Happy Birthday to us!
In case you may have forgotten, we're turning 13 years old!
Wait, you DID forget?
You're still in the clear. Our actual anniversary isn't until August 13th, so if you want to whip up a TARDIS, or a hoverboard, or a giant mecha, you still have plenty of time. A black forest cake with whipped cream and cherries on top that is NOT a lie would go over well, too.
Actually, we should give you a gift for keeping us around for 13 whole years! It's been awesome. A whirlwind of fantastic geekery, and we couldn't have done any of it without you. Your brains power our entire world domination superstructure, after all.
Uh...forget that last part. Top secret. Onto the important part of the post!
We're hoping that you'll make our birthday the bestest ever by entering to win a $1,000 ThinkGeek shopping spree. The contest ends today at 11:59pm ET, so please hurry! We don't want you to miss out on your chance for some sweet ThinkGeek swag.
Why are you still reading this? Enter now!