When we came into the office yesterday, evil Captain Kirk and his rag tag band of Tribbles had taken over the new arcade claw machine--and taken Timmy hostage inside! Witness ye the horror:
The worst part? Kirk says to save Timmy, we must declare him as the best captain ever. What will Picard think?
Timmy is usually the evil genius around here, so we're not quite sure how to handle this situation. We'll post updates here as events unfold.
UPDATE, 12/4 11:00 am: Timmy's still in evil Kirk's clutches, but the STTNG crew has been holding a clandestine meeting for the last hour or so, and apparently Spock's been sited near the claw machine. What could be afoot!?
UPDATE, 12/4 3:00 pm: Captain Picard and his team swing into action! But will they take evil Kirk down!?
UPDATE 12/4 11:00pm: Timmy is saved! Here's what happened: Timmy refused to cave to Kirk's demands and call him the best captain ever (as if), and we knew Kirk wouldn't back down as long as he was transfixed by his reflection in the claw machine's front panel. And unfortunately we don't have any green Barbies around the office. (Thanks for the suggestions, though!) So it all came down to Picard and his crew: Wesley, Data, Geordi, and a rogue band of facehuggers.
And Picard didn't even demand that Timmy call him the best captain ever. This may, in fact, make him the best captain by default. We'll let you decide.