Did you know that Timmy, our monkey mascot, has terminal degrees in Physics, Philosophy, Romantic English Literature, and Astrobotany? He's equipped to answer almost anything you can throw at him, including:

• Can we hear the sun?
• Why does Tokyo not have anti-godzilla defenses?
• How do D & D Players procreate?

And he's here to help you, gentle reader.

If you ask Timmy your deep imponderable by April 19, 2010, he may answer your question in our sparkly new ThinkGeek catalog launching this summer--and you'll win a $50 gift certificate.

Write to Dear Timmy now and commemorate your ignorance in a document landing on coffee tables the world 'round!

Note: You can ask your question in the comments below, but it may not make the cut for the catalog inclusion. The choice is yours.