Yes. That is indeed a ninja-only exit. Well. Ninjas and anyone nimble enough to make it up there. So it's Hans's exit.
You might already know that the monkeys at ThinkGeek HQ are fans of informative signs. However, what you likely don't know is that we've got witty one liners and inside jokes plastered pretty much everywhere in this office. One day we decided that keeping all of this awesome to ourselves was a little selfish, so out came the camera.
Sad Keanu was plaguing HQ for about a month, popping up everywhere, depressing everyone with his hangdog expression. Even the coffee was not immune. Until one day they all started to disappear.
This is the only sad Keanu left. He's perched outside of Willie's office in his fancy tie-dye kitten shirt.
Totally Christian's fault.
I might not be looking for Lionel, but that sweater is fantastic.
Has anyone seen our unicorn, Sam?
Over by the customer service monkeys we find this odd creature. He looks...hungry.
It's been ten whole days since the last raptor incident!? Excellent! I'm sure it's perfectly safe to let down our guard.
AIYEE! Okay, time to set that counter back to zero. Again.
That's all for now. We'll leave you with the knowledge that somewhere at ThinkGeek HQ there is a barefoot monkey looking up wistfully and sighing sadly to themselves.