He has the best of intentions. Really.
Want to get your hands on a legendary Sith Lord?
It's your lucky day. ThinkGeek is teaming up with Sideshow Collectibles to give one random geek a chance to be the very first person to get their hands on a Legendary Scale Darth Maul figure this September, worth $2,000!
What does Legendary mean in relation to figures, you ask? Well, it means that the Sith Enforcer that you're getting a chance to win is 40 inches tall and so exquisitely detailed that you can make out the pores on his face and you can practically hear the leather creak.
There's no reason to wait aside from that lingering fear of Force choking--Go ahead. Make his day.
Disclaimer: ThinkGeek is only partially responsible for friends and family members turning to the Dark Side after exposure to the awesomeness of this figure.