Doctor Who toile pattern at Spoonflower.

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. That's the sound of our linkdump truck backing up. Please stand back; this batch is a doozy and covers a couple of weeks! Enjoy responsibly.

Our favorite links from the Twitter, Google+, and Facebook 'verse:

Incredible steampunk Portal Gun by Duncan Shirah. (Technabob)

Lovely long exposure photographs of fireworks. (This is Colossal)

Rainbow Dash nails. Enough said. (Tumblr)

Adorable Dune Sandworm and Muad Dib amigurumi. (DeviantArt)

Doctor Who toile printed on demand would get some doubletakes. (Spoonflower)

Disgusting toe cookies look not at all delicious. (Evilcakes)

Super Mario proposal and engagement rings. (Tumblr)

Just a friendly reminder to wake up & get off the couch. (YouTube)

LOTR hobbit cake is just the thing for 1st or 2nd breakfast, or tea, or... (Twitpic)

Kirk is not expected to live long & prosper. (NOAA)

And now, Matt Smith & Karen Gillan sing the Doctor Who theme. (YouTube)

It's about time someone sent a TARDIS into space! & @WhatTravisSays might even let us send Timmy along, too. (Kickstarter)

Ceci n'est pas une junction box. (Twitpic)

Little known fact: Darth Vader is actually Kelly Clarkson! (YouTube)

If you see one video of baby twins dancing while dad plays guitar today, make it this one. (YouTube)

NES Toaster, aka "Nintendo Edibility System. Add jam *after* toasting cartridge. (Twitpic)

This is hypnotic. Mike L.'s 5-year-long daily photo video includes costumes, tattoos, & dancing hair. (YouTube)

Hey, I'm Schrodinger and this is crazy... (Twitpic)

Never too early to start planning Halloween when it involves a paper mache Dementor. (Twitpic)

This Harry Potter quilt by @ofenjen will make you wish it was chilly out. (Twitpic)

Children's computer books: If You Give a Browser a Cookie, Everyone PHPs, Mr. Gmail & more. (Twitpic)

What a 500 lb, 6'7", 600-serving Vader cake looks like, before & after @501stLegion, by @oakleafcakes. (Twitpic)

A dog singing the Game of Thrones theme. Add a cat for extra drama. (YouTube)

When you sync your camera shutter to the speed of helicopter blades, your brain implodes. Eye-boggling! (YouTube)

Enjoy talking to strangers online AND working with monkeys? We're hiring! Email & Social Coordinator and Social Media Intern positions are open. (ThinkGeek)

So, this just happened at Star Wars Celebration. (Twitpic)

Best garage door ever!? Book shelf for well-read automobiles. (Twitpic)

Gotta stitch 'em all! Incredible Pokemon 1st generation cross-stitch by @Eponases. (Twitpic)

Godzilla vs. Thomas Kinkade: WHO WILL WIN!? (Godzilla, of course.) (Twitpic)

Shiny steampunk copper bathroom! Note the toilet tank gauge. (Twitpic)

Hungry? We made you a Timmy pancake. (It's actually Curious George by @kitchenfun3sons.) (Twitpic)

This is slick. Ghostbusters theme played on 8 floppy drives & it sounds awesome. (YouTube)

"Lab Technician Found Drunk, Partially Nude in Locker Room While 2 Monkeys Loose in Lab." Sadly, no pics. (WJBF News)

Every Major's Terrible, a classic xkcd delivered in a catchy song. (YouTube)

It's dangerous to go alone. Eat this. (Spacekat267)

And now for something completely different. (Bag of Nothing)

A little perspective! The planets to scale. (Space Facts)

Ever wanted a bird's eye view of Sheldon, Leonard, & Penny's apartments--including that useless elevator? (DeviantART)

Doctor Who Quiet Book for kids by BantamBB is adorable, instructive, and a little dangerous--just like any good Doctor. (Bantam BB)

Just in case you weren't sure if you wanted to be J.K. Rowling's kid, she's building her children a Hogwarts-inspired treehouse complex. (Hypable)

Sir Ian McKellan sings "Baby Got Back." (Not really, but if you close your eyes it's pretty dang close.) (YouTube)

And for dessert, adorable Angry Birds piggies macarons. (The Cookie Fairy)

Albert Einstein wearing fuzzy slippers. Enough said. (Twitpic)