It's the weekend. Spring is coming. You need more shirts.
This weekend only, you can buy one t-shirt and get another t-shirt for 50% off.
Here are the details:
- This awesome deal does not apply to the following items: Things that are not t-shirts, including but not limited to hoodies, jackets, interactive shirts, and satellites.
- You can buy as many t-shirts as you want. Half of them will be 50% off. All of them will be 50% cotton. Maybe.
- The cheaper of the two t-shirts will be always the 50% off one. So it is written. So it shall be done.
- This deal will only exist between the hours of 12:00am on March 17th until 11:59pm on March 18th. Eastern standard time.
- If anything unnatural or incongruous happens, remember: A wizard did it.
That's all, folks! Feel free to bug us if you have any questions, however. We're always up for conversation and/or debating the physics of the Force.