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Oct
26
2011

Our wit, let us share it with you!

I think Hans can fit up there. Maybe.

Yes. That is indeed a ninja-only exit. Well. Ninjas and anyone nimble enough to make it up there. So it's Hans's exit.

You might already know that the monkeys at ThinkGeek HQ are fans of informative signs. However, what you likely don't know is that we've got witty one liners and inside jokes plastered pretty much everywhere in this office. One day we decided that keeping all of this awesome to ourselves was a little selfish, so out came the camera.

Who can be sad with a shirt like that?

Sad Keanu was plaguing HQ for about a month, popping up everywhere, depressing everyone with his hangdog expression. Even the coffee was not immune. Until one day they all started to disappear.

This is the only sad Keanu left. He's perched outside of Willie's office in his fancy tie-dye kitten shirt.


Censored!

Totally Christian's fault.


TIMMY, NOOOOO!

Timmy! Nooooooooo!


Hello?

I might not be looking for Lionel, but that sweater is fantastic.


Look for the rainbow, he'll be there.

Has anyone seen our unicorn, Sam?


Sam!?

...


Don't get your fingers too close.

Over by the customer service monkeys we find this odd creature. He looks...hungry.


Raptors. Everywhere.

It's been ten whole days since the last raptor incident!? Excellent! I'm sure it's perfectly safe to let down our guard.


SCREEE!

AIYEE! Okay, time to set that counter back to zero. Again.


Uh...

That's all for now. We'll leave you with the knowledge that somewhere at ThinkGeek HQ there is a barefoot monkey looking up wistfully and sighing sadly to themselves.

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Comments

meaningless icon! I've seen your unicorn. He was delicious.
10kiki24 said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! I saw Sam, and told him you miss him. He said everything will be fine and continued on his journey, expelling rainbows from his butt.
Lexxe said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Dear thinkgeek, I love you. Please open an office in Canada so that I may work for you. Or pay for me to move to the US, whichever works. kthxbai
apeeps said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! *gasp* timmy heads?
mockgeek said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! There was a unicorn in my garden eating the roses. Was that yours?
Web Goddess said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! If you ever feel the need to hire someone to place such random/weird items around the office, feel free to hire me.
That1WeirdKid said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! If you ever feel the need to hire someone to continually rotate said odd/random/weird items around you office, I shall gladly take up that position
That1WeirdKid said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! You know what you need? You need a librarian. I am available to catalogue your geektasticness, or, you know search databases for you and come up with awesome new subject headings for your stuff. Having a librarian around can only add to the geek cred. Seriously! Also, I saw Sam cavorting with dinosaurs recently and making quite a scene. Much laughter and chaos ensued.
shanbrarian said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! In some areas, shoes hanging above a doorway means they sell illicit intoxicants at that location. I assume in your offices that the substance sold is pearl sized balls of pure caffeine.
Hill Watcher said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Lionel! Is it really you?! I'm so glad I found you!
Striker65 said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Oh man, if only I were actually allowed to chronicle the things around here in *my* work blog. :D
saram said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! One can only hope that you have a headless pony to transplant those Timmy heads on to.
Pandora77 said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! I'd ask the Magic Meat Burgers about Sam ...
Brekke said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Some one give the Ninja back his tennies
Tigerbravo said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Open an Australian branch and let me work there plz :P
Asrathiel said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! I think your team needs more electrical engineers. You should hire me next year when I graduate.
Latinclown3 said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! OMG!! Look at the dude's ears. Woah!
Dhop said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! How did you go ten days without velociraptor activity? I can't seem to get past three.
PrincessRomana said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! We've got Find Lionel up on our wall too! Sparked some spinoffs. U2 still hasn't found what they're looking for. Tom Petty doesn't care whatever you're looking for, don't come around here no more. The wall is filling up.
Random Cat said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! I saw Sam the other day, and his hair was so fluffy from the humidity I thought I'd die!! I'll think he'll be ok, as long as he stays away from the velociraptors. :) He said something about coming back through the ninja door. I asked him how and he said something about magical rainbow powers, E=mc^2, and mass*acceleration.
homonerdis said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Headless Timmies, Headless Timmies, Headless Timmies aren't much fun!
kayejazz said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Dear Everyone, None of you will ever work for ThinkGeek. Stop asking. Love, -- A Person That Doesn't Ask People For Silly Jobs With Expectation That They'll Pay You To Move Or Open Up An Office Just For You.
Nerdfury said this 1063 days ago.
meaningless icon! Dear NerdFury, if we can't have dreams, what do we have?
NinjaEpisode said this 1062 days ago.
meaningless icon! Firstly now it's 2 votes for a branch in Australia...mine and Asrathiel's. :) Second: Nerdfury....I will NEVER stop asking for a job with ThinkGeek. It's like lotto in so many ways...if you don't ask then there is definitely no chance. :P
icekat83 said this 1062 days ago.
meaningless icon! I for one.. welcome our Velociraptor overlords.
Danorito said this 1062 days ago.
meaningless icon! Is /this/ why you never have Timmy clones for sale anymore? I may cry.
Geekamicus said this 1062 days ago.
meaningless icon! Huh, that's the same thing I wanna do for the summer.
Chelss said this 1061 days ago.

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