favorites for our own pumpkin carving party on Thursday, 10/31. That night, we'll announce our $131 and Super Secret Mystery Box (which may include a few special things) grand prize winner and two $131 gift certificate runners-up--along with photos of pumpkin guts and our finished masterpieces!


We have our 2013 Winners!

The judges have made their final decision. The winning templates for 2013 are posted below, and if you see yours there, we'll be in touch via email shortly, regarding your prize information. We'll post up the rest of our 2013 favorites soon!

First, though, we've got to clean up this mess of pumpkin guts! Can't let the Pumpkin Police find any evidence of what went down.

First place winner

pumpkin template Ohhh Myyy! by Toffeemama

Ohhh Myyy! by Toffeemama

Runner-up winner

pumpkin template Grumpy Cat by Jesse F.

Grumpy Cat by Jesse F.

Runner-up winner

pumpkin template Jigglypuff by Ian T.

Jigglypuff by Ian T.

Our 2013 geeky pumpkin pile

Enter your Great Geeky Pumpkin Template

A few handy guidelines to awesomeness:

  • Submit original artwork or a concept we haven't seen before. Cutting and pasting clip art into a Word doc does not a winning template make.
  • Think about making your template big enough for an actual pumpkin. Filling a 8.5x11" standard sheet of paper with your design is a pretty good rule of thumb.
  • Templates that include impossible to carve areas (like carving a big "O" shape and then expecting the middle to stay put) won't work unless you don't carve that space completely (or specify something tricky like a toothpick to hold it in place).
  • If you have more than one design to submit, you'll need to use this form more than once.
  • We don't care where you put your template on the internets as long as it's accessible to us. We're willing to work with most filetype, but PDFs are preferred with PNGs and JPGs a close second.

Looking for inspiration?

2012 winners:

First place winner

pumpkin template Ello by @breakinginsanity

Ello by @breakinginsanity

Runner-up winner

pumpkin template Walt-O-Lantern by Elizabeth Z.

Walt-O-Lantern by Elizabeth Z.

Runner-up winner

pumpkin template Mockingjay by Nicole H.

Mockingjay by Nicole H.

2011 winners:

First place winner

pumpkin template Fezes are cool by Liz H.

Fezzes are cool by Liz H.

Runner-up winner

pumpkin template Pumpkin-chu by Toffeemama

Pumpkin-chu by Toffeemama

Runner-up winner

pumpkin template River by Melisa C.

River by Melisa C.

Check out some of our favorite templates from 2009, 2010, and 2011, and 2012 (right click to download):


pumpkin template Avengers Logo by Patrick D.

Avengers Logo by Patrick D.

pumpkin template Haunted Knight by Cassie G.

Haunted Knight by Cassie G.

pumpkin template Battlestar by Nicole H.

Battlestar by Nicole H.

pumpkin template Walt-O-Lantern by Elizabeth Z.

Walt-O-Lantern by Elizabeth Z.

pumpkin template SHIELD by Patrick D.

SHIELD by Patrick D.

pumpkin template Deadpool by Caroline C.

Deadpool by Caroline C.

pumpkin template XCOM by Xenomorph816

XCOM by Xenomorph816

pumpkin template Dalek by Ashley S.

Dalek by Ashley S.

pumpkin template The Corporation by @WhiteHotChocol8

The Corporation by @WhiteHotChocol8

pumpkin template Skulltula by Brdn L.

Skulltula by Brdn L.

pumpkin template Spock Silhouette by Alex M.

Spock Silhouette by Alex M.

pumpkin template Weeping Angel Janus by Jonathon A.

Weeping Angel Janus by Jonathon A.

pumpkin template Turanga Leela by Nathan H.

Turanga Leela by Nathan H.

pumpkin template Talk to the Hand by Donza

Talk to the Hand by Donza

pumpkin template Gothic Raven by deathmango

Gothic Raven by deathmango

pumpkin template Mockingjay by Nicole H.

Mockingjay by Nicole H.

pumpkin template Atom by Nicole H.

Atom by Nicole H.

pumpkin template Brak-O-Lantern by Kimberbot

Brak-O-Lantern by Kimberbot

pumpkin template Ubuntu by Joel G.

Ubuntu by Joel G.

Captain America shield by Patrick D.

Captain America shield by Patrick D.

pumpkin template PvZ Conehead Zombie by Yeng

PvZ Conehead Zombie by Yeng

pumpkin template Decepticon Pumpkin by minikitty

Decepticon Pumpkin by minikitty

pumpkin template Iron Man by Donza

Iron Man by Donza

pumpkin template Chevron 7... LOCKED! by Cleo the Muse

Chevron 7... LOCKED! by Cleo the Muse

pumpkin template Assassins Creed by xXFLIPKNOTXx

Assassins Creed by xXFLIPKNOTXx

pumpkin template Teenage Mutant Ninja Pumpkin by Toffeemama

Teenage Mutant Ninja Pumpkin by Toffeemama

pumpkin template Dude Come On Rage Pumpkin by Geeky Creeper

Dude Come On Rage Pumpkin by Geeky Creeper

pumpkin template Alien egg (leave top open) by Rob S

Alien egg (leave top open) by Rob S

pumpkin template Quail Man by breakinginsanity

Quail Man by breakinginsanity

pumpkin template Thors Hammer by Nicole H.

Thor's Hammer by Nicole H.

pumpkin template Cyl-O-Lantern by Aeta Capella

Cyl-O-Lantern by Aeta Capella

pumpkin template Overbearing Pumpkin by AnimatedMe

Overbearing Pumpkin by AnimatedMe

pumpkin template Heisenberg by Toffeemama

Heisenberg by Toffeemama

pumpkin template Gojira by dpanta

Gojira by dpanta

pumpkin template Leeloo by Toffeemama

Leeloo by Toffeemama

pumpkin template Nightmare Night by ShinyHappyGoth

Nightmare Night by ShinyHappyGoth

pumpkin template Ello by @breakinginsanity

Ello by @breakinginsanity

pumpkin template The Dark Knight by Derek F.

The Dark Knight by Derek F.

pumpkin template Phant-O-Lantern by Jonathan L.

Phant-O-Lantern by Jonathan L.

pumpkin template Gangnam Style! by Amanda C.

Gangnam Style! by Amanda C.

pumpkin template Howard Pumpkin Lovecraft by Rob S.

Howard Pumpkin Lovecraft by Rob S.

pumpkin template Restored Pumpkin by @MaryKateClark  title=

"Restored" Pumpkin by @MaryKateClark

pumpkin template Chell by zwad3

Chell by zwad3

pumpkin template House Targaryen is Angry by Tim C.

House Targaryen is Angry by Tim C.

pumpkin template Galaga by Patrick J.

Galaga by Patrick J.

pumpkin template An Unexpected Pumpkin by @lil_monmon

An Unexpected Pumpkin by @lil_monmon

pumpkin template Angry Bender by Donza

Angry Bender by Donza

pumpkin template Oh My Lump by AnimatedMe

Oh My Lump by AnimatedMe

pumpkin template Turret by Loxley

Turret by Loxley

pumpkin template Night of the Derpy is Angry by Patrick F.

Derpy is Angry by Patrick F.

Boba Fett by Fraken_Toaster25

Boba Fett by Fraken_Toaster25

pumpkin template Princess Peach by Katisme

Princess Peach by Katisme

Nightmare Before Christmas by Aeuriga

Nightmare Before Christmas by Aeuriga

pumpkin template The Doctor's Angel by Elizabeth Z.

The Doctor's Angel by Elizabeth Z.

pumpkin template The Walking Dead by adswartz

The Walking Dead by adswartz

pumpkin template Night of the Living Dead Zombie Girl by Zack M.

Night of the Living Dead Zombie Girl by Zack M.

Lucky Cat by Toffeemama

Lucky Cat by Toffeemama

pumpkin template Mathematical! by Vincent C.

Mathematical! by Vincent C.

Dark Defender by Taylor G.

Dark Defender by Taylor G.

pumpkin template NyanCat by @prox

NyanCat by @prox

pumpkin template Harmless little bunny by @biochemcrazy

Harmless little bunny by @biochemcrazy

Bazinga! by @lil_monmon

Bazinga! by @lil_monmon

pumpkin template Ood by Sarah F.

Ood by Sarah F.

pumpkin template Alien by Taylor G.

Alien by Taylor G.

Fezes are cool by Liz H.

Fezzes are cool by Liz H.

pumpkin template High five by Toffeemama

High five by Toffeemama

pumpkin template Tauntaun by Nicole H.

Tauntaun by Nicole H.

It's Be-Bop Time by Justin B.

It's Be-Bop Time by Justin B.

pumpkin template Piggy by g0t_bliss

Piggy by g0t_bliss

pumpkin template Tauntaun by animatedme

Gory Tauntaun by animatedme

Space Invaders by Keegan C.

Space Invaders by Keegan C.

pumpkin template Abby Normal by breakinginsanity

Abby Normal by breakinginsanity

pumpkin template Pac-Man-O-Lantern by robotnutt

Pac-Man-O-Lantern by robotnutt

Live long and prosper by @zenassassins

Live long and prosper by @zenassassins

pumpkin template Trollface in 4 layers by Steven B.

Trollface in 4 layers by Steven B.

pumpkin template Portal pumpkins by Duncan B.

Portal pumpkins by Duncan B.

Mojang by Blogum

Mojang by Blogum

pumpkin template Pumpkin-chu by Toffeemama

Pumpkin-chu by Toffeemama

pumpkin template Sackboy by Dennis S.

Sackboy by Dennis S.

Shockwave by SCG

Shockwave by SCG

pumpkin template Stormtrooper by AutumnNight

Stormtrooper by AutumnNight

pumpkin template Metroid by Brdn L

Metroid by Brdn L

Zerg by Phil S.

Zerg by Phil S.

pumpkin template Cylon by Loxley

Cylon by Loxley

pumpkin template River by Melisa C.

River by Melisa C.

Strongbad by Adrienne Ezell

Strongbad by Adrienne Ezell

pumpkin template Tux the Linux Pumpkin by pumpkinlady

Tux the Linux Pumpkin by pumpkinlady

pumpkin template Galactic Empire by AutumnNight

Galactic Empire by AutumnNight

TARDIS by Melody W.

TARDIS by Melody W.

pumpkin template Gondor Calls for Aid by NeekerBreeker

Gondor Calls for Aid by NeekerBreeker

pumpkin template Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty by Katie B.

pumpkin template Death Star

Death Star by M B

Serenity logo

Serenity logo by JordieK

pumpkin template Triforce

Triforce by Makenna C.

QR code

QR code by Goldie R.

pumpkin template WoW

WoW by AutumnNight

pumpkin template Timmy

Timmy by enzimmerman

pumpkin template LEGO head

LEGO head by @pixiekitty

pumpkin template 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Diamond Girl

pumpkin template Trollface

Trollface by @AndyGotPaws

pumpkin template Marvin

Marvin by Laura M.

pumpkin template Steampunk heart

Steampunk heart by Vikki-Michelle F.

pumpkin template Wheatley

Wheatley by Tori M.

pumpkin template Minecraft Pumpkin

Minecraft Pumpkin by @TheHat2

pumpkin template Orange Lantern

Orange Lantern by Amanda L.

pumpkin template k-9

K-9 by @Suzaku7

pumpkin template aperture

Aperture by @GossamerAtara

pumpkin template totoro

Totoro by Kathy P.

pumpkin template android

Android by Puckbyter

pumpkin template adipose

Adipose by @Suzaku7

pumpkin template pacpumpkin

Pac O'Lantern by @jacobwstewart

pumpkin template Minecraft creeper

Minecraft Creeper by Michael Shad

Star Trek Enterprise pumpkin template

NCC-1701 by maddoghoek

Star Wars pumpkin template

Star Wars by merit

King Boo pumpkin template

King Boo, by Thejehosephat

pumpkin template Companion Cube

My Best Friend by Cognitive

pumpkin template One Up Mushroom

1UP Pumpkin by Jennifer Summe

Cthulhu by bobarobes

MST3K 3-D by littlebitocd

pumpkin template Iron Man

Proof your pumpkin has a heart by @CaptDNA

pumpkin template Recursive Pumpkin Pumpkin Pumpkin

Infinite Pumpkins by Colin B.

Autobot by jhliu

pumpkin template Red Ring of Death

Red Ring of Death by Nate S.

Wifi by backslashdave

d20 by backslashdave

Blue Sun by Shimo