Do you look like Tony Stark? Do you live in Virginia, Maryland, DC, or have an Iron Man suit so you can fly to Fairfax, Virginia? Have you ever wanted to appear on our website and in our catalogs?
Our photographers are desperately seeking a Tony Stark lookalike for an upcoming product shoot. If you can answer yes to the first two questions above--we can maybe convince you of the third one--we really, really want to hear from you.
The shoot will take place on Thursday, July 21st at our Fairfax, Virginia headquarters, but if that date doesn't work for you, Mr. Stark, we'd be happy to schedule it sometime earlier that week. We understand you are a very busy man. Seeing as you're so wealthy, however, the only compensation you'll receive is a kiss on the cheek from a Ms. "Timmy" Potts who may or may not look like a small monkey.
If you're interested, please email replybot at thinkgeek.com a photo of yourself demonstrating your Tony Stark-itude, your full name and phone number, and your availability on or around 7/21.
We won't need proof that you have a heart.