Please take your seats, ladies and gentlebots. It's time for Mystery Product Theater 3000.
In this first part of a one part series, we examine an impassioned letter about a product the world desperately needs.
We assume Sami's shaky handwriting is a symptom of fervor rather than being "only 9 years old" as he or she asserts. Only a shrewd business person would stipulate approval of our draft before sending $5. Nice try, Sami, but we're on to you.
Thus is the letter in its entirety:
Presented in text for SEO and spambot optimization:
And our first Bacon Watch draft, submitted* for Sami's (and your) approval:
*No, we're not planning on making this watch, but we sure enjoyed the letter. Thanks, Sami, and please continue with your writing!