We just asked our email subscribers a few questions about themselves--age, location, favorite OS, PC vs console, that sorta thing. (Didn't get the email? You should sign up!)
Some might've called it a "survey." We call it "holy crap you people are nuts and we heart you so much for it."
And to prove our love, here's a random sampling of your responses to our extremely opened ended question:
"Here is some optional space for telling us things we wouldn't otherwise know, like what you had for breakfast."
Cereal and milk with a shot of hydrocodone cough syrup. I'm ready for my day!
I have porridge every morning. It keeps you regular.
I had five buffalo wings and...three inches of a Spicy Italian sandwich from Subway. Because I wake up at four in the afternoon.
I live on Arizona tea and soybeans. I think I have a problem.
Bacon. I had bacon.
Some were answers to questions we couldn't even begin to ask:
I enjoy rollerskating and going to Chick-Fil-A grand openings.
Urine is sterile, you can drink it.
Can you please provide to us, a simple, PC-based, artificial intelligence, for doing our jobs? Thank you very much.
I'm an electrical designer in the biopharm industry.
I met my girlfriend on my favorite torrent tracker.
my dsl is with a great company buy my service recently went from an already super-weak 170Kdown 30up to 22K down and 30k up... i havn't had much time to call tech support and find out what the problem is so i figured this survey was the next logical choice. I have done nothing and i'm all out of ideas. how should i proceed
I just dyed my bangs hot pink.
I'm considering joining a Buddhist monastery.
I test video games for a living. Not much of a living, but eh, what'er you going to do. *shrugs blissfully*
i drink dr pepper as if it is the only thing that sustains my life. and i'm currently on a search for a comfortable pair of non-leather cowboy boots.
H1N1 shots make you tired, just so you know.
I can put an arrow in your tires at a 100 paces so be nice!
Brilliant. Thanks for keeping it interesting, guys.