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Feb
18
2010

V-Cube Saves Area Man from Death

As you may have heard, it snowed a little bit here in Virginia last week. And before you say, "Oh, those silly Southerners! Four feet of snow is just a sign of spring!" we'd like you hear this true story of a local area man's brush with the snowpocalypse.

Billy was snowed in at home and, like most of us, was passing the time in front of his computer. Yetis are naturally frightened of microprocessors so this was a logical choice.

After updating his Facebook status with details on his dwindling pantry (canned beans, tacbac, and pickle juice) and tweeting "This sucks. #snomg" at least three times, Billy leaned back in his chair to grab his V-Cube--a 7x7x7 cube of Rubiksian frustration--to give it another shot.

Just as he leaned back and reached, a tree fell through his house and crushed his desk and computer. The tree missed him by two feet.

Was the internet punishing Billy for complaining about the snow all week? Did the V-Cube save Billy's life so he'd have a chance at solving it? Or will Billy meet his grisly end after solving the V-Cube and it no longer needs him to fulfill its mission?

Good luck, Billy. And don't bring that V-Cube anywhere near ThinkGeek HQ.

Actual snowpocalypse photograph

Actual photograph moments after the tree attack. Now what will keep the Yetis away?

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meaningless icon! epic
Yukplunger said this 1744 days ago.
meaningless icon! Holy crap! I guess we will have to stay tunned to the mesmerizing adventures of Billy.
Yakimaniac said this 1744 days ago.
meaningless icon! Wow! That is some good luck there.
HouseMDfan said this 1744 days ago.
meaningless icon! #snomg is what it is doing here now... maybe I should get one of these things too??? I don't have any trees nearby but you never know when a Wendigo will pitch one through the house anyway...
Wartmiester said this 1743 days ago.
meaningless icon! ninja dodge
sqrnegativeone said this 1742 days ago.
meaningless icon! God, I miss snow.
Mremaknu said this 1742 days ago.
meaningless icon! oo snap. you can keep your snow.
zour said this 1740 days ago.
meaningless icon! Oh No! Poor computer!
Angela Pea said this 1738 days ago.
meaningless icon! more material for another WoodStation Weather Display
Mafaka said this 1738 days ago.
meaningless icon! I've got to get a V-Cube! My life depends on it! Maybe it'll save my life; maybe it'll end my arch-nemesis'; maybe it'll SAVE my ARCH-NEMESIS' life! Maybe the V-Cube will help me find true love; maybe it'll help my arch-nemesis find true love. The suspense is killing me!!
Sweetonion said this 1735 days ago.
meaningless icon! meh! 4 feet of snow in VA... 6 feet plus here in DE At least somebody found a real use for the V-Cube rather than pure frustration... Oi.. Think Geek... where is my order ???
Dr Torchwood said this 1733 days ago.

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