UPDATE 11/29/10: After much deliberation lasting approximately .42 nanoseconds, the Randomizer chose our Shopping Spree winner: Danielle M. from Longview, Washington! If that is not your name, we're very sorry, but clearly whatever injury you caused our Randomizer drove it to crush your hopes and dreams. Maybe next time you'll think twice before insulting a robot.
Wouldn't it be nice to win a $1,000 Shopping Spree and then give it all away to family and friends for the holidays? A Star Trek Pizza Cutter for uncle Timothy, a Bacon Scarf for mom, a Tauntaun Sleeping Bag for little cousin Amanda, a Van Helsing t-shirt for grandma...
But let's say you won, and like Gollum hoarded your precious for yourself. You might become a shambling, grotesque shadow of your former self, but imagine the power! The possibilities! An army of 40 R/C Zombies, or wall-to-wall Wampa Rugs, or a towering pile of 7,199 Buckyballs generating so much magnetic strength that the plate in your head would hum!
Technically, what you do with a $1,000 ThinkGeek Shopping Spree is your own business, but you can't win your precious--er, give your family the best holiday ever--if you don't enter by 11:59pm ET on November 26, 2010.